# The weather forecast MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 2, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581 "2015-02-02T05:13:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/81 "2015-02-03T15:24:20Z")
Happy Toosday! Up again because I decided to go back to sleep. It’s a chilly 20 degrees outside, but the sun is shining. Today is bathe the dog day, oh such joy and happiness there. Sah-son wants to keep him on a weekly schedule and so we do. Poor dog. I need to do some laundry although it can be put off one more day. Other than that SSDD ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/82 "2015-02-03T17:37:40Z")
Damn! I killed the MMP? Well here is a pic of the cat living under my shed or maybe it doesn’t live there and only comes to visit I’m afraid if I put food out I’ll get many cats, I used to pet sit for a woman who fed the strays, soon she had dozens of cats living in her yard and complaints from the neighbors. [http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203\_121822\_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0](http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203_121822_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/83 "2015-02-03T17:41:27Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > An Orthodox _minyan_? Again, really really close. Just no “curls”. Well ----- usually not. [http://new.avproductions.tv/oldbelievers.jpeg](http://new.avproductions.tv/oldbelievers.jpeg) [![](http://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/4e/5d/a24e5dc008adaba95f4c033c511b7086.jpg) ](http://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/4e/5d/a24e5dc008adaba95f4c033c511b7086.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/84 "2015-02-03T17:44:29Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Damn! > > I killed the MMP? > > Well here is a pic of the cat living under my shed > or maybe it doesn’t live there and only comes to visit > > I’m afraid if I put food out I’ll get many cats, I used to pet sit for a woman who fed the strays, soon she had dozens of cats living in her yard and complaints from the neighbors. > > [http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203\_121822\_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0](http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203_121822_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0) Have you ever thought about having a second shed? Then you could --------- ahhhh, never mind. I’ve already made two Python references today in other threads. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/85 "2015-02-03T18:03:48Z")
**flytrap** , do you have any ground level, one bedroom units available in south Nashville? 😃 **swampy** , if you added a minister and a rabbi to that group and they walked into a bar… Another slow day. I’d rather be at home, messing around in the studio, but they don’t pay me for that. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/86 "2015-02-03T18:14:20Z")
Just finished doing our taxes, with the help of considerable barking. Wouldn’t you know now that I’m done, so is Higgs?? Idiot dog. Bottom line, we’re getting refunds. I have not yet managed to figure out how to keep our money in our accounts rather than sitting in the gummint coffers till I ask for it back. We could have had an extra $200/mo on hand and still gotten a wee refund back. But I don’t know how to adjust since \*\*FCD \*\*is back at work and our income will shoot way up again. Maybe next year I can figure it out. Just glad to have it done now. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/87 "2015-02-03T18:25:28Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > Well here is a pic of the cat living under my shed > or maybe it doesn’t live there and only comes to visit > > [http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203\_121822\_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0](http://s1277.photobucket.com/user/folwawup/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150203_121822_zpsasd4i6qc.mp4.html?sort=3&o=0) That’s a Simonize cat! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/88 "2015-02-03T18:26:42Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **flytrap** , do you have any ground level, one bedroom units available in south Nashville? 😃 no, but I drove by some on my way to New Hampshire. 🙂 This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between posts. Please try again in 3 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/89 "2015-02-03T18:40:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > That’s a Simonize cat! What’s it mean “Simonize Cat”? 😛 Seriously, what does that mean? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/90 "2015-02-03T18:57:34Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > What’s it mean “Simonize Cat”? My Father called Siamese Simonize. Apparently a child in the family long ago could not say Siamese. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/91 "2015-02-03T19:40:13Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Seriously, what does that mean? The animal was dipped in wax and buff polished… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/92 "2015-02-03T20:07:33Z")
Howdy from the orifice! Today is one of those days I remind myself that I don’t have childrens so I must rely on irk and/or life in general for my recommended daily allowance of aggravation. > [@red](#): > > **flytrap** , d > **swampy** , if you added a minister and a rabbi to that group and they walked into a bar… > ( The Episcopal clergy would drink 'em under the table. Probably the Lutheran Bishop would do so as well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/93 "2015-02-03T20:34:46Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > The Episcopal clergy would drink 'em under the table. Probably the Lutheran Bishop would do so as well. 😃 Yes, the only time Rabbis become intoxicated is at Purim. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/94 "2015-02-03T20:37:40Z")
Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/95 "2015-02-03T20:41:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Yes, the only time Rabbis become intoxicated is at Purim. > :dubious: That means that the rabbi is the designated driver. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/96 "2015-02-03T20:42:31Z")
> [@peedin](#): > > Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson. May I call you Artie Baby? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/97 "2015-02-03T20:52:47Z")
I thought Siamese don’t come in a fluffy version? Although I had a client who got a female Siamese, bred her and then kept a male kitten. She wasn’t familiar with animals and was quite horrified when her male cat got his own mother pregnant. She truly didn’t know animals would do that. Anyway, the cat had two kittens, she kept the female who had long hair and was missing a toe on each foot. And, yes, she got them all spayed and neutered. No more surprises. The cat is getting braver, when Sah-son took the dog out the cat laid there and watched them. The dog has been bathed. Pizza for early N.O.L.or early dinner, depending on how you look at it. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/98 "2015-02-03T21:22:18Z")
Some Siamese have been bred with Persians to produce a [fluffier version](https://www.google.com/search?q=fluffy+siamese+cat+breed&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=PzzRVLuxCYugyASxw4LIDQ&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1174&bih=770) ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/99 "2015-02-03T21:25:22Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I thought Siamese don’t come in a fluffy version? Burmese are fluffy Siamese. One of my good friends had a lot of Burmese cats growing up. Her family bred them for a while. I did get to go home early. I celebrated by getting another story started. Well, it’s the same story I was working on earlier this year, just from another perspective. I’m thinking of melding the two together. Eventually. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/100 "2015-02-03T21:30:53Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > The animal was dipped in wax and buff polished… 😛 One very, very, angry cat. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581.md?page=6)