# the vagina game
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/1 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")
ok, as inspired by Sqrl’s thread about the vagina exhibit i remembered a game i used to play with my friends on bus trips and stuff. you take a quote, or a book title or a movie title, remove one of the words, and replace it with vagina. of course, any word can be used, but we found that this one was the funniest (until we got yelled at for corrupting small children). for example. take the title “scent of a woman” or “the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy” or the quote “go ahead, make my day” do a little switching and you have “scent of a vagina” “the hitchhiker’s guide to the vagina” - or - “the vagina’s guide to the universe”, and “go ahead, make my vagina”
now you try. its fun, i promise.
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/2 "2000-07-21T20:06:28Z")
My life as a vagina
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### Author:  [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/3 "2000-07-21T20:08:37Z")
**The Hunchback of Notre Dame**
The Vagina of Notre Dame
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/4 "2000-07-21T20:10:27Z")
**The Wedding Singer**
The Wedding Vagina
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### Author:  [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/5 "2000-07-21T20:11:44Z")
Rocky.
Vagina.
I don’t think I know how to play this game.
Star Wars
Vagina Wars
HUGS!
Sqrl
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### Author:  [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/6 "2000-07-21T20:11:48Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Rachelle \*
> \*\ ***The Wedding Singer**
>
> The Wedding Vagina \*\*
or The Vagina Singer.
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### Author:  [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/7 "2000-07-21T20:13:56Z")
“I love the smell of vagina in the morning…it smells like victory!”
John
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### Author:  [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/8 "2000-07-21T20:16:23Z")
The Hunt For Red Vagina
The Sixth Vagina
One Fine Vagina
Back to the Vagina
Back to the Vagina, Part II
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Vagina (or The Vagina of Khan)
Star Trek VIII: First Vagina
Interview with the Vagina
Planet of the Vaginas
Return to the Planet of the Vaginas
Jerry Vagina
Six Days, Seven Vaginas
Lord of the Vaginas
The Vagina Strikes Back
Innervagina
Thelma & Vagina
Foul Vagina
Vagina Can Wait
Casavagina
Air Force Vagina
Broken Vagina
Single White Vagina
Doc Vagina
White Vaginas Can’t Jump
(Gawd I’m immature. I’m giggling like an idiot coming up with these!)
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/9 "2000-07-21T20:17:21Z")
Major Vagina, followed by Major Vagina 2 and 3
“I am Vagina!”
“We are the knights who say vagina”
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### Author:  [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/10 "2000-07-21T20:21:05Z")
Some classics:
Gone with the Vagina
The Vagina to Morroco
Citizen Vagina
The Vagina of Oz
Another series:
Doctor Vagina
On Her Majesty’s Secret Vagina
Octovagina
The Man With the Golden Vagina
Vagina to Kill
Live and Let Vagina…
You get the picture.
-The Jew
P.S. What do you reckon Cecil would think about “The Straight Vagina?”
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/11 "2000-07-21T20:23:08Z")
Blue Vaginas
Vagina Diaries
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Vagina
Like Vagina for Chocolate
Lost Vaginas
Vagina Imposible
Patch Vagina
Good Vagina Hunting
Steel Vagina
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### Author:  [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/12 "2000-07-21T20:28:12Z")
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Vagina
Through the Looking-Vagina
White Vaginas
A Travelling Vagina
The Vagina Also Rises
Medicine Vagina
The Good Housekeeping Illustrated Vagina
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/13 "2000-07-21T20:34:30Z")
see, i told you it was funny. ok, here’s some more.
vagina and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat (since tasha stole my other one)
a clockwork vagina
national vagina
vagina run
miss vagina
the vagina of music
romeo and vagina
the mighty vaginas
monty python’s lide of vagina
cruel vaginas
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/14 "2000-07-21T20:34:53Z")
see, i told you it was funny. ok, here’s some more.
vagina and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat (since tasha stole my other one)
a clockwork vagina
national vagina
vagina run
miss vagina
the vagina of music
romeo and vagina
the mighty vaginas
monty python’s life of vagina
cruel vaginas
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/15 "2000-07-21T20:35:47Z")
Heavy Vagina
The Serpent & the Vagina
Raiders of the Lost Vagina
SW Episode 1: The Vagina Menace or the Phantom Vagina
Joe vs. the Vagina
The Man with one red Vagina
Vagina Party
Vagina: First Blood part II
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/16 "2000-07-21T20:36:00Z")
Heavy Vagina
The Serpent & the Vagina
Raiders of the Lost Vagina
SW Episode 1: The Vagina Menace or the Phantom Vagina
Joe vs. the Vagina
The Man with one red Vagina
Vagina Party
Vagina: First Blood part II
Blazing Vaginas
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/17 "2000-07-21T20:39:10Z")
sorry about the double post. how about the vagina dope message board. or the straight vagina message board. or the straight dope vagina board. or the straight dope message vagina. who knows.
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### Author:  [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/18 "2000-07-21T20:40:25Z")
ROTFLMAO!!!
You kids are killin’ me.
The Phantom Vagina
She’s all Vagina (She’s all that)
True Vaginas
Alli babba and the 40 vaginas
The Bad-News Vaginas
Grumpy old Vagina
The Ghost and the Vagina
Casper the friendly Vagina
Romeo and Vagina
Fried Green Vaginas (heehee)
Oh man, I got a million of em!
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### Author:  [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/19 "2000-07-21T20:43:45Z")
101 vaginas
little vagina riding hood
3 little vaginas
snow white & the 7 vaginas
pochavagina (sound it out ;))
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### Author:  [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/20 "2000-07-21T20:48:43Z")
I thought I’d submit a patriotic musical interlude:
Nothing Could Be Finer Than to Be in a Vagina in the Mooorrrnning
The Vagina Rose of Texas
VAG-I-N-A, Here I Come!
The Tennessee Vagina
My Old Kentucky Vagina
My Vagina, 'Tis of Thee
The Vagina Hymn of the Republic
The Star-Spangled Vagina
And a favorite of our current President: Hail to the Vagina (AKA Vagina to the Chief)
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