# the vagina game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 21, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384 "2000-07-21T20:03:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/81 "2000-07-22T15:01:33Z")
When Harry Met Vagina _For that natural look_. And, from Monty Python’s Flying Vagina: “Well, what you got?” “Well, there’s egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and Vagina, egg bacon and Vagina, egg bacon sausage and Vagina, Vagina bacon sausage and Vagina, Vagina egg Vagina Vagina bacon and Vagina, Vagina sausage Vagina Vagina Vagina bacon Vagina tomato and Vagina, Vagina Vagina Vagina egg and Vagina, Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina baked beans Vagina Vagina Vagina or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Vagina.” ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/82 "2000-07-22T17:06:19Z")
Patrick Henry - “Give me vagina or give me death!” Thomas Jefferson - “We hold these vaginas to be self-evident…” Louis XIV - “Apres moi, le vagina” Winston Churchill - “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and vagina.” JFK - “Ask not what your vagina can do for you, ask what you can do for your vagina.” FDR - “The only thing we have to fear is vagina itself.” Albert Einstein - “God does not play dice with the vagina.” Benjamin Disraeli - “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and vaginas.” Karl Marx - “Vagina is the opium of the masses.” Asimov’s Three Laws of Vaginas: 1. A vagina may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A vagina must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflist with the First Law. 3. A vagina must protect its own existence except where such orders would conflict with the First or Second Laws. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/83 "2000-07-22T17:24:21Z")
“Desperately seeking vagina” – I like it. Guess who’s coming to vagina (dinner)? The way we vagina (were). Return to Gilligans’s vagina (island). :: scary! :: Cleopatra - Vagina (queen) of the Nile. The classics?: Deep vagina (throat). :: noone got this one? :: Debbie does Vagina (Dallas). etc. ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/84 "2000-07-22T18:07:17Z")
Best Song: You’ll be in my Vagina by Phil Vagina Best Supporting Actress: Vaginalina Jolie in Vagina, Interrupted Best Supporting Actor: Michael Vagina in The Cider House Vagina Best Actor: Kevin Vagina in Vagina Beauty Best Actress: Vagina Swank in Vaginas Don’t Cry Best Original Score: The Red Vagina The nominees for Best Vagina - er, picture: The Sixth Vagina Cider House Vagina American Vagina The Green Vagina Vagina Insider Other bits and pieces: Who wants to be a Vagina? All about my Vagina The Talented Mr. Vagina Music of the Vagina The End of the Vagina Austin Powers, International Man of Vagina Angela’s Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Bolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bolo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/85 "2000-07-22T18:08:11Z")
Vagina versus Vagina How about… Jabba the Vagina Where are the corporate names… International Business Vaginas Proctor and Vagina Kids songs… Can you tell me how to get How to get to Vagina Street Or perhaps cars… The new Aston Martin Vagina Or Trucks… The Ford Vagina 350 King Cab Cookbooks… Joy of Vagina Self Help titles… Everything I needed to know I learned in Vagina One last movie from Woody Allen… Everything you want to know about Vagina but were afraid to ask. Our (most of us) National Anthem… The Star Spangled Vagina ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/86 "2000-07-22T18:13:00Z")
And by the way, Weirddave, that song is by \*\* Tom Green \*\* not Weird Al! Considering Weird Al’s audience is mostly made up of boys under 15 (and he knows this) he mainly stays out of the vagina area. Er, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/87 "2000-07-22T19:12:15Z")
Movies I’ve watched recently: Shakespeare in Vagina American Vagina Goodvaginas Deuce Bigalow: Male Vagina The Neverending Vagina The Vagina Trap Austin Powers: The Vagina Who Shagged Me Austin Powers: International Vagina of Mystery Wild Wild Vagina Man in the Iron Vagina Practical Vagina (or perhaps, Vagina Magic?) My Best Friend’s Vagina ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/88 "2000-07-22T19:38:12Z")
