# The "What'dya think of me?" Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813 "2003-10-16T17:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/241 "2003-11-17T05:03:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\ ***misstee** is a redhead. 😉 \*\*

Buxom redhead down at the local brothel then, sheesh! :smack:

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/242 "2003-11-17T05:08:31Z")

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It was a dark and stormy night. **cityboy916** prowled the city streets looking for danger and maybe a cup o’ joe to warm his innards. Rain beat down on **cityboy916** has he walked his beat in the beating rain of the dark and stormy night. There was a crime waiting to happen, **cityboy916** could just feel it, deep down in his innards. Where was that cup o’ joe, damn it?

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/243 "2003-11-17T05:11:35Z")

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**Spoz** is the unidentified stain that just WON’T come the fuck outta your shirt! Sorry man… I have laundry issues.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/244 "2003-11-17T05:50:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lisa-go-Blind \*  
> \*\*Mind if I use that as a sig? 😃 \*\*

Be my guest, dear. Consider it an early Merry Chthulu present (minus the razor tipped tentacles).

**Gadfly** - a large Jeff Goldblum-cum-fly experiment gone awry. Has surprisingly few spelling mistakes in posts depite the spiny exoskeleton claws. Makes an excellent dinner guest and always a good choice to bring home to Mom (and watch her faint).

**Mr. Babbington** - hangs out with Mr. Toad and Br’er Rabbit. He can often be found in his hoopty hurtling down winding paths in the forest trying to avoid Br’er Fox and Br’er Bear. Wears a crumpled top hat and carries a cane.

**Spoz** - a small gremlin found in large machinery and desktop computers. Wears a yellow suit, has a green head, and has beady, cunning eyes. Will steal your wallet/purse just to switch it with someone elses. A prankster, a jokester, and a scallawag, you can’t help but to want to cuddle him or give him a spanking.

**Superdude** - a former cartoon superhero from the 70s. Is a frequent guest on Space Ghost’s talk show. Can be found wandering the darkened streets of Metropolis muttering, “What’s the frequency, Spongebob?”

**Satisfying Andy Licious** - current reigning male porn star in the industry. Admired by men, lusted after by both genders, his only fault is that his education ended at the fifth grade. His street smarts have prevailed and has led him safely (though somewhat fatigued) from one Boogie Night to another.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/245 "2003-11-17T06:44:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*Satisfying kinda makes me think of a friend of mine named Andy. \*\*

Funny, but for some reason you _don’t_ remind me of anyone named Ilsa.  
😉

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/246 "2003-11-17T14:51:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\*ok a few more from me:  
> **Biblocat** - a girl who wears back a lot, has small glasses and read a ton, you always find her at the library.  
> \*\*

Not too far off. I do wear some black (but not I’m not goth), I do read a lot (but spend way too much money buying books), and I wear contacts.

Let’s see, **misstee** , going off your user name and location, I picture you as a stereotypical Iowa girl, long wheat-colored hair, blue eyes, freckles, a “girl-next-door” quality.  
Very outgoing and friendly.  
(I just know I’m waaaaaay off-base 😉 )

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/247 "2003-11-17T14:53:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \*  
> \*\*Buxom redhead down at the local brothel then, sheesh! :smack: \*\*

Damn skippy 🙂

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/248 "2003-11-17T15:35:26Z")

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“Waiter! There’s a **Gadfly** in my soup!”

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/249 "2003-11-18T23:18:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \*  
> \*\ ***Spoz** is the unidentified stain that just WON’T come the fuck outta your shirt! Sorry man… I have laundry issues. \*\*

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> \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \*  
> **Spoz - a small gremlin found in large machinery and desktop computers. Wears a yellow suit, has a green head, and has beady, cunning eyes. Will steal your wallet/purse just to switch it with someone elses. A prankster, a jokester, and a scallawag, you can’t help but to want to cuddle him or give him a spanking.**

I told **Spoz** about both of these opinions at the [Subwoofer Forums](http://subwoofermusic.proboards15.com), and he said: “Wow… that’s fucken bizarre…”

As for **Superdude** ’s opinion of him, **Spoz** asked: “Who the hell is Jimmy Durante?” I told him that Durante was a piano player and an actor most famous in the 1930’s and 1940’s. Also, that he had a big nose. Anything else I should have told him?

F\_X

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/250 "2003-11-19T03:10:48Z")

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But he _IS_ the stain on my shirt that will NOT come out! I’ve riddled it down to two stains: blood from a giant, mutant tick that I battled a few weeks ago or juice from a red grape I tried eating when I was shrunk down to the size of a mouse. Could be either.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/251 "2003-11-19T06:08:58Z")

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Oh. I’ll let him know about that, then.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/252 "2003-11-19T07:36:37Z")

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This is **Spoz** ’s answer to **SnaguineSpider** :

“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”

He’s not saying she has brain damage _per se_… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/253 "2003-11-19T07:36:37Z")

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This is **Spoz** ’s answer to **SnaguineSpider** :

“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”

He’s not saying she has brain damage _per se_… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/254 "2003-11-19T07:36:37Z")

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This is **Spoz** ’s answer to **SnaguineSpider** :

“ok… that’s just plain braindamaged…”

He’s not saying she has brain damage _per se_… he’s just saying that it sounds really wierd in a goofy sort of way.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/255 "2003-11-19T07:40:47Z")

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No idea how it triple-posted… :smack: I pressed “submit” once, and still ended up misspelling **SanguineSpider** ’s name. Sorry about that

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Spoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoz)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/256 "2003-11-19T07:53:53Z")

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I seriously dunno why Flamsterette\_X keeps dragging me to these Straight Dope forums, what exactly IS her crazy agenda I wonder… (coz, no offense guys… but seriously… WHO HAS TIME TO POST TO ALL THESE FORUMS???.. oh wait… no need to answer that… it’d be a self fulfilling prophecy HAHAHHAHAHAHHA)

as to what I look like…  
maybe this’ll help…

[http://www.subwoofer.32k.org](http://www.subwoofer.32k.org)

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