# The waitress wooing begins! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399 "2001-08-27T20:36:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/1 "2001-08-27T20:36:30Z")
That’s right, dudes and dudettes. The ever-lovin’ **Superdude** appears to be heading _back_ to Chicago on Friday to begin the wooing of the lovely waitress Beth. Here’s the dealeo, though…I exhausted quite a bit of funds at ChiDope, so I’m looking for places to crash, if any Dopers out there are graceous enough to offer something. Also, she will be working some of it, so if any Chicago Dopers wanna hook up, just let me know. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/2 "2001-08-27T20:51:18Z")
I’m impressed. I figured she’d shut you down _so hard._ I have my concerns about her, though. Yeah, she’s cute and sweet and all, but she fell for your line, and she was SOBER. Doesn’t auger well. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/3 "2001-08-27T20:52:31Z")
No way! :eek: **Dude** , you are so smooth! Good luck! Keep us posted on how things go. I’m laughing now. Just the whole idea of you picking up that gal is making me laugh! Not at you, mind you. Just the situation is humorous. BTW, I gave her the website and how to find the thread so hopefully she’ll be checking out all the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/4 "2001-08-27T21:38:31Z")
Thanks, **Bunny** and **dropzone**. Oh, never mind the sleeping arrangements. I’m staying at her place. _IN THE LIVING ROOM_. Pervs. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/5 "2001-08-27T22:24:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BunnyGirl \* > BTW, I gave her the website and how to find the thread **Bunnyhunny** , that was just _mean_. How the hell is **Superdude** going to woo Beth if Beth can now find out the Truth?!! Sua ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/6 "2001-08-27T22:40:27Z")
Considering Beth was present for the entirety of Saturday’s festivities, I don’t think there’s a whole lot of damage to be done by allowing her to see the pictures, y’know? Good luck, **Superdude**! ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/7 "2001-08-27T23:04:14Z")
Exactly, **Geobabe**. I think she enjoyed the lap dance **Superdude** gave to **thinksnow**. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/8 "2001-08-28T00:36:03Z")
Superdude, you have BROKEN MY HEART. No, seriously, congratulations…and have fun. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-waitress-wooing-begins/78399/9 "2001-08-28T02:00:15Z")
Tell me what restaurant. I’ll be there laughing. Covertly, of course. 😃