# The Vagina thread. For women only! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963 "2000-07-08T17:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/21 "2000-07-09T02:15:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, just let us know what you want. Don’t keep it a secret! Some of us can keep our egos out of the way and are happy to oblige. tbea, you sound like a really nice guy. Really. I mean that sincerely. But Shirley’s remote control idea is the best I’ve heard in years! ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/22 "2000-07-09T02:45:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Hey, just let us know what you want. Don’t keep it a secret! Some of us can keep our egos out of the way and are happy to oblige. > > tbea, you sound like a really nice guy. Really. I mean that sincerely. > > But Shirley’s remote control idea is the best I’ve heard in years! \*\* Especially the “Flashback” feature! 😃 :::ducks and runs::: ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/23 "2000-07-09T02:49:20Z")
Falcon, a collection? For _me_? You’re too sweet. 😃 Milo, since _when_ do you need to take notes? 😛 Shirley Ujest, I third that idea! Mr C. Hmmmm… and I wanted to put you on my ‘Laminated List’, but Daniel wouldn’t let me add any more. 😉 tbea, I gotta agree with Christi, you seem like a really nice guy. Bluepony, you’d better run! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/24 "2000-07-09T03:02:22Z")
[Hurriedly takes notes.] ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/25 "2000-07-09T06:48:18Z")
Tight, smooth, _filled_. Sometimes initially, it might be a little dry (thank you, birth control hormones :rolleyes: ) and so it might be almost uncomfortable, but I get over that quickly. The pressure of his presence seems to satisfy and fill a physical ache to have him there…like another said, it just feels like it _belongs_. And oooh, I gotta try the lay still and feel it throb thing. 🙂 The only thing is, my man is somewhat large (not monstrous, but larger than average), and he was quite daunting to be “trained” with (he is my first and only). Certain positions (me sitting on top) were HELL NO options because of the piercing pain; it felt like his penis was cutting through my abdominal wall and might pop out of my chest. All better now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/26 "2000-07-09T11:06:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kinsey \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by TaterTot:_ > > And am I the only one who just likes laying there for a couple of moments, both of us still, and feeling it throb? It’s just the neatest feeling to me. > > Count me in with this group! \*\* ooh… me to. I love that part. I also like the pressure against my cervix. A lot of y’all say you don’t, that it hurts, but I have never found that. mmmmm. Dang. Now I’m horny and alone. And doing it yourself just isn’t the same… -Lsura ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/27 "2000-07-09T11:42:10Z")
I’ve never wanted to fill a few voids as I do right now. And I promise not to move. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/28 "2000-07-09T13:29:18Z")
::sobs:: ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/29 "2000-07-09T13:53:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*::sobs:: \*\* Michi, ``` What's wrong? Would a hug help? ``` ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/30 "2000-07-09T13:58:23Z")
What’s wrong is that I haven’t gotten ANY action in almost a YEAR. What’s worse is that the last action I did see was AWFUL. Please G-d, tell me I am not going to die with THAT being my last sexual experience!! I’m not sure a hug at this point would be very helpful, but, uh, thanks for the suggestion. ::sigh:: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/31 "2000-07-09T14:10:40Z")
I’ll be back in the States Aug 18th to fill your needs. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/32 "2000-07-09T14:13:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michi \* > \*\*What’s wrong is that I haven’t gotten ANY action in almost a YEAR. \*\* I hate to admit this, but until last month… It had been 5 years since I’d had any. Due painful shyness on my part, my workaholic tendencies, and an EXTREMELY bad last releationship. But you know what? once you get some again, you’ll want to make up for lost time. 😉 -Lsura(very red in the face today) ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/33 "2000-07-09T16:26:02Z")
Shirley wrote: “Wouldn’t it be great if we could control men with a remote control.” Well Shirl, I’d like a remote control for women, too, but not for sex. That MUTE button would come in mighty handy. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/34 "2000-07-09T21:14:22Z")
Michi, I feel for you. I’m at a year and a half and counting. And the sad part is, I probably won’t be getting any for another year as my credentialing program looks to gobble up my life (that and living with the parents kind of puts a damper on the naked gymnastics thing). What does it feel like? Like being stretched and filled and completed in a way that’s very dificult to describe. The throbbing part . . . oh, yes. And the weight of a man on top. _sigh_ And having him so deep inside you can feel his balls rest against you. There’s a lot more I could write, but it basically adds up to the same thing. I _ **really** _ miss sex. ---
**Author:** ![tcburnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@tcburnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tcburnett)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/35 "2000-07-09T21:40:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stuyguy \* > \*\*Shirley wrote: > > “Wouldn’t it be great if we could control men with a remote control.” > > Well Shirl, I’d like a remote control for women, too, but not for sex. That MUTE button would come in mighty handy. \*\* You can’t do something cruel like that to them stuyguy. I am reliably informed that women do not belch, fart or sweat. Logically then, if they couldn’t bitch they would explode. This follows the thesis that they don’t now because they never close their moughs long enough to build up pressure. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/36 "2000-07-09T22:21:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*I’ll be back in the States Aug 18th to fill your needs. \*\* oh! Kinda like a late birthday present for me! (My b-day is on the 4th). ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/37 "2000-07-09T23:44:43Z")
_Putting down note pad_ Uh-huh, OK. So, after careful consideration, I have decided to henceforth only **insert** Li’l Cloggy, and cease all motion from that moment onward. Hey, 25 women can’t be wrong, right? Miss Coldy Clogs is gonna be _so_ pleased when we meet for the first time in a month, next weekend in a Paris hotel! She’ll be so anxious to know where I learned my new technique, but I won’t tell 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/38 "2000-07-09T23:54:07Z")
Ahem, Mr. Clog? No. Please reread the original post about the throbbing on insertion. You’ve got to move eventually. Please. Otherwise, your date will think you’re dead. If she doesn’t already think that by the end of dinner… :::flees::: ---
**Author:** ![tbea925](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/39 "2000-07-10T00:42:33Z")
[hijack] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\* > tbea, you sound like a really nice guy. Really. I mean that sincerely. > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > \*\* > tbea, I gotta agree with Christi, you seem like a really nice guy. > \*\* AAAGH! Please no! Not the “N” word! The kiss of death! Now I’ll never, never, never get laid by **any** one _ever_! GAAAK! :eek: D&R :eek: [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963/40 "2000-07-10T00:52:45Z")
**tbea** , be glad they didn’t use the dreaded “F”-word… _“I like you as a **f** …”_ Oh God, now THAT’s a surefire way to get rid of all sex-possibilities for 23 years. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-vagina-thread-for-women-only/24963.md?page=3)