# The Warning I got in the Bond thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 15, 2019, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116 "2019-07-15T07:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/81 "2019-07-16T02:03:11Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The yellow onions are a couple of bees cheaper. You’re right, they should have used an Asian 007. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/82 "2019-07-16T02:13:00Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The yellow onions are a couple of bees cheaper. The yellow onions are for storage only, the white onions are for beer battering. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/83 "2019-07-16T02:29:40Z")
> [@simster](#): > > The yellow onions are for storage only, the white onions are for beer battering. You better not start with your red onion shit, **simster**. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/84 "2019-07-16T02:37:36Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You better not start with your red onion shit, **simster**. The red onions are for salads only… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/85 "2019-07-16T02:54:07Z")
> [@simster](#): > > The red onions are for salads only… i know what you really mean. You want me to have a hamburger. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/86 "2019-07-16T02:56:27Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > The yellow onions are a couple of bees cheaper. But you have to take the ferry to Morganville to get them. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/87 "2019-07-16T02:58:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > i know what you really mean. You want me to have a hamburger. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. I think he wants you to have an abortion. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/88 "2019-07-16T03:04:55Z")
> [@Enola\_Gay](#): > > The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. I think he wants you to have an abortion. Thread jumps from _Airplane!_ to [_Junior_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_(1994_film)). ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/89 "2019-07-16T03:12:29Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > **Modulator Warning** > > Right. **IvoryTowerDenizen** , this is an official joke warning for being too intelligent to post in this thread. > > Colibri And I would also suggest she seek professional help immediately. What kind of professional I would leave up to her discretion. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/90 "2019-07-16T03:33:38Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > i know what you really mean. You want me to have a hamburger. Its the only sensible option - when prepared properly, they can be both nutritious and delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/91 "2019-07-16T13:56:02Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderator Instructions] > > You may read this thread, but I instruct you not to understand it. Anyone understanding this thread will be subject to a warning. > > Colibri > Modulator Understood. > [@simster](#): > > Its the only sensible option - when prepared properly, they can be both nutritious and delicious. I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today. [sub]Wait, today is Tuesday. Dammit![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/92 "2019-07-16T14:07:42Z")
So **aceplace57** is instructed to leave the thread for only reading and responding to one sentence, and then you’re surprised that he didn’t bother to read the entire warning? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/93 "2019-07-16T14:16:58Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > So **aceplace57** is instructed to leave the thread for only reading and responding to one sentence, and then you’re surprised that he didn’t bother to read the entire warning? 😃 Surprised? No. Pissed off? Apparently, yes. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2019, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/94 "2019-07-16T22:27:15Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > But _what if he never left_??? [_There’s a boy in the walls!_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSEqVqmYhrk) ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/95 "2019-07-17T00:54:28Z")
> [@simster](#): > > The yellow onions are for storage only, the white onions are for beer battering. A Message Board?? What is it? It’s a big white screen with letters on it, but that’s not important right now. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/96 "2019-07-17T01:15:49Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > A Message Board?? What is it? > > It’s a big white screen with letters on it, but that’s not important right now. White screen? Why does it always have to be a _white_ screen? What are you, some kind of message board bigot? Aren’t message boards of color valued in today’s society? Black Screens Matter! Black Screens Matter! Oh, wait. Accidentally turned my monitor off. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/97 "2019-07-17T02:16:54Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderator Instructions] > > You may read this thread, but I instruct you not to understand it. Anyone understanding this thread will be subject to a warning. > > Colibri > Modulator > [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > Understood. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/98 "2019-07-17T02:20:56Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Do not read this post under penalty of law. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/99 "2019-07-17T02:23:32Z")
> [@RaftPeople](#): > > Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. **Happy Fun Ball** hasn’t even posted in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116/100 "2019-07-17T02:53:25Z")
Back when I lived in East Lansing, MI, this place had the best onion rings, also deep fried mushrooms. I do not recall if the onions were white or yellow. [https://harrisonroadhouse.com/](https://harrisonroadhouse.com/) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-warning-i-got-in-the-bond-thread/837116.md?page=6)