# The US Presidential Election is a hoax. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259 "2008-10-23T22:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/1 "2008-10-23T22:03:43Z")
I have numerous cites from a veritable cavalcade of nutcases that prove it. Is this the biggest hoax of our times or are there other greater frauds committed up the global populace? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/2 "2008-10-23T22:05:10Z")
The Statue of Liberty is Kaput. 9/11 was an inside job. The world is run by the Rothschilds. (Who decide when it’s time for the world to have a recession) The moon landing was faked. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/3 "2008-10-23T22:24:22Z")
Wake up SHEEPLE! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/4 "2008-10-23T22:32:50Z")
Sheeplism is merely a shroud tactic of the grand unified lizard templar bobthebilderberg group. Any fool knows that. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/5 "2008-10-23T22:48:45Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > Sheeplism is merely a shroud tactic of the grand unified lizard templar bobthebilderberg group. Any fool knows that. The fool who told you this…his name was…_Bob_? ANSWER! Do not defy the Conspiracy! We have _ways_ to make you talk… ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/6 "2008-10-23T22:50:02Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > I have numerous cites from a veritable cavalcade of nutcases that prove it. Is this the biggest hoax of our times or are there other greater frauds committed up the global populace? So, you are calling all the members of my family who participated in past elections liars? :dubious: HOW DARE YOU, SIR! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/7 "2008-10-23T23:02:52Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > So, you are calling all the members of my family who participated in past elections liars? :dubious: > > HOW DARE YOU, SIR! Don’t call me sir! Your anarchomonarchist class warmongering baloney only serves to distract us from the greater truth of this epoch gosh darn it. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/8 "2008-10-23T23:03:34Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > So, you are calling all the members of my family who participated in past elections liars? :dubious: > > HOW DARE YOU, SIR! Is it a Duel At Dawn, then? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/9 "2008-10-23T23:03:53Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > The fool who told you this…his name was…_Bob_? > ANSWER! > Do not defy the Conspiracy! > We have _ways_ to make you talk… I have nothing to declare but my ridiculousness. ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/10 "2008-10-23T23:08:26Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Is it a Duel At Dawn, then? Indeed! I chose that the weapon will be brick-bats at 50 paces. \*\*An Gadaí \*\* may chose the location. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/11 "2008-10-23T23:10:50Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Indeed! I chose that the weapon will be brick-bats at 50 paces. > > \*\*An Gadaí \*\* may chose the location. Location? How about Area 51, or the forbidden zone, or Section 13, or Floor 12 and a half? I see through your wafer-thin veneer of reality. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/12 "2008-10-24T01:25:32Z")
You still haven’t answered my original question: where did all those voters go? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/13 "2008-10-24T01:48:06Z")
NYC was nuked by the Soviets in the 1980s, everyone who’s been going to NYC in the years since has actually been going to Cleveland. They use mind control rays emedded in TV programs to keep people from noticing the difference or realizing what happened. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/14 "2008-10-24T12:27:39Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > The Statue of Liberty is Kaput. > … That is disconcerting. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/15 "2008-10-24T13:44:00Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > That is disconcerting. No, Bono canceling a tour because he’s too busy builing his Illuminated base in Africa – THAT’S _disconcerting._ Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/16 "2008-10-24T14:14:31Z")
I would like to point out that all the documents supporting your position are clever forgeries and all the document supporting my position are locked away in a secret archive where no one has ever read them. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/17 "2008-10-24T14:31:52Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > NYC was nuked by the Soviets in the 1980s, everyone who’s been going to NYC in the years since has actually been going to Cleveland. … _Sssshhhhhh_… we need the tourist dollars. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/18 "2008-10-24T14:35:14Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > I have numerous cites from a veritable cavalcade of nutcases that prove it. Is this the biggest hoax of our times or are there other greater frauds committed up the global populace? In order for me to accept these claims, you must post links! After all, if someone on the internet agrees with you, it must be true! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/19 "2008-10-24T16:18:20Z")
My ancestors, Jesus and Mary Magdalene, know all about conspiracies and coverups and have passed their wisdom from generation to generation, down to me. That’s why I’m especially proud of my membership in both the Freemasons and the Trilateral Commission. It isn’t easy, though. A lot of the other members are jealous because my car gets 200 mpg, running on water. I have to go now. The Queen of England is on the phone, asking about my latest drug deal. Not to worry, though. The stash is safely hidden behind my “Closed Due to Martial Law” signs. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259/20 "2008-10-24T16:43:17Z")
We all know there is no Delaware. So who is _really_ behind Joe Biden? > **[Delaware: The state that doesn't exist.](http://web.archive.org/web/20010604062846/www.mlc.nu/delaware/)** > > The so-called 'state of Delaware' is little more than an evil government conspiracy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-us-presidential-election-is-a-hoax/469259.md?page=2)