# The Warning I got in the Bond thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116 "2019-07-15T07:02:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/41 "2019-07-15T14:50:48Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> At least I’m safe inside my head. 🙂

That’s just what they want you to think.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/42 "2019-07-15T14:51:16Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I already explained that I thought that instruction was conditional on whether I continued arguing my point.

Do you now see the error in your thinking?

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/43 "2019-07-15T14:58:24Z")

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Yes, it’s easy to see now. I over thought the instruction.

I should have taken it at face value. Don’t post.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/44 "2019-07-15T15:41:39Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> But _what if he never left_???

I didn’t come here, and I ain’t leavin’!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/45 "2019-07-15T15:44:07Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> At least I’m safe inside my head. 🙂

> [@simster](#):
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> That’s just what they want you to think.

Listen, we don’t _want_ to see what’s in some posters’ heads.😉

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/46 "2019-07-15T16:26:05Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> I didn’t come here, and I ain’t leavin’!

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/47 "2019-07-15T16:45:23Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> At least I’m safe inside my head. 🙂

The dream police they live inside of my head.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/48 "2019-07-15T17:51:03Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Listen, we don’t _want_ to see what’s in some posters’ heads.😉

You’re just jealous ‘cause you can’t hear all the little voices.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/49 "2019-07-15T17:54:49Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Listen, we don’t _want_ to see what’s in some posters’ heads.😉

#GreyMatterMatters

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/50 "2019-07-15T18:37:27Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> At least I’m safe inside my head. 🙂

Only true while you’re wearing the tinfoil hat.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/51 "2019-07-15T18:57:31Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Sorry. I wouldn’t have addressed that post to you if I’d realized you were instructed not to return to the thread. I missed the warning too.

> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …yeah, I missed the explicit warning for aceplace57 not to return to the thread as well, and if I had seen it I wouldn’t have responded to ace’s post either.

I guess that part is the little bit that bothers me. The warning I can live with but that other people who violated that warning (I did not read the entire thread) weren’t also called on the carpet is not so much my speed.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/52 "2019-07-15T19:05:42Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I guess that part is the little bit that bothers me. The warning I can live with but that other people who violated that warning (I did not read the entire thread) weren’t also called on the carpet is not so much my speed.

The person who was warned didn’t claim he didn’t see it-he claimed that he saw it but that it meant something other than what it actually meant.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/53 "2019-07-15T19:19:29Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> This thread has got some jokers in it.

The mods are shaken by this, but not stirred to action.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/54 "2019-07-15T20:32:35Z")

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> [@thorny\_locust](#):
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> I would take an instruction not to return to a thread as an instruction not to post again in the thread; not as an instruction not to ever read the thread again.
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> Am I wrong about that? Does ‘do not return to this thread’ mean ‘do not read this thread again?’

Even if it does, somebody who simply read the thread without posting after being told “do not return to this thread” would still be guilty of violating a mod’s instructions, right?😕😕😕

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/55 "2019-07-15T20:33:27Z")

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Over thinking is an indication of not being clear as to the mod’s instructions. There’s a lot to be said for PMing a mod when one is not clear as to the mod’s instructions.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/56 "2019-07-15T20:46:03Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Even if it does, somebody who simply read the thread without posting after being told “do not return to this thread” would still be guilty of violating a mod’s instructions, right?😕😕😕

Once again: It has _never_ meant that. This is the first time in the over twenty years I’ve participated on these boards that the possibility that the mods meant “do not look at this thread!” when they told someone not to return was even brought up, and I couldn’t even begin to figure out how the mods could enforce such an order.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/57 "2019-07-15T20:50:35Z")

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I can’t read this thread over all the loud whooshing noises.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/58 "2019-07-15T21:04:16Z")

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:smack::smack::smack:

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/59 "2019-07-15T21:32:12Z")

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Do not read this post under penalty of law.

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/60 "2019-07-15T21:48:18Z")

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