# The weather forecast MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 2, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581 "2015-02-02T05:13:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/241 "2015-02-07T01:23:50Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > - is called Wang’s and come on, how could you not patronize them? 😃 There’s a Wang’s 2 miles up the road from me. But the sign just says “WANG”😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/242 "2015-02-07T01:32:53Z")
Why do I think **Swampy** is going on a [Ketogenic](http://www.amazon.com/Bacon-Butter-Ultimate-Ketogenic-Cookbook-ebook/dp/B00S1Q8L7Y) diet? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/243 "2015-02-07T01:55:44Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > No but it does have a Suess-ish lilt to it. Do none of you people have a [Classical Education?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_do_not_like_thee,_Doctor_Fell) Apparently, neither do I, for I always saw “I do not love thee” rather than “I do not like Thee, Doctor Fell” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/244 "2015-02-07T02:23:59Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Do none of you people have a [Classical Education?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_do_not_like_thee,_Doctor_Fell) > Apparently, neither do I, for I always saw “I do not love thee” rather than “I do not like Thee, Doctor Fell” > :rolleyes: **Flytrap** , your IRL name is Dr. Fell? :o ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/245 "2015-02-07T02:26:40Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Flytrap** , your IRL name is Dr. Fell? :o No, IRL my name is Khan Noonien Singh. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/246 "2015-02-07T03:18:25Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > No, IRL my name is Khan Noonien Singh. Is that Yiddish? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/247 "2015-02-07T03:24:19Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > No, IRL my name is Khan Noonien Singh. I don’t know, can he hum a few bars? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/248 "2015-02-07T04:58:56Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Is that Yiddish? My Friend, you will be the first to die. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/249 "2015-02-07T05:00:19Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I don’t know, can he hum a few bars? And you shall be the second. But it will take a very long time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/250 "2015-02-07T05:24:58Z")
So a [del]psychic[/del] psychotic told me I’d live a nice, long life. Cool! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/251 "2015-02-07T09:40:14Z")
Blurf. After having none of the irk for a month, today I have _all_ of the irk. I have three separate shifts- the first starting 10.30 am (at a coffee shop, I have no idea why they want security there on a sattiday morning- I can’t find any info about any events online), the second starting as soon as I can get to football, then _gulp_ the fi al shift is a house party in the student district, starting 10 pm, and probably finishing long after my will to live. Wish me luck. The plus side to this horrendous day is that it should pay all the bills for the next week, and hopefully a bit more. Maybe I should buy some beads 😉 Actually I’ll probably spend it on seeds… I have a problem. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/252 "2015-02-07T10:25:45Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/253 "2015-02-07T11:24:07Z")
> [@Filbert](#): > > Blurf. > > After having none of the irk for a month, today I have _all_ of the irk. I have three separate shifts- the\*\* first starting 10.30 am (at a coffee shop, I have no idea why they want security there on a sattiday morning- I can’t find any info about any events online), \*\*the second starting as soon as I can get to football, then _gulp_ the fi al shift is a house party in the student district, starting 10 pm, and probably finishing long after my will to live. Wish me luck. Are Ringo and Honey Bunny in town? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/254 "2015-02-07T11:24:19Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 31 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 64 for the day. The plan for today is to finish defilthification of da cave, which I started last night, and also to go defilthyfy OYKW’s place which won’t be bad because he’s already defilthified the bathroom and kitchen. We’ll grab a burger from MickeyD’s for N.O.L. I have steaks marinatin’ for dindin. If we get movin’ defilthification will be done this mornin’. Yeah, we live it up on the weekend around heah. 😃 **Nuts and doggio** hope irk ain’t too bad today. Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy is hongry. I shall complete dustin’ da cave afterwards, and when OYKW arises we can vacuum and mop then head over to his place. Rah. Happy Sattidy Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/255 "2015-02-07T13:32:10Z")
buh-lerf! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/256 "2015-02-07T13:32:45Z")
I killded the MMP! :eek: Da cave is now all spiffed, purtified, sanitary, and otherwise defilthyfied. We’re takin’ a break now and then headin’ over to OYKW’s place to do likewise. We be cleanin’ machines! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/257 "2015-02-07T13:42:04Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I killded the MMP! :eek: Da cave is now all spiffed, purtified, sanitary, and otherwise defilthyfied. We’re takin’ a break now and then headin’ over to OYKW’s place to do likewise. We be cleanin’ machines! As long as you’re in that mode, wanna come up here? I got a pile of laundry that needs attention . . . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/258 "2015-02-07T14:43:21Z")
Happy Saturday. It’s not so cold today, supposed to be in the high 40s today and the low 50s tomorrow. I’m slowly getting ready to head out for my mothers. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/259 "2015-02-07T14:52:20Z")
I won something last night. Each year, about this time, my church has a wine tasting party. It’s just before Lent starts, when parties aren’t usually a big thing. So you can bring wine, and folks will also bring something to munch on, making it a sipping and snacking buffet. I made baklava. In the “people’s choice” voting, it was named the favorite! Not my wine, it was good but a sparkling wine someone else brought was deemed best. I noted for it myself. I came home full, with a gift certificate to a nice restaurant here in town. Ask **swampy** , we Episcopalians know how to live!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/260 "2015-02-07T15:13:09Z")
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