# the vagina game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/41 "2000-07-21T21:24:21Z")

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Way to many. But Here’s one that one has said yet.

Vampire hunter D  
Vagina Hunter D

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/42 "2000-07-21T21:35:29Z")

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Independence Vaginas  
Uncle Ben’s Vaginas  
Vagina Logs  
Raiders of the Lost Vagina  
The Vaginas of Superman  
The Red Vagina of Courage  
The Old Man and the Vagina  
It Doesn’t Take a Vagina  
Ben Folds Vagina

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/43 "2000-07-21T21:41:06Z")

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Ad slogans:

I love what you do for me, Vagina  
Think Vagina  
Vagina - it’s man-tough  
Manly yes, but vaginas like it too  
Strong enough for a man but made for a vagina  
Nothing comes between me and my vagina  
Time to make the vaginas  
When E. F. Hutton talks, vaginas listen  
The curiously strong vagina  
I want my vagina TV!  
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else there’s vagina.  
Absolut Vagina  
Got vagina?  
Vagina - it’s everywhere you want to be  
Where does vagina want to go today?

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**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/44 "2000-07-21T21:56:43Z")

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This is hysterical! The westerns are great, but I really like the nursery rhymes.

Mistress Mary, quite contrary - How does your vagina grow?

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating his Christmas vagina…

Sing a song of six-pence, a pocket full of rye - four and twenty blackbirds baked in a vagina…

Baa baa black sheep, have you a vagina?

Jack Sprat could eat no vagina…

Peter,Peter, pumpkin eater - Had a vagina and couldn’t keep her…

Simple Simon met a Vaginaman going to the fair - Said Simple Simon to the Vaginaman, “Let me taste your ware”…

Hickety pickety, my black vagina - she lays eggs for gentlemen.

Goosie goosie gander, where shall I wander?Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s vagina…

This is so juvenille, I love it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/45 "2000-07-21T21:57:39Z")

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TV shows:

Married . . . with Vagina  
The Vagina Bunch  
The Vagina Boat  
Fantasy Vagina  
Vagina in the Family  
Designing Vaginas  
Gilligan’s Vagina  
Saturday Night Vagina  
La Femme Vagina  
Vagina, P.I.  
Miami Vagina  
The Vagina Stories of the F.B.I.  
N.Y.P.D. Vagina  
Law & Order: Special Vagina Unit

This is the stupidest, most idiotic game I’ve played in a long time. And boy is it fun.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/46 "2000-07-21T22:10:33Z")

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I selection of Frank Vagina’s songs:

The Lady is a Vagina  
New Vagina, New Vagina  
Night and Vagina  
Luck, be a Vagina Tonight  
Vagina Way

Or Dean Martin:  
Ain’t that a kick in the vagina  
Everybody loves vagina  
In the Chapel In the vagina  
In the misty vagina  
Memories are made of vaginas  
Powder your face with vagina  
Somewhere there’s vagina  
The vagina is still open  
You’re nobody till somebody loves vagina

I like this

How about some Sinead OConnor?  
Nothing compares to Vagina  
The emperor’s new vagina  
Vagina before the war  
I want your Vagina on me  
Just Call Me Vagina

or some of the films of Stanley Kubrick  
Full Metal Vagina  
Vagina Wide Shut  
Dr. Strangevagina (or how I learned to stop worrying and love Vagina)  
2001 a space vagina

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/47 "2000-07-21T22:21:12Z")

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There once was a man from Nantucket  
whose dick was so long vagina.

How now brown vagina?

Little boy blue come blow your vagina

Twinkle Twinkle Little star  
How I wonder vagina

Jack Sprat could eat no fat  
His wife could eat vagina

All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased vagina  
Pop goes vagina  
Pee Wee Herman’s Big Vagina  
Cheech and Chong: Vagina Smokin

Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina.  
vagina ever after 🙂

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/48 "2000-07-21T22:42:23Z")

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Someone got a little carried away.

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**Author:** ![Tracie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@Tracie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracie)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/49 "2000-07-21T22:44:22Z")

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When I first read the OP I thought to myself “oh yeah, this is funny… not… what a bunch of losers” then I started reading. I guess I’m a loser too now cause I’m giggling like a schoolgirl!

Woohoo! Here’s mine! (Mostly from the 80’s)

Sixteen Vaginas  
Weird Vaginas  
Raising Vaginas  
War of the Vaginas  
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Vagina  
The Black Vagina (stallion)  
Days of Vagina  
Dirty Vagina or Vagina Dancing (Dirty Dancing)  
Flash Vagina

I had way too much fun with that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tracie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@Tracie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracie)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/50 "2000-07-21T22:46:02Z")

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Darn, I left out my favorite:

Desperately Seeking Vagina

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**Author:** ![Tracie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90db22/32.png) [@Tracie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracie)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/51 "2000-07-21T22:47:26Z")

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Hmmm… that one could also say:

Vagina Seeking Susan

Bahahahaha

Ok, I’m going now.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/52 "2000-07-21T23:08:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **This is the most immature thread I’ve ever come across.**

woohoo! im priveleged. i started the most immature thread. go me! this is fun fun fun. let’s see what else.

ben likes six days seven vaginas. he says its his ideal week.

