# the vagina game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/21 "2000-07-21T20:49:17Z")

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How bout some more losers…

Twelve Angry Vaginas  
Vagina Driver  
Vaginaland  
X-Vaginas  
Vaginaslayer  
Record of the Vagina Wars  
Being Vagina Malkovitch  
Wings of the Vagina  
Vagina of a Lady/Portrait of a Vagina  
Hot Vaginas: Part Deux

This can go on and on…

MR

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/22 "2000-07-21T20:50:56Z")

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OK, I’m gonna add a little class to this thread. Classical titles, from Shakespeare.

The Vagina of Venice  
MacVagina (or, if you’re superstitious, The Scottish Vagina)  
A Midsummer Night’s Vagina  
Two Vaginas of Verona  
The Merry Vaginas of Windsor  
Vagina and Cleopatra  
Twelfth Vagina  
The Taming of the Vagina (or The Vagina of the Shrew!)

This is totally peurile! I love it!

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/23 "2000-07-21T20:52:18Z")

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HAHAHA stop! HAHAHA you guys :gasp: are HAHAHAHEE :gasp: killing me. HOHOHHO HEE HEE HA, :choke/wheeze/gasp:

A vagina grows in Brooklyn  
My Own Private Vagina  
On the Vagina  
The Vagina’s Edge  
There’s Something About Vagina

“Dogs and Vaginas living together, mass hysteria”

“Yo Adrienne, Vagina!”

“What do you mean I’m funny? What I’m some sort of vagina, I’m here to amuse you, What about me is so fuckin funny?!”

BTW ssskuggiii, picturing you saying vagina has made this whole otherwise useless day worthwhile 😉

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**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/24 "2000-07-21T20:56:28Z")

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The Last of the Vaginas  
Red Vagina  
Vagina-busters  
American Vagina

(or what about some Westerns?)

Lonesome Vagina  
The Magnificent Vaginas

and my favorite…

Fistful of Vaginas

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/25 "2000-07-21T20:58:07Z")

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Douglas Adams vaginas.

the hitchhiker’s guide to the vagina  
the vagina at the end of the universe  
life the vagina and everything  
so long and thanks for all the vagina  
vagina harmless  
young vagina plays it safe

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/26 "2000-07-21T20:58:57Z")

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Vagina Sabbath  
Vagina Apple  
Octovagina  
Dr. Vagina  
Lost in Vaginas  
Gone With the Vagina  
Tales From the Vagina  
Vaginas in Toyland  
[I think i’ll change dopers’ sns]  
Freak Vagina  
IamVagina  
Sua Vagina  
ChrisP One Vagina  
PurpleVagina  
vvvaginaaa

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/27 "2000-07-21T20:59:30Z")

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Good lord. I’ll never be able to think of these movies the same way…

Charlie and Chocolate Vagina/Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Vagina  
Chitty Chitty Bang Vagina  
American Vagina  
The Green Vagina/The Vagina Mile  
Vagina of the Beholder  
Blazing Vaginas  
Indiana Jones and the Vagina of Doom  
Vagina of the Nile

How about Agatha Christie?  
Vagina Under the Sun  
Vagina on the Orient Express  
Ten Little Vaginas

I’ve gotta stop…too much fun.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/28 "2000-07-21T21:00:05Z")

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Good Christ, this is funny.

Little Red Vagina Hood  
Vagina Daddy  
The Thirteenth Vagina  
Vagina Nights  
Brave Vagina  
Mystery Vagina  
Vagina, Interrupted  
Vagina on the Moon  
Eye of the Vagina  
Vagina Quest (or Galaxy Vagina)  
Vagina is Not Enough  
Sleepy Vagina (or Vagina Hollow)  
Vagina Beauty (or American Vagina)  
Music of the Vagina  
For Love of the Vagina  
Vagina’s Don’t Cry  
Vagina Club  
The Vagina Zone  
Vagina in Seattle  
Vagina and the Chipmunks  
Invisible Vagina  
Bringing out the Vagina  
The Vagina King  
Aladdin and the Magic Vagina  
An Officer and a Vagina

I’m sure I’ll come up with more.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/29 "2000-07-21T21:02:25Z")

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…a vagina 49er, oh my darlin Clementine"

“Mary had a little vagina, its fleece was white as snow,  
and every where that Mary went, the vagina was sure to go,  
It followed her to school one day which was against the rule,  
It made the children laugh and play to see a vagina at school. :D”

“You want vagina! YOU CAN’T HANDLE VAGINA!!”

Hidee ho vaginareenos (Ned Flanders)

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/30 "2000-07-21T21:02:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Moe \*  
> \*\*BTW ssskuggiii, picturing you saying vagina has made this whole otherwise useless day worthwhile 😉 \*\*

Explain yourself, young knave.

“We are no longer the Vaginas that say NI! We are the Vaginas that say ecky-ekcy-pikang-zoom-boing!”

