# The weather here in the DMV orally pleasures various reproductive organs. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 10, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071 "2018-09-10T00:01:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/1 "2018-09-10T00:01:30Z")
Nothing more than rain, rain, and more rain. I was going to go out and exercise; I had to go to the gym, instead. It’s gonna rain all week, too. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/2 "2018-09-10T00:58:14Z")
The Department of Motor Vehicles has its own weather? I had no idea. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/3 "2018-09-10T02:05:01Z")
Mostly cloudy, with bureaucratic indifference likely. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/4 "2018-09-10T02:10:05Z")
I do believe that the Mumber was trying to indicate DC/Maryland/Virginia, but for all I know there is a storm cloud over his Car that is rusting it out… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/5 "2018-09-10T02:17:54Z")
Well, look at it this way, the region did not get its classic two-month steambath this year, instead all the moisture is showing up as actual liquid. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/6 "2018-09-10T03:08:39Z")
Join the club dude, join the club. My area is under a flood warning, there are schools being delayed, and closed for tomorrow, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/7 "2018-09-10T05:41:03Z")
“I’ll live where she’s living!” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/8 "2018-09-10T07:02:00Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I do believe that the Mumber was trying to indicate DC/Maryland/Virginia, but for all I know there is a storm cloud over his Car that is rusting it out… DC, Maryland, Virginia? When I lived near DC, it was called “The Tri-State Area”. Anyway, [here is a fun entry on the Wiki for tri-state areas in the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area). ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/9 "2018-09-10T11:30:25Z")
When that I was to DC come With a hey, ho, the wind and the rain The weather did turn very glum But the rain it raineth every day. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/10 "2018-09-10T12:14:23Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > DC, Maryland, Virginia? When I lived near DC, it was called “The Tri-State Area”. Anyway, [here is a fun entry on the Wiki for tri-state areas in the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area). Yeah, we always called the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky metro area the tri-state area. Which is funny because it included Indiana and southeast Indiana is basically a wasteland. Does anyone even LIVE there? ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/11 "2018-09-10T12:35:02Z")
Please stop this! We do not live in the DMV! It is a horrible nickname! Would you want to vacation in the DMV? “Gee honey, on our first day we can sit on hard metal benches and watch as the number slowly and painfully ticks up, and on the second day we can have Doritoes and Diet Coke from the vending machine outdoors whole we’re harangued by a Lyndon Larouche acolyte, and on day three we can enjoy the tears of teenagers who’ve failed their driving tests”. NO! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/12 "2018-09-10T12:47:03Z")
DMV? Really? Hope that’s an acronym that doesn’t catch on. “You live in the CIA? I live near you, in the FBI. (Fredricksburg/Bailey/Isabelle Heights neighborhood). My mom lives in the CostCo (Costanza/Columbia county area).” ---
**Author:** ![svd678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@svd678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/svd678)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/13 "2018-09-10T13:28:54Z")
In the old days there used to be farm reports from the DelMarVa peninsula. It seemed a euphonious expression with a definite meaning. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/14 "2018-09-10T13:32:05Z")
It’s always been DMV to me. Or NCR when I was in the AF. Besides, you going to melt? ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/15 "2018-09-10T13:33:52Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > DC, Maryland, Virginia? When I lived near DC, it was called “The Tri-State Area”. Anyway, [here is a fun entry on the Wiki for tri-state areas in the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area). It’s something people in Virginia say, no one in DC says it and I don’t think I’ve heard anyone from Maryland say it. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/16 "2018-09-10T14:52:27Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I do believe that the Mumber was trying to indicate DC/Maryland/Virginia, but for all I know there is a storm cloud over his Car that is rusting it out… Yup. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/17 "2018-09-10T16:05:22Z")
> [@Asylum](#): > > Please stop this! We do not live in the DMV! It is a horrible nickname! Would you want to vacation in the DMV? “Gee honey, on our first day we can sit on hard metal benches and watch as the number slowly and painfully ticks up, and on the second day we can have Doritoes and Diet Coke from the vending machine outdoors whole we’re harangued by a Lyndon Larouche acolyte, and on day three we can enjoy the tears of teenagers who’ve failed their driving tests”. NO! This made my day. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/18 "2018-09-10T16:12:38Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > I do believe that the Mumber was trying to indicate DC/Maryland/Virginia, but for all I know there is a storm cloud over his Car that is rusting it out… The DC101 radio station has a bad habit of referring to the area as the DMV. Drives me up the wall since every place I lived up to my mid-40s, the DMV was where you took care of your tags, title, and driver’s license renewals. According to [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_of_Motor_Vehicles), 19 states + DC have either a Department or Division of Motor Vehicles that does all that. One of those 19 states is Virginia, so two of the three jurisdictions in the so-called ‘DMV’ use ‘DMV’ to mean the place where you deal with keeping your car and yourself street legal. (Maryland has the MVA, Motor Vehicle Administration.) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/19 "2018-09-10T16:18:21Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > DC, Maryland, Virginia? When I lived near DC, it was called “The Tri-State Area”. Anyway, [here is a fun entry on the Wiki for tri-state areas in the US](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tri-state_area). Gotta admit I’ve never heard that one. And I grew up in the DC area, and have lived most of my adult life there as well. It’s generally referred to as ‘the DC area’ or sometimes the ‘greater DC area.’ Basically meaning DC and the built-up area surrounding it. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071/20 "2018-09-10T16:33:24Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > It’s always been DMV to me. Or NCR when I was in the AF. > > Besides, you going to melt? My yard has pretty good drainage, but despite that, the ground in my yard has the consistency of a sponge that can’t absorb another drop of water. In 20 years of living in this house, I’ve never seen the ground like this, to the best of my memory. I don’t think it was even like this after Isabel in 2003. And we’re on tap to get a bunch more rain even before whatever contribution Florence makes to our weather. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weather-here-in-the-dmv-orally-pleasures-various-reproductive-organs/821071.md?page=2)