The Very Naughty Thread inspired by: Throw Mamma From The Train

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I watched this movie on tv, for the millionth time, on Mothers’ Day and I can’t get this silliness outta my head.

Ok, if you’ve seen the movie, you may recall that in Billy Crystal’s writing class, some guy writes a “book” titled:
100 Women I’d Like to Pork

This sounds like the hilarious makings for a thread.
If anyone wants to submit their 100, feel free. Women can make a men list too. I’m not sure what the way to word the women’s 100 men list, would be though? 100 Men I’d like to Boink??? You ladies decide that one for yourselves.

I don’t have my list made yet, so have fun if you wanna make your own!

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I’m a bit of a slut ( and gagging for it at the mo. ) so just pick 100 females of legal age ( below ~55) and you’ve my 100 . :smiley:

As to an actual list this will do me .

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I only get a hundred choices ? That bites !

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I think I’ll have to stick with Howard Stern’s list…

-Sam

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Most guys would have trouble with a list of 100 they **DON’T ** want to pork…

Hey, we just don’t want to discriminate…

No, i didn’t say we weren’t discriminating…

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Here’s the assistant gay guy to tell you that “pork” can be used with “men” as the object of the verb.

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I can use Donald Trump’s list?

Either way, add Fran Drescher to either of them(plus about 85 random women you’d encounter on the street), and you’ve got my list. :smiley:

-Sam

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I don’t have a list to offer, but just wanted to comment that I laughed when I read the OP. I remember that scene very well, and how funny it was, especially the deadpan (partial) reading of the list - which, of course, he intended to round out with pictures, maybe a short biography of each. (“It’s a coffee table book.”) Not the funniest movie ever made, I suppose, but it sure had its hilarious moments, and that was one of them.

Pardon my .02, carry on.