# The Vagina thread. For women only!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 8, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963 "2000-07-08T17:56:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/1 "2000-07-08T17:56:57Z")

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This is a response to Shirley Ujest’s thread about penis MRI’s. What do you women feel like when we’re inside you? I am just curious, never having had a penis inside me.

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**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/2 "2000-07-08T18:04:05Z")

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It is a wonderful feeling of closeness and fulfillment. I feel filled to the brim and well like I am going to cum.

Penetration is amazing because you are so sensitive (especially if it is timed right), you feel him moving into you and hitting all the right spots.

You can feel the size and hardness inside you. I like it when it changes a bit, it tickles in a wonderful way.

K, where is my man??

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**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/3 "2000-07-08T18:09:41Z")

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It just feels right - like it belongs there. Personally, I prefer intercourse to oral sex, just for that reason. I’ve heard that only the first couple of inches of the vagina has nerve endings, and I must say that I love it when my husband just goes in a couple of inches and sort of teases me for a while.

The only part I don’t like it the accidental cervix bang. Ouch. I don’t know if it’s just me, but I can’t stand it. Certain positions are worse for that than others, that might vary among women, too.

And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me.

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/4 "2000-07-08T18:15:24Z")

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> And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me.

Oh good lord, no. I absolutely love that. Although sometimes it’s hard to get the guy to understand that you don’t want them to do _anything_.

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**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/5 "2000-07-08T18:34:55Z")

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Oh! the throbbing inside is so wonderful. Hubby never thumps directly on the cervix, but in some positions i can feel the head popping past the cervix with each thrust and I do not like that.

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**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/6 "2000-07-08T18:40:39Z")

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The best I can describe the actual physical act is being filled.The fullness and the stretching are the primary sensations,I guess.  
Now if you ask me what the emotional part felt like, I’d have to say sharing.The closeness of having part of someone _inside you_ is like nothing else in the world.  
I’m not doing particularly well describing this, am I?

Cervix bumping.Oh god.  
We call it ‘hitting bottom’ but by any name it adds up to YEOWCH! Probably the closest to being ‘racked’ a gal can get.

Add me to the list of those who love the man inside me just still and throbbing.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/7 "2000-07-08T18:54:06Z")

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First off, why am I not surprised you started this thread, Dave? _rolls eyes and starts coughing from laughing too hard_

Anyway…I’ll agree with the esteemed ladies above me. Feels very full, and just…right.

And tatertot? Chalk another one up for liking just laying there for a minute. Usually I like it right after penetration, and then the guy starts moving…mmmmmmm.

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**Author:** ![Nika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba9def/32.png) [@Nika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nika)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/8 "2000-07-08T18:57:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tatertot \*  
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> And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me. \*\*

OOOOYEAH!!! Add my vote for that!!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/9 "2000-07-08T20:13:05Z")

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How does it feel? It feels…like he’s come home. Belongs. Filled, fulfilled, complete…ummmmm…

Physically, feels so _ **awesome** _. Like there’s never been anything that felt as good before. Each time is like that for me, pretty much. The hardness, the warmth, pressing against the sides of my vagina…and the _throbbing_!

When he first enters me, especially if he does it slowly, and then stops for a minute or two…and just lets me feel his hardness and warmth and how he is throbbing… and then pushes in the rest of the way, and starts moving.

_ **MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwlllllll!** _

You know what’s so mean about this thread, dave? Just got news he won’t be home now til NEXT July. That **BITES**.

\<wishing she was small enough to hide in a suitcase on a plane to UAE, purplebear leaves quietly\>

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/10 "2000-07-08T20:36:02Z")

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Count one more vote for loving the inside-throbbing. Oh yeah.

And one more vote for not being surprised that weirddave started this! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/11 "2000-07-08T20:40:40Z")

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That’s it. I am starting a collection to send purp over to UAE. Chief, think you can get one of those Navy planes to fly her over?

(And I am only half-joking here, folks.)

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/12 "2000-07-08T22:52:31Z")

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Just stick a cucumber up your butt.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/13 "2000-07-09T00:01:25Z")

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> _Originally posted by TaterTot:_  
> And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me.

Count me in with this group!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/14 "2000-07-09T00:07:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
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> Just stick a cucumber up your butt. \*\*

Why don’t _you_?

**PUTZ**

I expected better from you, handy.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/15 "2000-07-09T00:15:11Z")

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For women only? Bullshit, weirddave.

Like you’re going to keep all this good, feminine play-by-play to yourself.

(Whips out reporter’s notebook and begins note-taking …)  
[Homer] Mmmmmm. Vagina.[/Homer]

I’m a big fan.

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**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/16 "2000-07-09T00:51:26Z")

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Wow what can I say, the throbbing, the stillnes, the closeness taking you over the edge.  
oh bye the way sends handy a cucumber

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/17 "2000-07-09T01:36:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mega the roo \*  
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> > And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me.
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> Oh good lord, no. I absolutely love that. Although sometimes it’s hard to get the guy to understand that you don’t want them to do _anything_. \*\*

Wouldn’t it be great if we could control men with a remote control. Stop! Fast Forward! PAUSE…PAUSE…Super SloMo…

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/18 "2000-07-09T01:36:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
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> Just stick a cucumber up your butt. \*\*

Please do not feel you need to share how you know this!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/19 "2000-07-09T01:46:36Z")

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Did I ever mention to you all that I’m completely sedentary, and that I do 1000 kegels per day?

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**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/20 "2000-07-09T02:08:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> Wouldn’t it be great if we could control men with a remote control. Stop! Fast Forward! PAUSE…PAUSE…Super SloMo…  
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Hey, just let us know what you want. Don’t keep it a secret! Some of us can keep our egos out of the way and are happy to oblige.

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