# The whuckfistle SDMB thread of records. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956 "2003-07-25T20:34:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/21 "2003-07-26T05:21:48Z")
New category: Most pitted doper? With possible subcategories of: a). Mod/Admin, b). member, c). banned member. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/22 "2003-07-26T06:06:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*_whuckfistle [b/]_ > Maybe, but they didn`t know at the time that we`d be keeping score. A: (quickest banned) So? Go ahead and go poring over the user records and compile the list of the dozens of posters that have been banned without ever posting. What will that accomplish? B: (shortest OP) Yes they did. I’ve seen people start blank or single-character OPs several times just because they thought it was original. You could also spend some time digging up OPs eaten by the hamsters. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/23 "2003-07-26T07:06:50Z")
You could put down [Uncle Tony](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3692936#post3692936) as perhaps the only poster who ever got flamed _before_ posting. He had originally signed up with the name Polycarp◄, which looked a lot like the name of someone who was already registered. An alert reader noticed his name under the “welcome to our newest member” feature. Suspecting foul play, he opened a [pit thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=193662&highlight=polycarp%2A) making Polycarp◄ perhaps the only person pitted before even posting. It appears that Polycarp◄ subsequently changed his name to Uncle Tony. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/24 "2003-07-26T07:30:50Z")
I second **Satisfying Andy Licious** ’s idea. That’s a good category. Another, possibly: longest thread that ended in lockdown. Oh, and **The Fork Throwing Communist** also has a 27 character user name, so that’s a tie for first so far with **The Man With the Golden Gun** for the longest user name. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/25 "2003-07-26T07:41:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman… > > That was a funny record. I can’t remember who did it. > > I still have lots of records. And I just bought a new turntable. \*\* Apparently me and [**Joe Tex**](http://www.weddingvendors.com/music/biography/information-492.html) met in a darkened disco one night. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/26 "2003-07-26T08:25:10Z")
Most posts - handy Most posts/day -most posts in one day is probably me. I’ve done 70+. Most posts per day is probably QED. Highest post average - see above? Most (un)prolific lurker - oh, there are several thousand registered dopers with no posts. Longest OP - Cisco did one that had to be broken down into two posts it was so long Shortest OP - Longest thread/by posts/by pages -Fingolfin’s “If LOTR had been written by someone else” thread Longest username - Oldest poster/age - Monty manages to have a registration date of February 1999, somehow. Lynn Bodoni is registered user #2. In terms of actual age, IIRC David Simmons is in his 80s. Youngest poster/age - some 14-year-olds on this here MB Most senior member/referring to registered date - see above Quickest banned - several banned before their first post (recognized socks) Banned with the most posts - Satan? (we may venture into the realm of speculation by committee) Most liberal - KayKay:D Most consertative - JDT Most Libertarian - Libertarian ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/27 "2003-07-26T12:23:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bouv \* > \*\*I may be wrong, but I think that was **sqrllcub** , i also think I spelled his name wrong. \*\* Off the top of my head, Satan and DanielInTheWolvesDen (was that his name?) both had a buttload of posts before they got whacked by Don Lynn. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/28 "2003-07-26T12:48:37Z")
Yeah, Satan had about 5000+ posts when he was banned. Mouthbreather, you’re correct. I’m pretty sure I am the youngest _active_ poster, at 14. A kid who was 12 came here recently, but got his posting rights taken away because this board only allows people 13 and up. As it has been mentioned, a poster was pitted solely by name. This has happend a few times in the past, with nicks like “Coldfirebigslut”, or a (IIRC) “haxor”, who came after the board was hacked. Dave Simmons, in his 80s? :eek: Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/29 "2003-07-26T12:54:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Longest thread/by posts/by pages -Fingolfin’s “If LOTR had been written by someone else” thread** No. The longest thread is Klaatu’s “a” thread with 5337 posts over 107 pages. I believe **twickster** holds the record for most posts in a thread with 484 in the “a” thread. Longest consecutive time a non-stickied thread has spent on the 1st page - “a” thread Jan 25 - Mar 16 (51 days) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/30 "2003-07-26T13:24:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* Lynn Bodoni is registered user #2. \*\* If she is the new number 2, who is number one? ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/31 "2003-07-26T14:06:38Z")
