# The very overdue pitting of Susanann **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032 "2011-07-22T21:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/241 "2011-08-01T21:04:07Z")
> [@waterj2](#): > > And, apparently, you deserved it. I AM pretty virtuous, as these things go. Good karma, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/242 "2011-08-01T22:42:24Z")
> [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](#): > > You truly do sound like the 16 year High School Prom Queen bitch who isn’t happy until she’s managed to turn everyone into one of her fellow bitchy allies in the High School lunch room. > > Doubtless, you’ll flame me for that too. That’s what happens when the message isn’t a pleasant… the messenger gets shot. > > Seriously, you’re the person who started this thread, and here you are… still seeking allies… just like the epic High School queen been bitch. > > I don’t have a dog in this fight. I don’t give a shit who you’ve pitted. I’m just calling like I see it. Wait, I’m confused. Am I the fat and ugly, socially inept retard who lives in my parents’ basement? Or am I the mean high school popular girl picking on the sad, yet misunderstood nerd? It’s so hard to keep track. I have no desire to flame you, as I honestly have no fucking clue who you are. ETA: Queen Bean Bitch is totally going to be my tag from now on. Thank you **Boo Boo Foo** , you crazy anonymous genius, you. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/243 "2011-08-01T23:18:42Z")
[hijack]The “Queen Bean” is that little chunk of meat that comes in cans of baked beans. All the other beans are her worker beans. I learned this fact from “Ren and Stimpy”.[/hijack] I have nothing else to contribute to the thread, other than a vague but heartfelt support for the pitting of Susanann. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/244 "2011-08-02T05:03:54Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I really think we won’t be seeing Susanann on the boards at all anymore. Her last post was a week ago in GQ. Colibri told her that she’d get a warning if she kept presenting opinions in GQ that weren’t backed up by cites. See here: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14056370#post14056370](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14056370#post14056370) I knew I liked **Colibri** for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/245 "2011-08-02T12:08:37Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Wait, I’m confused. Am I the fat and ugly, socially inept retard who lives in my parents’ basement? Or am I the mean high school popular girl picking on the sad, yet misunderstood nerd? It’s so hard to keep track. > > I have no desire to flame you, as I honestly have no fucking clue who you are. > > ETA: Queen Bean Bitch is totally going to be my tag from now on. Thank you **Boo Boo Foo** , you crazy anonymous genius, you. He seems to be [quite the defender of idiots](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14080294&postcount=150): > [@Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doug-hutchison-51-marries-16-year-old-country-singer/586434/150): > > I’m looking at a lot of the posts in this thread, and I’m telling ya… I’m seeing some full on bitchy, judgemental comments. > > As I said earlier, even if the young lady is a kook, I wish her happiness. Why should she be exempt from such a sentiment? > > She’s never done anything wrong to me at all, and to any of you either. And from what I can tell, apart from being in the spotlight, it seems she’s never done anything wrong to anyone. > > I stand by my word… jealousy. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/246 "2011-08-02T12:15:23Z")
This thread is comedy **Gold!!** ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/247 "2011-08-02T18:48:27Z")
can i come in? i stayed away from this thread just in case history repeated itself, as i see was referenced upthread. anyways, the moment has probably passed, but i’ve changed my outlook on **susanann** some. i used to think she was a housewife with too much time on her hands and some extremely warped views, but after reading her claims that isaac asimov stole from a paper she wrote makes me think some kind of psychiatric disorder. of course i just finished abnormal psych so i think everyone is crazy. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/248 "2011-08-02T18:52:17Z")
History did repeat itself, but with another poster. There’s just something about **Susanann** that brings out The Crazy in all of us! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/249 "2011-08-02T18:56:10Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Wait, I’m confused. Am I the fat and ugly, socially inept retard who lives in my parents’ basement? Or am I the mean high school popular girl picking on the sad, yet misunderstood nerd? With a few late rent payments and a yo-yo diet, you could be _both!_ Definitely the prom queen, incidentally. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/250 "2011-08-02T20:49:31Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > With a few late rent payments and a yo-yo diet, you could be _both!_ > > Definitely the prom queen, incidentally. Socially inept outcast AND prom queen? [Hmmm](http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carry-prom.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/251 "2011-08-02T21:02:15Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > ETA: Queen Bean Bitch is totally going to be my tag from now on. Thank you **Boo Boo Foo** , you crazy anonymous genius, you. _VIVA Farbarum Regina!_ ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/252 "2011-08-02T22:47:12Z")
I think it would be tragic if Susanann didn’t come back. Her crazy is entertaining as hell, and it’s so bad that it comes all the way back around to awesome. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/253 "2011-08-03T04:00:43Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > i used to think she was a housewife with too much time on her hands and some extremely warped views, but after reading her claims that isaac asimov stole from a paper she wrote makes me think some kind of psychiatric disorder. of course i just finished abnormal psych so i think everyone is crazy. What? Why, that’s just crazy talk. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/254 "2011-08-03T11:51:22Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Wait, I’m confused. Am I the fat and ugly, socially inept retard who lives in my parents’ basement? Or am I the mean high school popular girl picking on the sad, yet misunderstood nerd? It’s so hard to keep track. > > I have no desire to flame you, as I honestly have no fucking clue who you are. > > ETA: Queen Bean Bitch is totally going to be my tag from now on. Thank you **Boo Boo Foo** , you crazy anonymous genius, you. The only way you can convince us is by posting naked pictures. In a medical sense of course. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/255 "2011-08-03T13:16:49Z")
I’ll do anything for science, but Isaac Asimov stole that idea from you in 1963. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/256 "2011-08-03T21:02:41Z")
That’s OK - you can just e-mail them to me. My address is in my profile. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/257 "2011-08-03T21:15:43Z")
C’mon you kids, go get a room already, willya? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/258 "2011-08-04T01:57:07Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Socially inept outcast AND prom queen? [Hmmm](http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carry-prom.jpg). [I knew it was a familiar concept.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She's_All_That) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032.md?page=12)