# The whoringest whores from Planet Whore.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whoringest-whores-from-planet-whore/63561>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 27, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whoringest-whores-from-planet-whore/63561 "2001-04-27T21:57:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whoringest-whores-from-planet-whore/63561/21 "2001-04-29T15:30:58Z")

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I hate their music, but hey, more power to them. I wish I could have been able to buy a CD from some of the concerts I’ve been to, even though as a rule I tend to detest live albums. There will always be bootlegs, but would you prefer high quality over low quality?

Besides, anyone who has a job is whoring themselves out. If you can do something that someone wants you to do, and can get paid for it, it’s much better than the alternative. I love Capitalism! If people want to pay their money for every single live album, who better to profit than the band that performed? I doubt anyone has been forced to buy a CD against their will.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whoringest-whores-from-planet-whore/63561/22 "2001-05-01T04:02:23Z")

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Word **jane**.

I had the distinct displeasure of seeing these nitwits open for **The Rolling Stones** , on the “Bridges to Babylon” concert tour. **What an effing bunch of no talent whiner pansy boy losers!**. Every single song (except one) sounded exactly the same and their lyrics were entirely unintelligible.

I can scrape out better songs from underneath my wet saxophone pads after a practice session. One femtosecond after Mick Jagger took the stage that little bunch of piss-ant hosers faded into oblivion at double digit warp speed. However cute of a marketing idea it is to allow fans to buy an exact recording of the precise live show that they heard in their city, **it’s really important to have some frickin’ content so that the purchase has some meaning!**

The success of Pearl Jam is incontrovertible testimony to the decline of modern civilization. I would almost rather listen to rap music that their drivel. I have composed songs with orders of magnitude more content in fiften minutes than I have ever heard them play. As someone who composes music and lyrics, the shallowness of Pearl Jam’s work really blows.

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