Can we have a category of “Most Mundane,” and can I at least be nominated and get honorable mention? How about “Most Confrontational”? And “Most Likely to Hijack” would be fun too. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/32 "2003-07-26T14:08:51Z")
What about least time elapsed between OP being posted and thread being closed a) at OP’s request or b) by Mod? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/33 "2003-07-26T14:14:04Z")
Titles or Honors I’d like to see: \*\*Best Thread Killer Percentage \*\* \*\* Best Use of Pop Culture References\*\* \*\*Most Isolated Doper \*\* (There are two that are a tie in my mind, the one who is caring for a grandparent and is essentially a shut in. And a Most Self Induced Isolation is the Canuck doper who lives on an island in the middle of a lake in the middle of AssBoink. Sorry, I’ve forgotten names. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/34 "2003-07-26T14:31:11Z")
I was coming in to nominate myself for most posts to a single thread, but see that my close personal friend **Fern Forest** (anothter “a” thread alum) beat me to it. Heck of a record to hold, but I’ve only been here a year… ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/35 "2003-07-26T14:33:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*If she is the new number 2, who is number one? \*\* She was, but for some reason the database corrupted something, causing her to have to re-register again. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/36 "2003-07-26T14:53:54Z")
Which means that Lynn also holds the record for first member to lose their posting privileges. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/37 "2003-07-26T16:41:03Z")
IIRC, **TubaDiva** was poster #1 but her registration was corrupted, causing her to have to re-register. (Folks from the transition from AOL to here may be able to clarify that.) Which raises the question of who was the first poster, and the first non-mod. poster, at the old AOL site? The question of youngest poster would have to vary according to birthdays as 13- and 14-year-olds register. But the active poster whop joined at the youngest age would have to be divided between two people: **Bomb Bay Doors** , son of **Airman Doors USAF** and **MsRobyn** , who is approaching his first birthday – he having been granted membership (and congratulations at his birth by **Cecil Adams** , no less!) by special dispenstation of the staff – presumably his few posts were actually keyed in and submitted by a parent; and **Alessan** , younger brother of **iampunha** , who made some intelligent posts at the precocious age of 11 or 12, was banned as underage, and has recently rejoined us at the ripe old age of 14. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/38 "2003-07-26T16:55:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*The question of youngest poster would have to vary according to birthdays as 13- and 14-year-olds register. But the active poster whop joined at the youngest age would have to be divided between two people: **Bomb Bay Doors** , son of **Airman Doors USAF** and **MsRobyn** , who is approaching his first birthday – he having been granted membership (and congratulations at his birth by **Cecil Adams** , no less!) by special dispenstation of the staff – presumably his few posts were actually keyed in and submitted by a parent; and **Alessan** , younger brother of **iampunha** , who made some intelligent posts at the precocious age of 11 or 12, was banned as underage, and has recently rejoined us at the ripe old age of 14. \*\* **Polycarp** , I think you’re thinking of someone else. **Alessan** is a registered member, not a child, and I would be extremely surprised to learn that he is related to **iampunha** , as **punha** is an American and **Alessan** is an Israeli. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/39 "2003-07-26T17:07:49Z")
I believe the Most Pitted Doper title goes to **december**. Didn’t **Scylla** ’s immortal “The Horror Of Blimps” get the record for most views? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/40 "2003-07-26T18:01:44Z")
Good work folks. I`ll try to update the list later today. I`ll do it in Word so I can edit as we go-(duh). We`ll need some clarification on some of the early findings. OK, - Onward!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956.md?page=3)