Well I"m bored, I think I’ll play. I skimmed the thread, I may be repeating, but, oh well. James and the Giant Vagina The Indian in the Vagina Kentucky Fried Vagina Vagina on 34th Street ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/89 "2000-07-22T21:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > **:eek:Is this the same Ben whose nickname is Harry Kunt? If so, you have some explaining to do. ::snickers::** yes, it is. whats to explain? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/90 "2000-07-22T21:10:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Oh great googley-moogley this is so stupid. Praise hypergirl \*\* thanks. 🙂 i guess i can consider this my true initiation into the world of the straight dope. 🙂 this is fun! how about some books. vagina beauty (or black vagina) the catcher in the vagina (or the vagina in the rye) to kill a vagina harry potter and the sorcerer’s vagina harry potter and the vagina of secrets (or the chamber of vaginas) harry potter and the prisoner of vagina harry potter and the vagina of fire (or the goblet of vagina) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/91 "2000-07-22T22:38:47Z")
The Vagina-Files Vagina to Ride The Vagina Letter How Stella Got Her Vagina Back Vagina Letters Muppets From Vagina (or Vaginas From Space) 10 Things I Hate About Vagina Dudley Do-Vagina Paperback Vagina Take a Hard Vagina Vagina the Hunted (or Benji the Vagina) Vagina of Rage The Face of Vagina (or The Vagina of Fear) The Vagina in the Iron Mask Vagina on the Hudson Fast Vagina (or Vagina Getaway) Vagina of a Stranger (or Kiss of a Vagina) Vaginas in Crime (or Partners in Vagina) When a Man Loves a Vagina Vagina and the Beanstalk (or Jack and the Vagina) Heavenly Vaginas Jagged Vagina Vagina Vengeance Chairman of the Vagina Die Vagina Vagina Language Dances With Vaginas The Vagina of Darkly Noon Cast a Deadly Vagina Hostile Vagina Next Stop, Vagina Village The Vagina Who Could Fly Vaginas of Mass Distraction Die Hard With a Vagina Cookie’s Vagina (or Vagina’s Fortune) The Vagina Factor Geronimo: An American Vagina (or Vagina: An American Legend) More TV shows: Walker, Texas Vagina (or Vagina, Texas Ranger) America’s Most Wanted: Vagina Fights Back America’s Funniest Vagina Videos Vagina of all Trades (or Jack of all Vaginas) Vagina Night Live (or Saturday Night Vagina) Pensacola: Vagina of Gold Vagina SG-1 The Howard Stern Vagina Show Access Vagina Star Trek: Deep Space Vagina Big Vagina MAD Vagina The Outer Vagina Don’t Forget Your Vagina Vagina: The Legacy (or Poltergeist: The Vagina) Vagina: Warrior Princess (or Xena: Vagina Princess or Xena: Warrior Vagina) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/92 "2000-07-22T22:42:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* > \*\*The Vagina in the Iron Mask > \*\* The Man in the Vagina Mask? ---
**Author:** ![GreatKingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/93 "2000-07-23T00:26:17Z")
The Vagina Redemption Regarding Vagina Vagina Fiction Vagina-air Night Of The Living Vagina European Vagina I Spit On Your Vagina Vagina Smith Goes To Washington And A few movie quotes; “Use the vagina, Luke” “Thats no moon, thats a space vagina” ---
**Author:** ![GreatKingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/94 "2000-07-23T00:29:12Z")
Forgot one, Vagina of the Iguana ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/95 "2000-07-23T01:31:29Z")
Four score, and seven vaginas ago. Rainbow Vagina Amazon Women on the Vagina. The Vaginas Must be Crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384/96 "2000-07-23T03:55:15Z")
**BNL songs!** One Vagina (or Vagina Week) I’ll Be That Vagina In the Vagina Vagina Me (or Trust Vagina) Who Needs Vagina? Some Vagina (or Vagina Fantastic) Hello Vagina (or Vagina City) Be My Vagina What a Good Vagina The Vagina of Beside Manor Vagina Set New Vagina (on the Block) Blame It on Vagina If I Had A Million Vaginas Stomach Vs. Vagina Straw Hat and Old Dirty Vagina This is Where Vagina Ends The Old Vagina Break Your Vagina Vagina in My Room Just a Vagina These Vaginas Alternative Vagina Am I the Only Vagina Life, in a Vagina The Wrong Vagina Was Convicted A Vagina to You, Rudy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-game/26384.md?page=4)