# The video game ending thread- spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 1, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254 "2001-09-01T04:23:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/121 "2002-07-21T03:47:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by drayton \*  
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> That sounds like Q-Bert, but I never finished the game nor got the point of it.
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> \*\*

It’s not Q-Bert. The game I’m talking about actually has a story.

Actually, it could be one of two games, both starring the same hero.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/122 "2002-07-21T03:52:49Z")

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Another one.

Your Character and the other main character are the only survivors of a large explosion that kills both your enemies and your remaining comrades. However, Shortly afterwards, both characters are seperated again due to their own obligations.

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**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/123 "2002-07-21T17:04:07Z")

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That one about being lead away by the cops sounds like Max Payne.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/124 "2002-07-21T19:02:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by robertliguori \*  
> \*\*That one about being lead away by the cops sounds like Max Payne. \*\*

Remember that “saving the World” is an important part of that sentence.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/125 "2002-07-21T19:10:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by robertliguori \*  
> \*\*That one about being lead away by the cops sounds like Max Payne. \*\*

Remember that “saving the World” is an important part of that sentence.

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/126 "2002-07-21T21:17:53Z")

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**HPL** Right on all guesses.

Still got[ul]  
[li]You hurl the world into chaos and pain when you choose to not sacrifice yourself.[/li]The great destroyers annihilate an entire star system before disappearing. You stay behind to save thousands of the fleeing refugees and die in the massive explosion.[/ul]

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/127 "2002-07-22T00:56:39Z")

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PC Game  
It turns out the house was possessed and had impregnated the woman who was helping you. Depending on what woman you choose, you live or die.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/128 "2002-07-22T01:44:51Z")

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> You hurl the world into chaos and pain when you choose to not sacrifice yourself.

Sounds like one of the endings to Deus Ex.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/129 "2002-07-22T02:25:34Z")

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**HPL** got mine, too, on Baldur’s Gate.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/130 "2002-07-22T02:43:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \*  
> \*\*Sounds like one of the endings to Deus Ex. \*\*

Well, it is one, but you have three choices, not just two.

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**Author:** ![Kri\_kla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/edb3f5/32.png) [@Kri\_kla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kri_kla)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/131 "2002-07-22T09:28:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DarkPrince \*  
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> You hurl the world into chaos and pain when you choose to not sacrifice yourself.  
> \*\*

Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain (the bad ending)

Here’s some more:

\*Your new friend has to carry you because you are badly hurt. You leave the city on a flying beast.

\*You didn’t get to the beginning of the universe, but at least your boss enjoys the concert.

\*You give the king a special box. It contains an item that allows you to escape.

\*Trees cover most of the west coast of the US. Your buddy is rewarded with chocolate.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/132 "2002-07-22T09:33:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kri’kla \*  
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> Here’s some more:
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> \*Your new friend has to carry you because you are badly hurt. You leave the city on a flying beast.
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> \*Trees cover most of the west coast of the US. Your buddy is rewarded with chocolate. \*\*

Is the first out **Out of this World**?

The second is definatly \*\* Sam and Max Hit the Road\*\*.

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/133 "2002-07-22T09:41:03Z")

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I had a good one, but it’s a little too early to give away Eternal Darkness Spoilers.

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/134 "2002-07-22T11:24:28Z")

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Yeah it’s from Blood Omen, **Kri’kla**. Great time wasting game.:smack:

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/135 "2002-07-22T12:39:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> It turns out the house was possessed and had impregnated the woman who was helping you. Depending on what woman you choose, you live or die.

**The 11th Hour**. That game was just shitty compared to 7th Guest … and yeah, I know what I’m saying there. 🙂

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> _Originally posted by Kri’kla_  
> \*You give the king a special box. It contains an item that allows you to escape.

That’d be **Ultima 5** , m’boy, and you’re talking of the sandalwood box that contains the Orb of the Moons which gets you out of the Underworld. And yeah, the first time I played that I completely forgot to pick up that box, and had to restart and reply, as I only had the one saved game.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/136 "2002-07-22T16:35:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sterra \*  
> **How do you get to the cow level in diablo 2?**

After you beat Diablo (or Baal if you have the expansion), you will have the choice of sending your character to the next level of difficulty. Do so, save the game, resume game at the previous level, then use the Horadric Cube to transmute a Tome of Town Portal and Wirt’s Leg to open a portal to the cows. Moo!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/137 "2002-07-22T17:12:52Z")

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By the way, as long as the Cow King remains alive your character can return later to kill more cows. This may be changed in v. 1.10 though.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/138 "2002-07-22T17:47:45Z")

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> _Originally posted by Mahaloth \*  
> \*\*  
> Playstation 2  
> Your charachter doesn’t really exist. He was only part of someone else’s dream._\*

From one of the best games ever.

Just, one more thing… The people and the friends that we have  
lost, or the dreams that have faded…

Never forget them.

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**Author:** ![Dumbguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dumbguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dumbguy)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/139 "2002-07-22T19:21:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Avalonian \*  
> **Nobody’s gotten my last one, though, but it’s a toughie. Not a very popular game, either, though it got almost universally-excellent reviews. A second hint: "Stuck. Won’t budge."**

**Undying**  
Thanks Avalonian. I read through the whole thread hoping someone would mention this game.

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**Author:** ![JRootabega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@JRootabega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRootabega)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-video-game-ending-thread-spoilers/79254/140 "2002-07-22T22:00:39Z")

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Well wouldn’t you freakin’ know it. I thought I was in the clear until the _last_ post was the answer I was hoping to give. Ah well.

Here are some purdy obvious ones:

1. You say a lot of stupid stuff and then another guy says a lot of stupid stuff and then you jump through a portal and there is no ending.

2. You say a lot of stuff that is not so stupid and another guy says a lot of stuff that is not so stupid and then you get stabbed and once again THERE IS NO ENDING

3. Your mystical friends come to your last-minute rescue and vaporize the bad guy…minus the cigar, that is.

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