# The Volcano god is apparently angry - who are we going to sacrifice?

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**Created:** [April 20, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-volcano-god-is-apparently-angry-who-are-we-going-to-sacrifice/536717 "2010-04-20T05:40:37Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-volcano-god-is-apparently-angry-who-are-we-going-to-sacrifice/536717/53 "2010-04-20T23:58:47Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> On the news this morning, then mentioned that further clouds and ash are expected from the volcano whose name cannot be said. \<snip\>

The volcano is named Voldemort? 😉

We should throw in televangelists, politicians, telemarketers, Middle Management Executives and Telephone Sanitizers, we should look at this volcanic eruption as Nature’s Garbage Disposal, we’re turning the unwanted into _heat_, it’s recycling 😉

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