# The weird objects game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 21, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027 "2003-07-21T22:45:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/1 "2003-07-21T22:45:52Z")

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Da Rules: I’m going to list a bunch of objects that I have sitting on and/or near my desk. If you have any of the same objects on your desk or near it (or hey even in the same room as the computer), reply with which ones, and then list some of your own.

Aquafina bottle  
Lysol Disinfectant  
Pencil Lead  
Acetone  
Hair styling glue  
Glow in the dark paint  
Estes “Electron Beam” rocket launcher  
Oven mit  
Broken glass  
Sword  
Firecrackers  
Neosporin  
Black thread

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**Author:** ![ace22](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ace22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ace22)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/2 "2003-07-21T22:54:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xgxlx \*  
> **Pencil Lead**

I’ve got this one…somewhere…

Mine:  
Jeep Hubcap  
Nebraska flag  
Scottish flag  
Hockey puck  
Petrified wood  
Rock hammer  
Star Wars legos  
Aloe plant  
500’ steel tape (take **that**!)  
Many cups of cement  
A trowel

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**Author:** ![Quantum\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e79b87/32.png) [@Quantum\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quantum_Butterfly)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/3 "2003-07-21T22:54:42Z")

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Woo! I got the Aquafina bottle!

Glue stick  
Roll of film  
‘Finding Nemo’ cereal-box toys  
Gold present bow  
Graduation cap  
Fake flower  
Tiny snowglobe  
Snail-shaped candle holder  
Fully articulated wooden hand model  
Bottle of bubbles  
Chinchilla (yes, a live chinchilla!)

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/4 "2003-07-21T23:39:19Z")

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I do, in fact, have a trowel in this room.

30-atriculation point Spiderman figure  
Game boy SP (platinum)  
car keys  
alarm clock  
Swiss Army knife  
tweezers  
Giant foam rubber Marvin the Martian helmet  
black light  
Maglight  
cup of state quarters  
Squeezy stress reliever shaped like a smiling pumpkin  
Crown Royale bag full of casino tokens

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/5 "2003-07-22T00:07:41Z")

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I have purple, red, and beige thread, but not black.

Other things:

Emergency lanterns  
Carpet tape  
Patchouli body cream  
5-pound dumbbells  
Mardi Gras stuff – hats, toys, beads, two Zulu coconuts  
Copper-clad, wooden-based mug  
Bag of sequins  
Antique watch  
Blood-sugar testing equipment  
1930s mother-of-pearl inlayed wooden duck

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/6 "2003-07-22T00:07:54Z")

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What I have from the lists:  
Star Wars legos

Things in my office near me:

Suffed Chef bear from Princess cruise lines  
Disney Wodl photo frame from the year 2000 celebration  
Mandarin style stuffed bear from Singapore Conrad hotel  
2 stop watches  
Hand painted ceramic coffee mug (from my neice)  
Promotional frisbees from various software products (windows 98 and the like)  
A canvas Devil head style trick or treat bucket  
A dead fern  
A 6" plastic eric cartman  
3 squishyballs that look like the planet earth  
one can of wheat grass jelly drink from Singapore (unopened)  
Purple glass head with plastic leis and promotional hats on it

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/7 "2003-07-22T00:18:27Z")

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I have:  
Roll of film, graduation cap, swiss army knife, and tweezers.  
Also have alarm clock, but it’s disassembled, and a gameboy advance (not SP though).

No Steel tape, but I do have 600 yards of [kevlar fiber](http://www.scientificsonline.com/ec/Products/Display.cfm?CategoryID=192981) somewhere around here.

