# The Whammy

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 2, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005 "2021-09-02T19:38:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/1 "2021-09-02T19:38:30Z")

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Years and years ago, my sister-in-law and I were commiserating of the terrible misfortunes that always manage to befall our family. Murphy must be a distant relative, because anything and everything happens to us.

We even gave a name to our kind of luck: the “W” whammy.

The Whammy is alive and kicking.

The Son works for a prison. He’s a Warehouse Supervisor, I think.

Once COVID testing became available, at the very beginning of this pandemic, he was tested at least once a week. As soon as the vaccine was released, all employees were given the shots.

Because of the possibility of breakthrough infections, he still gets tested.

This week, he showed “positive.”

The Daughter-in-law AND COTU#3 both have fevers. They will be tested today.

Without going into the whole series of conversations with The Daughter-in-law, she has refused vaccination.

I’m not happy.

Send a few good thoughts in our direction, please.

~VOW

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### Author: ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2021, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/2 "2021-09-02T19:41:14Z")

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> [@VOW](#):
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> COTU#3

???

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### Author: ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/3 "2021-09-02T20:01:15Z")

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@Joey_P

I’m so sorry. I forgot the explanation at the bottom of the post.

Mr VOW and I have three grandkids. The first one was called “The Center of the Universe.” or COTU, for short. Of course.

When the second was born, she automatically became COTU#2. It therefore became necessary for the third kid to be COTU#3.

~VOW

#1 and #2 are The Daughter’s offspring. #3 belongs to The Son.

~VOW

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### Author: ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/4 "2021-09-03T16:16:03Z")

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The Daughter-in-law and COTU#3 have tested positive.

As a mother, as a grandmother, I want to DO something. But…

~VOW

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### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/5 "2021-09-05T01:49:53Z")

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Hugs and good vibes friend. Hoping for the best outcome.

I have you all on my meditation list.

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### Author: ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2021, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whammy/950005/6 "2021-09-05T11:51:16Z")

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@Beckdawrek

I’m making chickie and dumplings for my sick peeps.

When all else fails, COOK!

Right?

Love you too, Beck.

~VOW
