# The upside of getting older/compressed time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 6, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168 "2015-01-06T22:01:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Dale\_Sams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/779978/32.png) [@Dale\_Sams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_Sams)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/1 "2015-01-06T22:01:10Z")

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If you blink, your favorite musicians will have released several albums…whereas when you were younger your faves released material so slowly that they stopped being your faves.

Also…before I know it, baseball season will have started.

The downside of course is…what the hell happened to my toddlers and who are these grumpy teenagers in my house?

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/2 "2015-01-06T23:59:48Z")

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Okay, it isn’t all a bad thing.

The typical chest cold seems to be over and done with a lot quicker. They used to last forever, and now, a few coughs and they’re gone.

Sitting in a waiting room isn’t as bad as it used to be. A doctor, or a barber, used to take forever to get to you, and now, the wait is over much sooner.

But…goddamn it, where did November go? I don’t remember anything between Halloween and Thanksgiving! I’m too old to lose an entire month that way!

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/3 "2015-01-07T00:45:25Z")

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Its sunday, I have to go back to work soon.

(blink)

Yay, its friday again.

Of course it cuts both ways, the good times pass faster too.

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/4 "2015-01-07T01:35:50Z")

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What’s this crap about getting old? I just turned 18 yesterday.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/5 "2015-01-07T01:48:00Z")

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After a while, you stop thinking in years, and start thinking in decades. You’ll wonder how you got so old, in so short a time. And after a while, everything either dries up or leaks.

I can’t believe I’m 40 . . . . . . . . . 50 . . . . . . 60 . . 70

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/6 "2015-01-07T02:04:01Z")

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It really does make things you’re waiting for happen, not exactly sooner, but it’s not so painful to wait for them. Have to wait for summer to do some things - no problem. I got stuff to do until then. It’ll be here before I know it.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/7 "2015-01-07T02:21:34Z")

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> [@KRC](#):
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> What’s this crap about getting old? I just turned 18 yesterday.

[Daffy Duck voice] You’re dethpicable!

(But, man, have a great life! Make some huge mistakes along the way; you’ll look back on those with the most amazing fondness!)

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/8 "2015-01-07T03:28:03Z")

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> [@KRC](#):
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> What’s this crap about getting old? I just turned 18 yesterday.

“Ah, Young Grasshopper!”

“Get off my lawn!”

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/9 "2015-01-07T03:47:27Z")

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> [@KRC](#):
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> What’s this crap about getting old? I just turned 18 yesterday.

Hate to break it to you, but its pretty much all down hill from there.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/10 "2015-01-07T05:07:45Z")

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Oh, heck no! Life gets better and better…up to about age 33.

Then it all starts to turn to shit.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-upside-of-getting-older-compressed-time/709168/11 "2015-01-07T05:35:47Z")

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I’m 22 - and have been for over 40 years.
