# The whuckfistle SDMB thread of records. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956 "2003-07-25T20:34:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/1 "2003-07-25T20:34:44Z")
Because today was a slow day for me… I`ve decided to list the SDMB records by category. I need help with the categories and the actual data (factual answers please). IOW - the current or very near future SDMB records. Such as (please feel free to add); Most posts - Most posts/day - Highest post average - Most (un)prolific lurker - Longest OP - Shortest OP - Longest thread/by posts/by pages - Longest username - Oldest poster/age - Youngest poster/age - Most senior member/referring to registered date - Quickest banned - Banned with the most posts - (we may venture into the realm of speculation by committee) Most liberal - Most consertative - Most Libertarian - 😃 (need more catagories and the possible answers) No penalties for guessing. 😉 Should be many others…have to leave work now. I`ll check this a little later tonight. Jack is waiting in the cupboard. ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/2 "2003-07-25T20:41:33Z")
Least likely to have his name mentioned in a “thread of records” – **Godzillatemple** D’OH!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/3 "2003-07-25T20:48:42Z")
The longest served member is **Lynn Bodini**. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/4 "2003-07-25T20:50:42Z")
I was hoping this would be a thread where I could bring up my awsome, still-standing local record of 160 on in darts. But its not, so I won’t. Never mind! 😃 * * * _“Lets get them meek bastards **NOW!** ”_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/5 "2003-07-25T20:51:17Z")
Largest timegap in a bump - Who performed the bump - ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/6 "2003-07-25T21:11:26Z")
Just for a minute, we all did the bump. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/7 "2003-07-25T21:28:28Z")
I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman… That was a funny record. I can’t remember who did it. I still have lots of records. And I just bought a new turntable. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/8 "2003-07-25T21:32:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\*Banned with the most posts - > \*\* I may be wrong, but I think that was **sqrllcub** , i also think I spelled his name wrong. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/9 "2003-07-25T23:11:22Z")
Quickest banned and shortest OP would be pointless records held by many. imho. **gato** you have my admiration at least. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/10 "2003-07-25T23:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*Quickest banned and shortest OP would be pointless records held by many. imho. > > **gato** you have my admiration at least. \*\* Maybe, but they didn`t know at the time that we`d be keeping score. 160 !!! for crissssakes!!! Hey, I once got nine bullseyes in a row. In practice, that is. `Course I spent way too much time in the bars back then. Has anyone past or present eclipsed **Q.E.D.** in average posts per day? (for the same amount of time) I think **handy** and **Guan** are tops in post count right now. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/11 "2003-07-26T01:08:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman… > > That was a funny record. I can’t remember who did it. > > I still have lots of records. And I just bought a new turntable. \*\* Sorry, the words “new” and “turntable” do not exist together. ---
**Author:** ![Delly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/12 "2003-07-26T01:15:34Z")
\*\*Longest thread/by posts/by pages \*\* Its got to be that Lord of the Rings written by another person post! ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/13 "2003-07-26T03:09:10Z")
I think that’s A. Longest name’s probably me. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/14 "2003-07-26T03:10:41Z")
I think I have the longest Bumptimespan, too, Bumping the first thread in the BBQ pit. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/15 "2003-07-26T03:12:03Z")
And Most Posts is Handy. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/16 "2003-07-26T03:17:02Z")
Ahem: [Pretend My Name Is Witty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=25021) is longer by 4 characters, technically. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/17 "2003-07-26T03:29:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by whuckfistle \* > \*\*Sorry, the words “new” and “turntable” do not exist together. \*\* You obviously don’t have a hepcat DJ teenager in the house eager to demostrate her mad mixing skillz on (quite expensive) twin Technics 1200’s … or are you an uncool teen, hiding in your parent’s basement all summer cultivating a wan pallor and a baaad 'tude. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/18 "2003-07-26T03:56:16Z")
How about a highest post vs. least reply ratio? ---
**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/19 "2003-07-26T04:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Trigonal Planar \* > \*\*How about a highest post vs. least reply ratio? \*\* Just put my name down for this one. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/20 "2003-07-26T05:10:37Z")
**The Man With the Golden Gun** ’s user name is longest, so far. 27 characters. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956.md?page=2)