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/8 "2003-07-22T00:21:51Z")

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Stuff I had:  
film  
lead

Mine:  
Lable labling the computer “computer”  
Loose class pictures  
Magnifying glass  
Unopened tube of chapstick  
Kite String  
Report card  
Lawn gnome  
Play program  
Pile of handwritten bass tabs  
Yellow Super Ball  
French Workbook

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**Author:** ![DaYellowDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@DaYellowDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaYellowDart)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/9 "2003-07-22T00:36:41Z")

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okay daniel…  
Aquafine Bottle CHECK  
Pencil lead CHECK  
Acetone CHECK  
Firecrackers CHECK  
Neosporin CHECK

…now that’s just downright creepy…

other things: glass half filled with water  
phone card  
cell phone  
bracelet  
sunburn lotion  
watch  
socks  
catalogue

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/10 "2003-07-22T00:54:36Z")

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okay DYD:

cell phone - got it  
bracelet - got it  
watch - got it  
catalogue - got it

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My desk:

mini bottle of tabasco  
used bottle of Fleet phosopho-soda  
used bottle of Lubriderm Advanced Therapy cream lotion  
bottle of “magicool”  
various crafts made by my kids  
transcriber  
singing sunflower

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/11 "2003-07-22T01:10:39Z")

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It’s not glow-in-the-dark, but I have a bottle of Testor’s silver model paint and the following things are on my desk:

monitor  
4 letter trays w/CD labeling supplies  
Batman - TAS DVD  
five different remotes  
glass of Pepsi & coaster  
telephone  
model the original Enterprise that came out of a broken snow globe  
scissors  
assorted sheets of paper  
keyboard  
mouse  
gel wrist rest  
fingernail clippers  
model paint brush  
Bic Metal Roller pen (black)  
small calculator  
cable modem  
model paint thinner  
a couple of Compact Flash cards (8Mb & 256Mb)  
network card adapter for my laptop  
some store receipts  
two daily calendars (Gahan Wilson & Hot Wheels)

Gah! what a amess!

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/12 "2003-07-22T01:18:06Z")

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Aww Mr. Blue Sky, you’re messin’ it up. Monitors, keyboards, mice, and cable modems aren’t really wierd to have on a desk.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/13 "2003-07-22T01:25:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by xgxlx \*  
> \*\*Aww Mr. Blue Sky, you’re messin’ it up. Monitors, keyboards, mice, and cable modems aren’t really wierd to have on a desk. \*\*

:smack: My bad! Carry on.

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/14 "2003-07-22T01:29:23Z")

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All I had was pencil lead; the Lysol can got thrown out the other day.

7 Gatorade bottles (lemon-lime)  
2 spoons, 1 fork  
16-inch softball  
7 pairs of drumsticks  
2 practice pads  
Snare drum  
Metronome

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/15 "2003-07-22T01:29:59Z")

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HEY! What about my stuff?

_sniff_

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/16 "2003-07-22T01:41:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eilsel \*  
> \*\*HEY! What about my stuff?
> 
> _sniff_ \*\*

Uh…yeah I have a crateload of crafts made by your kids.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/17 "2003-07-22T01:47:30Z")

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Heck, **Eilsel** , if we’re going to start listing honest equipment like transcribers, I’ll call your transcriber and raise you one more. 😃

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/18 "2003-07-22T01:50:32Z")

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ROFL…well geez, then ignore the transcriber and use the rest.

Go ahead…do you have any of that stuff? LOL

_grabbing my kids’ junk … er…crafts outta x’s hands_

GIMME THOSE. 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/19 "2003-07-22T01:52:06Z")

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I have some crafts made by **Eilsel** ’s kids, being their real daddy and all…

and the black thread, maglite, several rols of film…

plus:

a Minolta Auto Meter III

3 extra monitors (not the lizard)

a floppy cow toy (like Beanie Baby, but not that brand)

a lemon

an old 60’s era transistor AM radio

a monitor lizard floppy toy

a bottle of Bicardi 151 that I was thinking of using in my 2/3 filed glass of Coke with a slice of lime and some crushed ice

Teva sandals

14 different pocket and “swiss armt type” knives

a drawing from my last ex’s youngest child who just e-mailed it to me and I printed it out

hospital bill

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-weird-objects-game/190027/20 "2003-07-22T01:53:43Z")

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:eek:

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