# The US is currently attacking Caracas (Venezuela), has captured Maduro

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**Created:** [January 3, 2026, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-is-currently-attacking-caracas-venezuela-has-captured-maduro/1026296 "2026-01-03T06:49:46Z")\
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Early reports, but there is talk about anti-air weapons firing.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
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For sure, I’m not planting my flag on my guess, just what I think atm.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> > [@aceplace57](#):
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> > Americans will be outraged if our soldiers needlessly die in Venezuela.
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> That sounds like a problem for a hypothetical future opposition administration who can be blamed for failing to properly manage the quagmire.

Yep.

“Why are the Democrats keeping troops in Venezuela? All those deaths of American forces can be laid at their feet!”

It’s probably already being written up as part of the plan.

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[CNN](https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/venezuela-maduro-court-trump-01-05-26?post-id=cmk1s0pgn0000356py8n1kkgz) has reported on it, but no real detail on what is happening.

> Gunfire was heard in the Venezuelan capital Caracas on Monday night, near the Miraflores presidential palace.
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> Videos geolocated by CNN show what appear to be lights from drones and anti-aircraft fire across the night sky.
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> It’s unclear what the situation is related to.
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> CNN has reached out to Venezuela’s ministries of communication and foreign affairs for more information.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
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CNN is reporting that US oil companies aren’t even all that keen to go marching into Venezuela.

[https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/business/venezuela-trump-oil-chevron](https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/05/business/venezuela-trump-oil-chevron)

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I’ll take “Things that are unsurprising for $100, Alex.”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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I guess that when Trump said he called “all the oil companies” and they were excited to go in, it was just the dementia talking.

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**Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-is-currently-attacking-caracas-venezuela-has-captured-maduro/1026296/268 "2026-01-06T01:47:14Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> CNN is reporting that US oil companies aren’t even all that keen to go marching into Venezuela.

When Trump, years ago, said that he would seize a foreign nation’s oil – usually Iraq – it sounded so awful that, to my my imperfect memony,. all I posted about it was that it is bad, rather than focus on the practicalities.

If Exxon or Chevron or ConocoPhillips became known for paying taxes and fees only to the United States, and not to the local government, any local government outside current U.S. control would likely refuse to renew their contracts. So the U.S. would have had to set up a new company, or government department, specializing in oil extraction piracy. This company would have high costs because of the security requirements, because workers would reasonably demand extra-high pay to compensate for personal reputational damage and physical danger, and because the most productive workers – especially managers – would refuse to work there.

I’m unsure, but I doubt this administration has the competence to set up a money-making piracy operation.

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> [@PhillyGuy](#):
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> workers would reasonably demand extra-high pay to compensate for personal reputational damage and physical danger,

No kidding.

“Here’s your company shirt.”

“Why is it red, and why does it have a target on it?”

“Never mind that, just get on the plane.”

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I guess that when Trump said he called “all the oil companies” and they were excited to go in, it was just the dementia talking.

Only if he aim was truth, which I doubt.

Here is an alternate progressive take from Robert Kuttner at the American Prospect:

[What if Trump Pulls This Off?’](https://prospect.org/2026/01/05/what-if-trump-pulls-this-off-venezuela-rodriguez/)

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> reading slightly between the lines, it’s evident that there is the [concept of a plan](https://newrepublic.com/post/185832/donald-trump-roasted-concepts-plan), to use Trump’s idiom. For two days, the Trump administration has been sending not-so-subtle signals that they grudgingly admire acting President Delcy Rodríguez and want to work with her.
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> Trump went out of his way to disparage the opposition leader, María Corina Machado, who made off with his Nobel Prize. He rejected working with her ally, Edmundo González Urrutia, who strong evidence shows actually won the 2024 election (a government-controlled council later called it for Maduro, in an outcome that has been called illegitimate). He has both spoken well of Rodríguez and threatened her if she refuses to cooperate.
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> A deal with Rodríguez could include U.S. recognition of her regime and an end to sanctions; cooperation by Rodríguez with Trump’s war on drugs; respect by Rodríguez for civil liberties and free elections in a year or two; substantial U.S. government money, matching infrastructure investment by Chevron, to get Venezuelan oil output back to the roughly three million barrels a day that was being pumped before 2006; and plans to allow the return of émigrés.

I agree with all of this as highly possible except that the chances for civil liberties and free elections are low.

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Trump doesn’t care one iota about civil liberties at home let alone in Venezuela. He’s going to want to skim some oil money and have whoever’s in power build CECOT 2 while Rubio and Hegseth move on to Cuba.

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> [@PhillyGuy](#):
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> matching infrastructure investment by Chevron,

I’m wondering if any Chevron employee will be considered a collaborator to American imperialism, and dealt with accordingly. The cost of protection for employees and infrastructure will likely be immense. And world oil prices currently do not justify much investment at all. Finally, world boycotts would harm the company.  
I would not count on a quick buy-in by Chevron.

