# The very overdue pitting of Susanann **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032 "2011-07-22T21:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/161 "2011-07-25T07:29:33Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > up until this thread, I never heard of her. Her username rang no bells, and yet, there seems to be so much out there that would catch my attention if I read it. > > Clearly, I’m not paying attention to threads that I read. 🆒 Same here… I was a lurker, for a very long time, and can’t really **ever** recall having seen any of the **witty** little gems, that I’ve since had the pleasure of reading, in this current “pitting”. After seeing so many examples of her “vastly superior, intelligence and logic” displayed, in _ **this thread alone** _ :rolleyes:… I’m _ **very** _ curious… Just _ **how** _ many times, has this woman been “pitted”? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/162 "2011-07-25T07:34:54Z")
I’m with **JBDivmstr** : The target of this Pitting convinced me immediately upon my first online interaction with her here (something about foreigners serving in the US military) that she’s not all there. She’s not a troll and not a comic. She’s just plain stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/163 "2011-07-25T08:03:36Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > Just _ **how** _ many times, has this woman been “pitted”? 😕 Every time I set out to answer this question I make the mistake of reading the threads. I get so sidetracked, I wind up entertained for hours but forget the mission and lose count. I know of these so far: [**Susanann, would you mind coming in here for just a moment…**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156295) and [**Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin’ butt in here?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151792) ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/164 "2011-07-25T08:21:06Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Every time I set out to answer this question I make the mistake of reading the threads. I get so sidetracked, I wind up entertained for hours but forget the mission and lose count. Dude! You ain’t kiddin’, on _ **that** _ account! 😃 I’m \*\*\*still \*\*\*reading thru her “_gems of wisdom_”! 😉 And I’m a pretty fast reader!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/165 "2011-07-25T08:26:08Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > Dude! You ain’t kiddin’, on _ **that** _ account! 😃 > > I’m \*\*\*still \*\*\*reading thru her “_gems of wisdom_”! 😉 > > And I’m a pretty fast reader!:eek: Couple more from the archives, it can fill volumes: [\*\*Susanann lays it out for you. Single? 30+? You’ve got “problems” \*\*](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=207894) [**Re Susanann: Do Not Feed The Idiot**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601400) ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/166 "2011-07-25T08:27:34Z")
> [@JBDivmstr](#): > > “_gems of wisdom_” Will you stop that? You don’t need to put emphasis quotes around every idiom or turn of phrase you lift from somewhere. Every single “post” of yours that I’ve noticed has had something quote-marked “for emphasis” randomly. Please, just stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/167 "2011-07-25T11:34:40Z")
> [@Sierra\_Indigo](#): > > Will you stop that? You don’t need to put emphasis quotes around every idiom or turn of phrase you lift from somewhere. Every single “post” of yours that I’ve noticed has had something quote-marked “for emphasis” randomly. Please, just stop it. [“I’m sorry”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW8OkSJvhvE#t=0m29s) ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/168 "2011-07-25T12:40:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating]Just a reminder that saying “fuck you” to other posters is not allowed in the Pit. > [/Moderating] Thanks for the reminder. I rescind my statement. (I’m stealing this from a mod, but it tickled me) As pennance, I will slap myself in the eye! :smack: The real bitch of it is that I never had the occasion to use such a phrase back when it was allowed. Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? I assume not, but specifying “in the pit” makes it sound like perhaps it is. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/169 "2011-07-25T13:07:36Z")
Also, has the guest of honor ever shown up in her own pit threads? I’ve quickly perused the others and have yet to have seen her show up. Someone wanna send her a PM? I’d like to see her take on all of this. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/170 "2011-07-25T13:12:49Z")
Is it bad form for the host to PM the guest of honor? I’m not very up on my pitting rules of etiquette. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/171 "2011-07-25T13:16:20Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? At a bar I visit from time to time it is a common greeting. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/172 "2011-07-25T13:32:18Z")
It looks like **Susanann** has never posted in The BBQ Pit at all, except–I kid you not–in [this thread, to defend the intelligence of Sarah Palin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13167761#post13167761); and [this one, to defend birtherism](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13668361#post13668361). At least, I think that’s what that’s about. Each appearance includes a few comments of which I’ve pointed to the first. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/173 "2011-07-25T13:59:02Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? Porn? ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/174 "2011-07-25T14:04:12Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Miller has already instructed **Starving Artist** to cease his political hijack of this thread. Please don’t encourage him. Oh OK. Its just that there isn’t much controversy about whether or not Susanan is a misinformed idiot so I got distracted. The only controversty seems to be whether or not Susanan is someone parodying a misinformed idiot or if this person truly exists. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/175 "2011-07-25T14:49:02Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? > [@kayaker](#): > > At a bar I visit from time to time it is a common greeting. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Porn? Ask a smart ass question, get a smart ass answer. 😃 I meant to ask if the phrase was allowed elsewhere on the SDMB, but I suspect you two already knew that! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/176 "2011-07-25T15:03:52Z")
> [@Sierra\_Indigo](#): > > Will you stop that? You don’t need to put emphasis quotes around every idiom or turn of phrase you lift from somewhere. Every single “post” of yours that I’ve noticed has had something quote-marked “for emphasis” randomly. Please, just stop it. The guy makes fewer than 20 posts a year, Sierra, and you’re like, what, tracking him? :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/177 "2011-07-26T00:41:41Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > The guy makes fewer than 20 posts a year, Sierra, and you’re like, what, tracking him? :dubious: > > 😛 He’s started posting more frequently of late, and every post he’s made in threads I’ve been reading has included the pointless emphasis qutoes. I’m not tracking him, it’s just something that’s come to my notice with his increased posting rate of late. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/178 "2011-07-26T00:41:58Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? > > > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > > > Porn? I believe you are mistaken. “Fuck me” is the correct porn phrase. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/179 "2011-07-26T01:22:05Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > I believe you are mistaken. “Fuck me” is the correct porn phrase. Actually it’s FuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFUCKME!!! FuuuuuuuuuuuuckMeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032/180 "2011-07-26T01:32:20Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > There is some comedian who has a bit about school nuclear bomb drills and preparing for the fireball by hiding under the wooden desks, aka kindling. > > Susanann is THAT comedian, without the irony. Lewis Black [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-very-overdue-pitting-of-susanann/590032.md?page=10)