# the vagina game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![zeenard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/85e7bf/32.png) [@zeenard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zeenard)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/61 "2000-07-22T04:45:44Z")
This thread is so funny! Here we go: Once We Were Vaginas The Story of Vagina Last Action Vagina Leaving Las Vagina Stand by my Vagina Once Upon a Time in the Vagina Mr. Vagina goes to Washington Young Vaginas Blade Vagina True Vagina The Last Temptation of the Vagina The Mighty Vaginas Strange Vaginas Who Framed Roger Vagina X-Vaginas Natural Born Vagina The Odd Vagina Me, Myself and my Vagina Pink Vagina - The Wall The Longest Vagina Mr. Nice Vagina The Vagina Horror Picture Show Rumble in the Vagina The Beverly Hills Vagina Vagina on Elm Street ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/62 "2000-07-22T05:20:09Z")
Robin Hood - Vaginas in Tights Man On The Vagina Vagina AE Vaginas Wide Shut Some may have been said already, but I have forgotten most of what I was originally gonna post. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/63 "2000-07-22T05:24:38Z")
Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald, Some are kinda scary, And this is what their called: - Chorus \* Vagina, Vagina, They call That thing Vagina Some belong to virgins, They’re relly tight and strong, But big or small, I love them all, That’s why I sing My song. _Chorus_ Vagina! Some of them are smelly, Like clams and fish and such, Some smell like a summer’s eve, 'Cuz they’ve been douched too much _Chorus_(twice) Nothing could be finer, Than to be in a vagina, In the mooooooooor-ning. ---
**Author:** ![Origato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b2d939/32.png) [@Origato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Origato)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/64 "2000-07-22T05:43:01Z")
Reminds me of a game we played in Chinese restaurants. After every fortune revealed by the cookie, add the words “in bed”. Works every time. Examples: You are respected by your peers “in bed”. People seek your counsel “in bed”. You are a lucky person “in bed”. 15-42-2-31-27-17 “in bed” I’ll drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/65 "2000-07-22T05:57:52Z")
I think I might have burst a blood vessel from laughing…let’s not forget the country music fans… Garth Brooks: The Vagina Vaginas in low places Vaginaless Too damn young to feel this vagina George Strait: Ocean front vaginas All my vaginas (live in texas) Vagina by morning Shania Any vagina of mine Who’s bed has your vagina been under Man, I feel like a vagina That don’t impress me vagina Kenny Rogers Ruby, don’t take your vagina to town Vaginas in the stream (duet with Dolly Parton) I will always love vagina (Dolly) Oakridge Boys (Elvira) you gotta hum this one… VA-GI-NA, pa pa oom pa pa oom pa pa oom pa pa mau mau My hearts on fire … for VA-GI-NA All my rowdy vaginas (Hank Williams Jr) Vaginas along the Yukon (Hank Snow) This vagina (Faith Hill) There’s a vagina in my beer (Hank Williams) Fifteen wheels and a dozen vaginas (Kathy Mattea) Scary thing is I just realized that I know a lot of country songs. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/66 "2000-07-22T06:05:38Z")
Digging to China Digging to Vagina ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/67 "2000-07-22T06:08:12Z")
Actually how about: Vagina to China? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/68 "2000-07-22T06:09:43Z")
Hey, welcome to the board, sk8rxtx. A Thousand Vaginas The Last Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Origato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b2d939/32.png) [@Origato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Origato)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/69 "2000-07-22T06:12:13Z")
Vagina Dope (sung to the tune of ‘China Grove’, to you spastically challenged…) ---
**Author:** ![Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@Falula\_Guinea\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falula_Guinea_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/70 "2000-07-22T10:54:06Z")
He he - I just thought of another one - Three Men And A Little Vagina !! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/71 "2000-07-22T11:05:50Z")
maybe you’d better not read this… All right. I warned you. “All the world’s a (vagina) And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances” –As You Like It, Act 2, Scene vii “I had rather have a (vagina) to make me merry than experience to make me sad” –As You Like It, Act 4, Scene i “Once more unto the (vagina), dear friends, once more” –Henry V, Act 3, Scene i “A (vagina)! a (vagina)! my kingdom for a (vagina)!” –Richard II, Act 5, Scene iv “the (vagina)'s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.” –Hamlet, Act 2, Scene ii “Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy (vagina) Be all my sins remember’d.” –Hamlet, Act 3, Scene i “There’s a divinity that shapes our (vaginas), Rough-hew them how we will” –Hamlet, Act 5, Scene ii “there’s a special providence in the fall of a (vagina). If it be now, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come the readiness is all” –Hamlet, Act 5, Scene ii “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your (vaginas)” –Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene ii “Is this a (vagina) which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?” –Macbeth, Act 2, Scene i “Who steals my (vagina) steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands: But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed.” –Othello, Act 3, Scene ii “See, how she leans her (vagina) upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that (vagina)!” –Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii “What’s in a name? that which we call a (vagina) By any other name would smell as sweet” –Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/72 "2000-07-22T12:54:11Z")
Batman and Vagina Without Any Pants On. Vagina, The Barbarian Without Any Pants On. The Manchurian Vagina Without Any Pants On. Wild Wild Vagina Without Any Pants On. Rumble In The Vagina Without Any Pants On. And, opening today: Michelle Vagina and Vagina Ford star in Vagina Lies Within Without Any Pants On. I know of three vaginas that end in -gry… A few posters: Coldvagina VaginaScott CanadianVagina Drain Vagina high tech vagina Max Vagina (Max Torque) Vaginagene Vaginamon88 “You say “vagina” like it’s a **BAD** thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/73 "2000-07-22T12:55:33Z")
Yer pal, Vagina ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/74 "2000-07-22T13:02:08Z")
I prefer **ChiefVagina** , thank you. The Vagina Also Rises Moby Vagina The Old Man and the Vagina To Build a Vagina A Clean, Well-lighted Vagina Vagina Frome A Tale of Two Vaginas Les Vaginas The Holy Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/75 "2000-07-22T13:57:38Z")
Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Vagina or Frank Zappa and the Vagina’s of Invention ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/76 "2000-07-22T13:59:35Z")
**Here’s my contribution** Pee Wee’s Vagina Adventure To Kill a Vagina The Vagina King Snow White and the Seven Vagina’s How the Grinch stole Vagina The Usual Vagina’s One Flew Over the Vagina’s Nest Raging Vagina The Princess Vagina The Perfect Vagina Full Metal Vagina The Shawshank Vagina The Christmas Vagina Vagina’s Don’t Cry Vagina Dearest The Vagina’s of Madison County Who’s Afraid of Vagina Wolf? I had to much fun with this post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/77 "2000-07-22T14:09:08Z")
Three men and a little vagina Aw, man - thats just sick! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/78 "2000-07-22T14:16:47Z")
The Vagina Within Vagina Park The Vagina Gatsby/The Great Vagina Survial in Vagina/Vaginas in Auschwitz The Hunt For Red Vagina The Senator’s Vagina The Remains of the Vagina The Catcher in the Vagina/The Vagina in the Rye I Know Why the Caged Vagina sings The Vaginas of Madison County Interview With the Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/79 "2000-07-22T14:34:56Z")
More Broadway Shows: Vagina Miserables Miss Vagina Vagina Guerre Forbidden Vagina Vagina Broadway Evita is simply Vagina, which makes a great political statement AND THE BEST FOR LAST Jesus Christ Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/80 "2000-07-22T14:38:13Z")
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