# The "What'dya think of me?" Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813 "2003-10-16T17:18:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/21 "2003-10-18T02:04:50Z")

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When I think polycarp, I think of a three-headed carp.

Svt4Him and His4Ever, I see as some of those members of my local Christian Fellowship who try to play rubber-band games to try to convert me. Heh.

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/22 "2003-10-18T02:28:27Z")

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**Ilsa\_Lund** , every time I see your name I think of Dr. Elsa Schneider from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  
Every time I see the name **Fionn** , I want to brush up on my Irish.  
**Darkhold** , like it or not, your name conjures up thoughts of ouija boars. 😃  
**spogga** : I think of some sort of board game.  
**Max Carnage** : sounds like a character from the game _Carmageddon_.

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/23 "2003-10-18T02:51:23Z")

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**Ilsa\_Lund** - Hmm, I dunno why, but I’m thinking of nipples. Pinkish ones.

:: picks up phone to call therapist ::

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/24 "2003-10-18T18:49:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by green\_bladder \*  
> **Ilsa\_Lund** - Hmm, I dunno why, but I’m thinking of nipples. Pinkish ones.

'Cuz you’re horny?😃

CadburyAngel:

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> blowero is a can of Pabst.

Awww, man - can’t I be a _good_ beer, like a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/25 "2003-10-18T19:05:26Z")

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> Originally posted by green\_bladder  
> Ilsa\_Lund - Hmm, I dunno why, but I’m thinking of nipples. Pinkish ones.
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> 'Cuz you’re horny?

By god, you BETTER be a woman!😃  
blowero makes me think od kangaroo’s and the :o.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/26 "2003-10-18T19:07:18Z")

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**spogga** reminds me of a word used by Calvin when he and Hobbes were prenteding to be zombies as they were trying to imitate each other’s witty repartee.

I’m just saying…

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/27 "2003-10-18T21:16:57Z")

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**NoClueBoy** always has a refreshing left-field take on things. Makes me laugh. 😃

And I remember having a debate/conversation with **El\_Kabong,** but I don’t remember what it was…he’s a fellow Texan though, so it couldn’t have been too bad, right?

**Guinevere** reminds me frequently of myself.

**Lezlers** and I always find ourselves in those “Do You Tip” threads, usually agreeing that people are cheap bastards. 😃

**Ringo** is always eye-catching, b/c he combines the Beatles and Texas…two of my favorites. 😉

And I didn’t know **Ilsa\_Lund** wasn’t a girl til this thread…

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**Author:** ![CadburyAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/28 "2003-10-18T21:35:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blowero \*  
> \*\*Awww, man - can’t I be a _good_ beer, like a bottle of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale? \*\*

I know, it makes me sad, too. I will hereby use aversion therapy to turn you into a decent beverage.

**blowero** … Pabst… ZAP! Ow…

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/29 "2003-10-18T22:38:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sock Munkey \*  
> \*\*The first time i ever read Mangetout’s name I ran the letters together in my head and thought it was mange-something-or-other. or some french phrase. \*\*

Ummmm… It _is_ a french phrase - **Mange tout** = ‘eat all’ - you weren’t labouring under the impression that it is **Man get out** were you?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/30 "2003-10-18T22:41:42Z")

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**Audrey Levins** makes me think of Le Fauleux Destin’ D’Amelie Poulain, one of my favorite movies; Audrey Hepburn (can’t beat that) and a bunch of awesome sounding drinks that I can’t have for a couple of years. 😃

Audrey is my favorite girl’s name.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/31 "2003-10-18T22:45:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sock Munkey \*  
> \*\*The first time i ever read Mangetout’s name I ran the letters together in my head and thought it was mange-something-or-other. or some french phrase. \*\*

Wait, are you saying it’s “man, get out”? I thought it was “mange tout,” French for “eats everything.”

Perhaps he’ll stop in and clarify.

