# The weather forecast MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 2, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581 "2015-02-02T05:13:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/141 "2015-02-04T21:34:25Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > It occurred to me that I might start keeping them in the freezer anyway, at least in the summertime. I believe there’s a rather large artery that runs through the pit area – applying frosty cold deodorant might be quite refreshing and blood-cooling on a hot day. Oh, hell, just hold your beer can under your armpit when you ain’t drinking out of it. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/142 "2015-02-04T21:44:42Z")
George Carlin had an interesting take on anti-perspirants. “Put a bay leaf under each arm. It doesn’t keep you dry, but you’ll smell like soup!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/143 "2015-02-04T21:47:00Z")
**Mooom** - I frosted them with vanilla glaze, but some of the doughnuts themselves are chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/144 "2015-02-04T21:47:54Z")
Howdy from da cave! I stopped at the sto’ and got some fried chikin, peas 'n carrots, N.O.T. logs, and rolls for dindin. Don’t Judge! Anywho, we already et it up. ‘Twas pretty good on a cool rainy afternoon/evenin’. We’re goin’ to a visitation this evenin’. The son of a church member died of a heart attack very probably durin’ the night Sunday at age 49. His brother had talked to him Sunday night after the Stoupor Bowl and he was found dead Monday mornin’. ☹ So sad! Ok, gonna go surf 'round teh intartoobz for a bit. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/145 "2015-02-04T21:50:01Z")
**Emily** , you could frost your donuts pink and sprinkle them with chocolate jimmies for a pre-Valentine’s Day treat. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/146 "2015-02-04T21:55:03Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > N.O.T. logs This is a new one on me - are they big, giant fries? Formed smashed? Stuffed into something? Do tell… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/147 "2015-02-04T21:56:17Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > **Mooom** - I frosted them with vanilla glaze, but some of the doughnuts themselves are chocolate. I dunno - chocolate frosting would guarantee my everlasting love! Surely everyone thinks as I do! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/148 "2015-02-04T21:58:50Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **Emily** , you could frost your donuts pink and sprinkle them with chocolate jimmies for a pre-Valentine’s Day treat. You must be psychic 🙂 I put sprinkles on some of the donuts. Chocolate ones on some, coloured ones on others, and heart-shaped ones on others. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/149 "2015-02-05T00:03:52Z")
Home from the visitation. Lots o’ folks there. We did a quick in and out thing. Speak to family, sign the guest book and leave. OYKW went back to his place for the night and I’m here in da cave all snug on a rainy night. **MOOOOOOM** behold [N.O.T. Logs](https://www.google.com/search?q=potato+logs&biw=1280&bih=897&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=jLLSVNHCO4q1ggTehYKgAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg#imgdii=_&imgrc=VkifyMfnXpxR-M%253A%3BuSv15dGixX5ZEM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fpanlasangpinoy.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2010%252F09%252FPotato-Wedges.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fpanlasangpinoy.com%252F2010%252F09%252F09%252Fhow-to-make-crispy-potato-wedges%252F%3B640%3B425) aka N.O.T. wedges. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/150 "2015-02-05T00:11:24Z")
Interesting - I never heard wedges called logs. Must be a regional thing. And too bad - I was hoping for a new recipe… Time to recline and start another lap robe. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/151 "2015-02-05T00:40:44Z")
Looks like what is called Western Fries around here. Sometimes they are spicy ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/152 "2015-02-05T01:06:01Z")
> [@missred](#): > > **Emily** , you could frost your donuts pink and sprinkle them with chocolate jimmies for a pre-Valentine’s Day treat. We had heart shaped donuts at work today. I had two even though I knew it would make my cardiologists sphincter snap shut. (With all the exercise I get now, blow me stethoscope-boy.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/153 "2015-02-05T03:38:25Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > We had heart shaped donuts at work today. I had two even though I knew it would make my cardiologists sphincter snap shut. > > (With all the exercise I get now, blow me stethoscope-boy.) You really want this post on the web when some stethoscope boy is going to decide whether or not to hit you with the defibrillator One More Time? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/154 "2015-02-05T03:43:42Z")
**Emily** , that’s psycho, not psychic. 😛 Bowled a 137 tonight. I didn’t buy beer! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/155 "2015-02-05T03:56:54Z")
I hd a meeting ,then worked at another store. I had to label some shelves in the back. The very high up shelf is now labeled" VeryHighShelf" 😃 > [@kopek](#): > > I would believe that except I know that 78% of all statistics quoted on the Dope are made up. 😃 > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > But 47% of made-up statistics are never used to win bar bets. “90% of Irish Atheists believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ” - Father Ingam **Midget** , now i want a doughnut.☹ Yya for 137, red! that’s 29 pins better than my all time high. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/156 "2015-02-05T09:32:33Z")
Blurf! Went to the pub last night, much fun was had discussing sticky Horlicks worms…no, you really don’t want to know. Got up this morning with a serious case of the Don Twannas but I am here anyway. There were a couple of white things falling from the sky when I got here but that silliness seems to have stopped now. I shall prepare for the oncoming snowmageddon with a cup of tea. No doughnuts here though, but I do have two bottles of red wine under my desk. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/157 "2015-02-05T11:11:49Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 46 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 60 for the day. Right now it’s rainy but that’s supposed to go away this mornin’. We shall see. Irk shall be paperirky today. [del]Minions[/del] Assistants and I have been doin’ a lot of enrollments and approvals are comin’ through right and left. This means a lot of settin’ up files, settin’ up online accounts, creatin’ employment plans and all kinds of other fun stuff. Both of them are goin’ to be out and about today and tomorrow to do even more enrollments, so da bear will be handlin’ the paperirky stuff. That’s ok by me cause it means gettin’ these folks started which is a good thing. Also it keeps me off the streets and outta trouble. 😃 Ok, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence. Happy Thursday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/158 "2015-02-05T11:15:13Z")
I slept with my little buddy Mel(atonin) and I didn’t drag my butt out of bed till 5:30!! That’s like sleeping in! 😃 Today’s big plan involves buying groceries. I’ll also bring them home and put them away. Before that whole evolution, I anticipate a shower and the donning of garments appropriate for being seen in public. An exciting day ahead. Yeah. Oh, and today is **FCD** ’s payday! Actually, tomorrow is payday, but they do the deposit the day before. Yay! The VISA god will be appeased!! Plus the \*\*bear \*\*won’t be roaming the streets! And the peasants rejoiced!! 😃 So it well and truly is a Happy Thursday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/159 "2015-02-05T11:27:14Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581/160 "2015-02-05T12:29:37Z")
Blurf. [How to get **Swampy** fired up this early in the day](http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/archives/23585-You-think-you-hate-Brussel-Sprouts.html). For everyone else, nom nom nom. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-forecast-mmp/711581.md?page=9)