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What oil company is going to invest billions in Venezuela, when they know everything could change in three years? ConocoPhilips got a $10 billion arbitration judgement against Venezuala after Chavez nationalized the oil industry, that still hasn’t been paid. Are they really going to say, “Thank you sir! May I have another?”

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2026, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-is-currently-attacking-caracas-venezuela-has-captured-maduro/1026296/274 "2026-01-06T06:17:52Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > [@Cervaise](#):
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> > > [@aceplace57](#):
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> > > Americans will be outraged if our soldiers needlessly die in Venezuela.
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> > That sounds like a problem for a hypothetical future opposition administration who can be blamed for failing to properly manage the quagmire.
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> Yep.
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> “Why are the Democrats keeping troops in Venezuela? All those deaths of American forces can be laid at their feet!”

Not even Democrats, necessarily. I used “opposition” as my adjective quite deliberately. If Trump fatigue compels the GOP to drag itself back even slightly in the direction of normalcy out of sheer electoral survival, and they manage to elect a less-extreme President who attempts to quietly unwind some of the Trump faction’s madness, that President can be attacked as a RINO. Even after Trump dies, aggressive displays of fealty to his “vision” (including “successfully” dominating Venezuela and stealing its resources) will be a litmus test for at least a decade.

Dead soldiers in Venezuela under a Democratic President will be evidence of failure and treason. Dead soldiers in Venezuela under a Republican President will be evidence that we’re not Murica!-ing hard enough.

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> [@Al128](#):
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> Kidnapping (21 February 2024): Ojeda was taken from his flat in Independencia (Santiago) by individuals disguised as Chilean police officers (PDI).  
> Discovery (1 March 2024): **His body was found in a suitcase buried under a concrete structure in a camp in the commune of Maipú**

“Police suspect foul play.”

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Clear case of suicide.

On a different note, what is going to happen to Venezuela’s gold in London?

> **[Deep in the vaults: the Bank of England’s £1.4bn Venezuelan gold conundrum](https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jan/06/bank-of-england-venezuelan-gold-nicolas-maduro-us-uk)**
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> Nicolás Maduro’s seizure by US reopens question of who controls country’s reserves held in the UK

> Venezuela has about 31 tonnes of gold held in the vaults of Threadneedle Street, equivalent to about 15% of its total foreign currency reserves.  
> […]  
> Held in London since the 1980s, the practice of governments storing bullion in Britain is not unusual: the Bank keeps about [400,000 bars on behalf of governments and institutions worldwide](https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/explainers/how-much-gold-is-kept-in-the-bank-of-england), as the second-largest global storage hub after the New York Federal Reserve.  
> Since 2018, however, Caracas has been blocked from repatriating the gold amid pressure on Maduro, after the [disputed outcome of Venezuela’s presidential elections](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/21/venezuela-elections-nicolas-maduro-wins-second-term) that year

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Why are the Democrats keeping troops in Venezuela? All those deaths of American forces can be laid at their feet!”
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> It’s probably already being written up as part of the plan.

Alternatively, “Look at the fiasco the Democrats made of the withdrawal from Venezuela!”

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> I’m wondering if any Chevron employee will be considered a collaborator to American imperialism, and dealt with accordingly. The cost of protection for employees and infrastructure will likely be immense.

And our current record of continuing to protect such people is abysmal. Why would anyone trust us to do so, considering Afghanistan?

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Or we’re attacking again, maybe to kidnap or murder their defiant Vice President.

I suppose we should be happy he’s at least kidnapping and trafficking adults these days.

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There’s nervousness in the UK and Europe about the existence of this ‘Russian’ tanker, that’s currently close to the British Isles.

> **[US aircraft monitor tanker off Ireland that tried to evade Venezuela blockade](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jan/05/us-planes-monitor-tanker-ireland-clampdown-venezuelan-oil)**
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> Ship changed its name and registered in Russia in apparent attempt to prevent possible US seizure near British Isles

This tanker is flagged as Russian now and the last time a European country tried to seize a Russian shadow fleet ship, Putin sent a fighter jet for a visit and NATO scrambled its own jets in response. So there’s a bit of nervousness in NATO about how the US will enforce their blockade and deal with this ship.

The US has been using two aircraft based in the UK to shadow the ship and in the last few days have sent two AC-130 gunships and numerous CS-17 transport planes to the UK. The ship has been heading north which is where a lot of Russian subs may be operating (the position has been inferred by the presence of the planes that are tracking it as the ship has turned its transponder switched off).

Speculation is that it might be carrying some sort of military equipment as Venezuela has received lots of Russian hardware to help Maduro stay in power and project influence in the region.

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> Alternatively, “Look at the fiasco the Democrats made of the withdrawal from Venezuela!”

Ha. Exactly!

Followed by welcoming certain Venezuelans who cooperated with us, as privileged refugees.  
Followed by “fuck 'em, like any other brown wannabe US resident.”

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