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**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/32 "2003-10-18T22:51:06Z")

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**lissener** – quiet, slight, bookish, and filled with unspoken wisdom

**Ilsa Lund** – Tiger Woods’s girlfriend. (And for that, I thank you)

**Cadbury Angel** – those giant chocolate easter bunnies that were the piece de resistance (sp?) in any Easter basket

**blowero** – the cartoonish personification of the West wind blowing across the great plains

**Guinevere** – Julia Ormond . . . I have no idea why, but thank you for that

**Audrey Levins** – the correct answer is probably Audrey Hepburn, but for some reason, I always think of the lead character from “Amelie,” only more assertive

**Max Carnage** – Max Payne, from the videogame; always scowling and packing heat

**Dark Hold** – one of the wizardly mice from the Secret of Nimh

**spogga** – a combination of Spock and a sponge . . . I have no idea what that means

**NoClueBoy** – that smiling, simply-drawn caricature of Conan O’Brien they show sometimes while breaking to commercials, only blonde (for some reason)

**av8rmike** – Maverick from Top Gun

**Lady Sybil** – Cybil Sheppard

**Gadfly** – the guy at the end of the bar, smoking and playing bar trivia

**El Kabong** – like someone mentioned before, I always think of Kang and Kodos (from the Simpsons), only I always end strongly on the “bong” part, so he’s carrying a lit water bong in one tentacle

I have a feeling the Freud (or Rorsarch) would look at all of these and say that they reflect more on me than on your names. And he’d quickly diagnose me as a loony.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/33 "2003-10-18T22:51:09Z")

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You’re not very observant, are you?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/34 "2003-10-18T22:52:35Z")

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Doh’ That was directed at jackelope.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/35 "2003-10-18T22:53:39Z")

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> Ilsa Lund – Tiger Woods’s girlfriend. (And for that, I thank you)

WTF???

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**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/36 "2003-10-18T23:04:00Z")

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> _Ilsa Lund:_  
> WTF???

I know, I know. I apologize. I didn’t realize you are a man until I read this thread. But I can’t help it. I really like thinking of the image of [Tiger Woods’s Swedish model girlfriend](http://www.rick.com/tiger-elin.htm) [BEWARE! Bikini pics in the attached link!!], and your name sounds vaguely like a Swedish supermodel (to me). Maybe you could cure me of that by telling me what your name really means.

**Mangetout** – a mangy, but loveable, dog, whose ears are always perked up and whose head is always tipped inquisitively to the side

**jackelope** – a jackelope (I realize that’s not incredibly imaginative)

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**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/37 "2003-10-18T23:05:43Z")

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> _Ilsa Lund:_  
> Doh’ That was directed at jackelope.

If it makes you feel any better, I’m not very observant either.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/38 "2003-10-18T23:07:36Z")

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> I know, I know. I apologize. I didn’t realize you are a man until I read this thread. But I can’t help it. I really like thinking of the image of Tiger Woods’s Swedish model girlfriend [BEWARE! Bikini pics in the attached link!!], and your name sounds vaguely like a Swedish supermodel (to me). Maybe you could cure me of that by telling me what your name really means.

Holy Mother Of God!! If I knock Tiger off, will she be MY girlfriend?  
Ilsa Lund was Ingrid Begman’s character from Casblanca.

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**Author:** ![Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d07c76/32.png) [@Age\_Quod\_Agis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Age_Quod_Agis)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/39 "2003-10-18T23:12:26Z")

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> Ilsa Lund:\*  
> Ilsa Lund was Ingrid Begman’s character from Casblanca.

Which I see now someone else already pointed out. As I said, I’m not very observant.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whatdya-think-of-me-thread/207813/40 "2003-10-18T23:59:33Z")

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**Gadfly** I always picture outside relaxing in a red button-down.

I have the same mental image of **Ilsa\_Lund** and **NurseCarmen** , I guess because you’re both guys with girl names.

**Max Carnage** looks like the offspring of Max Headroom and Max Payne.

**Mangetout** has a mango for a head.

I don’t remember what I thought of **NoClueBoy** before, because now whatever mental image was there is replaced by **Age Quod Agis** ’s image of blond cartoon Conan O’Brien. You’ll go well with **Satisfying Andy Licious** , as he looks to me like Andy Richter.

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