# The very overdue pitting of Susanann **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032 "2011-07-22T21:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/201 "2011-07-27T00:01:35Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Oddly enough, the last **Susanann** pit thread was derailed by attacks on a relatively infrequent poster and their posting habits… **expectopatronum** and his refusal to capitalize. > > :dubious: Out of curiosity, did **expectopatronum** acquiesce to the attacks upon his prose? ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/202 "2011-07-27T00:25:26Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > Out of curiosity, did **expectopatronum** acquiesce to the attacks upon his prose? First off, **expecto** is a woman. And secondly, [judge for yourself](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=6858561). (In short, no.) ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/203 "2011-07-27T00:27:46Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Oddly enough, the last **Susanann** pit thread was derailed by attacks on a relatively infrequent poster and their posting habits… **expectopatronum** and his refusal to capitalize. > > :dubious: Well it’s probably more interesting than everybody agreeing that Susanann is a moron… ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/204 "2011-07-27T05:30:49Z")
My favorite Susanann posting was her shocking revelation that the after pictures in the faces of meth site were taken when the meth users were **OLDER!!1**. ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/205 "2011-07-27T06:24:57Z")
> [@treis](#): > > My favorite Susanann posting was her shocking revelation that the after pictures in the faces of meth site were taken when the meth users were **OLDER!!1**. Yeah, that one was great: > [@Do Drugs Make You Ugly?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-drugs-make-you-ugly/589075/20): > > It is a trick! > The BEFORE photos are of people who are younger. > The AFTER photos are invaraibly photos of people who are older. So wait, they don’t take the after pictures when the people are younger? OMG! ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/206 "2011-07-27T06:37:03Z")
There is basically zero chance she’ll come here though to defend herself though, correct? Not that I feel any of the topics brought up here are defendable mind you … ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/207 "2011-07-27T06:42:29Z")
Well she disappears from any thread where she’s confronted so it seems unlikely she’ll show up in a thread specifically intended to call out her BS. ---
**Author:** ![beartato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@beartato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beartato)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/208 "2011-07-27T06:44:48Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > Well it’s probably more interesting than everybody agreeing that Susanann is a moron… Yeah that’s the problem with **Susanann** pittings. She never shows up, so they kind of fizzle out and fill up with hijacks. We should just have a sticky thread somewhere to mock her crazy posts. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/209 "2011-07-27T07:22:48Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > A. It’s already pretty damn _short_! B. I don’t think I qualify for hippie status, I’m 50 years old. (Show a little respect for your elders, ya’ young whippersnapper! :p) Well, 50 is a bit too young to be a first-generation hippie, but it’s not like I’ve never seen one that age. Just remember, those bear decals on your car go head-up. **Susanann** Pittings can never be derailed: they’re not on rails to start with, not with such a locomotive. The woman’s choo-choo. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/210 "2011-07-27T13:34:55Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > So wait, they don’t take the after pictures when the people are younger? OMG! Oh wow, how did I miss this? ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/211 "2011-07-27T15:19:22Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > The woman’s choo-choo. Is that replacing vay-jay-jay as the new slang term? ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/212 "2011-07-27T15:27:36Z")
I would just like to say that I personally adore Susanann, she brings great joy to my life. In fact, I would be perfectly happy to sponsor her membership, under the condition that the mods consent to grant her in perpetuity the title **[Significant!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=6860765)** ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/213 "2011-07-27T16:23:24Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Just remember, those bear decals on your car go head-up. Bear decals? 😕 You lost me, on that. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/214 "2011-07-27T16:26:13Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > Bear decals? 😕 > You lost me, on that. [Grateful Dead Bears?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:GDDancingBears.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/215 "2011-07-27T19:02:49Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Is that replacing vay-jay-jay as the new slang term? It’s a woman’s right to choo-choos. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/216 "2011-07-28T04:40:56Z")
I tried, a few times, in the “Swiss Invasion” thread, to interact with her. I felt like a person trying to have a sensible and articulate converstion with an orangutang with Down’s Syndrome. In that same thread, if I recall, she posited that the Holocaust happend (though not in the numbers usually posted) because the Jews LET it happen. If every Jew had been armed, and ready to fight to the death, why the Nazi’s would have just left them alone. That’s apparently what the German’s did… they invaded folks who weren’t willing to fight to the last man, woman, or child. She’s either the biggest troll on the board (well, second, if **Commissar** is still posting) or genuinely and dangerously deluded. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/217 "2011-07-28T04:49:56Z")
Unfortunately, if she’s deluded, she’s in a lot of company. I bowed out early on a discussion on FB with someone who posts almost identical misguided non-evidence-based crazy-ass bullshit, complete with ad hominems, accusations of “I never said that, YOU said that!,” dismissal of any evidence to refute arguments, not-so-veiled racism, etc. That person is a Tea Party and militia member. I have often wondered if **Susanann** is the same (both Tea Party and militia). ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/218 "2011-07-28T06:11:16Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > In that same thread, if I recall, she posited that the Holocaust happend (though not in the numbers usually posted) because the Jews LET it happen. If every Jew had been armed, and ready to fight to the death, why the Nazi’s would have just left them alone. She has also said, on several occasions, that women basically let themselves get raped - if women bothered to carry firearms then nobody would ever get raped. I’d really like to know where she gets these guns that magically protect you from anything bad ever happening to you under any circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/219 "2011-07-28T13:38:17Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Grateful Dead Bears?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:GDDancingBears.jpg) Ahhhh, yes. I had completely forgotten about the GD Dancing Bears. 🙂 Thanks, Kayaker! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/220 "2011-07-28T13:41:55Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > She has also said, on several occasions, that women basically let themselves get raped - if women bothered to carry firearms then nobody would ever get raped. I’d really like to know where she gets these guns that magically protect you from anything bad ever happening to you under any circumstances. Yeah I really enjoyed that too. “No woman who carries a gun has ever let herself get raped.” Um, WTF? Blame the victim much? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032.md?page=12)