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/53 "2000-07-21T23:12:10Z")

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Broadway musicals:

Miss Vagina  
Seven Vaginas for Seven Brothers  
Man of La Vagina  
The Phantom of the Vagina  
Once Upon a Vagina  
Bring in da Noise, Bring in da Vagina  
West Side Vagina  
The Sound of Vagina  
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Vagina  
Damn Vaginas  
Vagina on the Roof  
How to Succeed in Vaginas Without Really Trying  
My Fair Vagina  
Guys and Vaginas  
You’re a Good Vagina, Charlie Brown  
The Vagina and I  
Annie Get Your Vagina  
Stop the Vagina, I Want to Get Off

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**Author:** ![Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falula_Guinea_Pig)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/54 "2000-07-22T00:04:32Z")

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Bill and Teds Bogus Vagina  
Attack Of The Killer Vaginas  
National Vaginas Vacation  
Big Trouble In Little Vagina  
The Vagina Club  
St Elmos Vagina  
So I Married A Vagina Murderer  
The Big Vagina  
Pump Up The Vagina  
Reservoir Vaginas  
Pulp Vagina  
What’s Eating Gilbert Vagina?  
Edward Vaginahands  
The Vagina Boys / The Lost Vaginas  
Vagina Hunter  
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Vagina  
Four Weddings and a Vagina / Four Vaginas and a Funeral  
When Vagina Comes  
Who’s That Vagina?  
The Perfect Vagina  
The Blair Witch Vagina  
Vaginas Wide Shut  
Girls Just Wanna Have Vaginas

I could go on forever - this is fun!!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/55 "2000-07-22T00:22:20Z")

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“Show me the vagina!”

“My girlfriend sucked 37 vaginas!” “In a row?”

“Houston, we have a vagina.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger vagina.”

“Yeah, but John, when the Vaginas of the Carribean breaks down, the vaginas don’t eat the tourists.”

“Life is like a box of vaginas. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

“I have a feeling we’re not in vagina anymore.”

“I just want to say one word to you - just one word…vagina.”

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/56 "2000-07-22T00:23:56Z")

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2001 : A Space Vagina

or I think I prefer

2001 : A Vagina Odyssey

And in a salute to the long-dead “Guy Stuff” thread …

“Vaginas? We don’t need no steeking vaginas!”

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 07-21-2000 at 07:26 PM]

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/57 "2000-07-22T01:01:51Z")

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Here’s some more:

Movies:

Vagina Will Rock  
Vagina Friday (or Next Vagina)  
Snow Falling on Vaginas  
Bringing Out the Vagina  
Vagina Requiem  
Executive Vagina (or Vagina Power)  
Vagina Rock City  
The Vagina Whisperer  
The Vagina of Innocence (or The Age of Vagina)  
The Price of Vagina  
These Vagina Hills (western)  
Butch Cassidy and the Vagina Kid  
The Jewel of the Vagina  
Vagina of Fear  
The Myth of Vagina  
Fatal Vagina (or Vagina Affair)  
The Vagina Garden  
The Players Vagina  
Vagina in Little Tokyo  
The Thin Red Vagina  
20 Vaginas  
Vagina Journey  
Vagina in Crime  
Vagina Trap (or Velocity Vagina)  
The Vagina Collector  
Vagina on Haunted Hill  
The End of the Vagina

Game Show Network Shows:

Vagina Feud  
Vagina’s a Crowd  
Vagina Sharks  
I’ve Got a Vagina  
Vagina Squares (or Hollywood Vagina)

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/58 "2000-07-22T02:44:24Z")

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I thought of Desperately Seeking Vagina and Pump Up the Vagina on the way home form work, but someone beat me to them. Oh well, here are some more …

The VaginaBusters  
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Vagina?  
Attack of the Killer Vaginas  
My Favorite Vagina  
Grumpy Old Vagina  
Please Don’t Eat the Vaginas  
All the President’s Vaginas  
Muriel’s Vagina  
The Vagina Hunter  
Tender Vaginas  
The Vagina Had Two Faces  
Vaginas Are Free  
Full Metal Vagina  
In Cold Vagina (or the even grosser In Vagina Blood - Forget I mentioned it)  
To Live and Die in Vagina  
What About Vagina?  
Bang the Vagina Slowly

and my personal favorite - from an obscure and very bad John Candy movie …

Who’s Harry Vagina?

Oh great googley-moogley this is so stupid. Praise hypergirl

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/59 "2000-07-22T03:31:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > **This is the most immature thread I’ve ever come across.**
> 
> woohoo! im priveleged. i started the most immature thread. go me! this is fun fun fun. let’s see what else.
> 
> ben likes six days seven vaginas. he says its his ideal week. \*\*

:eek:Is this the same Ben whose nickname is Harry Kunt? If so, you have some explaining to do. ::snickers::

In the Name of Vagina  
Robin Hood, Vagina of Thieves  
[song titles]  
All Vagina-ed Out  
California Vaginas  
I Need Vagina Tonight  
I’d Really Like to See Vagina Tonight  
The Vagina Sleeps Tonight  
Smokin’ in the Boys’ Vagina  
Vagina Ride  
Vagina’s Got a Ticket to Ride

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**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/60 "2000-07-22T04:28:11Z")

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Heeheee…I love it!

Evil Vagina  
Evil Vagina 2  
Army of Vagina!  
Young Vagina  
Meet Joe Vagina  
Field of Vaginas  
History of the Vagina Part II  
The Usual Vaginas  
The Devil’s Vagina  
Vagina and Sensibility  
Shakespeare in Vagina  
The Vagina King (or the Lion Vagina)  
Robovagina

Books:

The Catcher in the Vagina  
The Old Man and the Vagina  
Moby Vagina  
The Scarlet Vagina  
The Fall of the House of Vagina  
The House of the Seven Vaginas  
The Invisible Vagina

Plays:

A Vagina in the Sun  
Death of a Vagina  
Buried Vagina  
Long Day’s Journey into Vagina  
Cat on a Hot Tin Vagina  
The Glass Vagina  
A Streetcar Named Vagina (or A Vagina Named Desire)  
The Hairy Vagina

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