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/31 "2000-07-21T21:06:23Z")

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vaginas in the mist, gorillas in the vagina.  
from “JATATD”: Jacob’s vaginas.  
Vagina sky  
say vagina  
me, vagina and irene  
“The vagina? You can’t handle the vagina!”  
and, of course, Gentlemen Prefer Vaginas

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**Author:** ![Zinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e95f7d/32.png) [@Zinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zinger)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/32 "2000-07-21T21:08:15Z")

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Vagina Goes to the Zoo  
The Vagina of Cultural Literacy  
Great Vaginas  
A Tale of Two Vaginas  
When Good Vaginas do Bad Things  
The Phantom Vagina  
Roll of Thunder, Hear my Vagina  
Harriet the Vagina  
In the Year of the Vagina and Jackie Robinson  
Wuthering Vaginas  
A Wrinkle in Vagina

Or, How about…

The Fellowship of the Vagina  
The Vagina  
The Two Vaginas  
The Return of the Vagina

Or, How about…

HARRY POTTER AND THE VAGINA OF FIRE…???

I’m having way too much fun…

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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/33 "2000-07-21T21:11:16Z")

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Viginator  
SlingVigina  
ViginaBlade  
There’s Something About Vagina  
Vigina Runs for President

How 'bout Westerns?

The Viginas of Katy Elder  
War Vagina  
True Vagina  
Vigina Grit  
Cool Hand Vagina  
The Good, The Bad, and The Vagina  
Fistfull of Vigina  
A Few Viginas More  
The Vaginas for Sister Sara  
Rooster Vagina  
Vagina Cogburn  
How the Vagina Was Won  
The Great Vagina Robbery  
Magnificent Vagina  
The Quick and The Vagina  
The Wild Vigina  
Wild Wild Vigina

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/34 "2000-07-21T21:11:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Moe \*  
> > \*\*BTW ssskuggiii, picturing you saying vagina has made this whole otherwise useless day worthwhile 😉 \*\*
> 
> Explain yourself, young knave.  
> \*\*

Ooops :o, I am quite embarrassed as I have confused you with another doper whose handle begins with 3 consecutive repeated letters. :o

That’s 2 embarrassing errors I’ve made in 2 days, (the other confusing MOMA with BMA).

Well, color my face vagina.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/35 "2000-07-21T21:12:36Z")

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This is the most immature thread I’ve ever come across.

I have to add some …

Vagina of Arabia  
8 Vaginas in a Duffle Bag  
Pulp Vagina  
What Vaginas May Come  
The Wizard of Vagina  
One Flew Over the Vagina  
Robo-Vagina  
The Big Vagina (Lebowski or Chill, take your pick)  
Vagina Pie  
Absence of Vagina  
Saving Private Vagina  
Seven Vaginas of Dr. Lao  
The Vagina of King George  
The Man in the Iron Vagina  
The Man without a Vagina  
Honey I Shrunk the Vagina

Oh, shit, I think I tore something, laughing so hard!

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/36 "2000-07-21T21:12:50Z")

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_cueing up the fonkay bass_

The Vagina of Misty Beethoven  
The Vagina in Miss Jones, Parts I, II, III & IV

and the all-time classic…

**Behind the Green Vagina**

If you gotta ask what I’m talking about, you’re too damn young to be in this thread.

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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/37 "2000-07-21T21:13:59Z")

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That’s Four Vaginas for Sister Sara

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**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/38 "2000-07-21T21:19:12Z")

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‘I’m a fan of vagina!’ - Al Vagina in The Devil’s Advocat

‘I’m not a vagina’ - Vagina Nixon

‘Life on the vagina inspired it … a story so profound it changed the face of theatre for years to come’ - Showboat add as read by James Earl Vagina

‘Soylent green is vaginas’  
I bet this could be done with songs too …  
‘If I go crazy, yah, will you still call me VaginaMan’

- Krypotnite by Three Vaginas Down

‘Will the real Slim Vagina please stand up’ - Slim Vagina by Eminem

‘Oops I did it again, I played with your vagina, got lost in the game, oh baby baby’ - Oops I did it again by Vagina Spears

‘When superstars and cannonballs are running through your vagina. Television freak shows - cops and vaginas everywhere’ The Animal Song by Savage Vagina

‘If you believe they put a vagina on the moon, then nothing is cool’ REM in Vagina on the Moon

‘You and me, we come from different worlds, you like to laugh at me when I look at other vaginas’ - Hootie and the VaginaFish in Only Want to be with You.

‘Any sufficiently advanced vagina is indistinguishable from magic’ - Arthur C. Vagina

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/39 "2000-07-21T21:19:18Z")

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I see someone has posted “Blazing Vagina” already, but I think “Vagina Saddles” is far better.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/40 "2000-07-21T21:21:13Z")

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Old grade school spelling rule:

“When 2 vaginas go walking, the first one does the talking and the second one is silent”.

“You’ve got to accentuate the vagina  
eliminate the…”

some Beatles tunes:  
“Lucy in the Sky with Vagina”  
“Vagina #9”  
“Maxwell’s Silver Vagina”  
“Carry that Vagina”  
“I want Vagina (she’s so heavy)” or “I want you (she’s so vagina)”  
“Hello vagina”  
“A day in the Vagina”  
“Rocky Vagina”

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