# The whuckfistle SDMB thread of records. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956 "2003-07-25T20:34:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/41 "2003-07-26T18:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by as\_u\_wish \* > \*\* > > And “Most Likely to Hijack” would be fun too. \*\* That would be me. I’ve hijacked my own thread in the OP. I seem to have a lot of things in my mind… Give a subject and a femtosecond and you’ll have a hijack. **Biggirl** , you are only the second person I’ve ever met who actually knows about Joe Tex. Some people vaguely remember the song, but that’s about it. I think I might like meeting you, oh woman of esoteric music knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/42 "2003-07-26T18:17:13Z")
I was on the AOL board under the name D8thGuest in 1997. I didn’t settle on Mahaloth here until 2000, though. I remember Opal being there, but I think Cecil Adams was the first member. I thought Satan had the most posts before being banned. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/43 "2003-07-26T19:00:55Z")
What`d **Satan** get banned for?, you know, besides the obvious - that he`s the devil and all. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/44 "2003-07-26T19:13:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > **Didn’t Scylla’s immortal “The Horror Of Blimps” get the record for most views?** “If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!?” has a lot more - 369872 views. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/45 "2003-07-26T20:06:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kyla \* > \*\ ***Polycarp** , I think you’re thinking of someone else. **Alessan** is a registered member, not a child, and I would be extremely surprised to learn that he is related to **iampunha** , as **punha** is an American and **Alessan** is an Israeli. \*\* :o **Alloran** not **Alessan**. You can see how the similarity of names made me mix them up. **Satan** was banned for flaming **Muffin** in a gun control thread in Great Debates after having been repeatedly warned not to flame outside the Pit. I suspect that’s all, or even a bit more, than either the staff or **Satan** himself wants said about it, but that’s the answer to the question. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/46 "2003-07-26T20:07:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > What about least time elapsed between OP being posted and thread being closed a) at OP’s request or b) by Mod? B) there have been several threads opened by known trolls (or people who got banned very soon after) that were closed within seconds/minutes of being open. My brother, who was banned back in 2001 (early, I think), is named **dwalin** now, having been initially named **alloran** (I think this is where you got confused re: alloran/Alessan, b]Poly\*\*). He was banned when he said he was 12 (back then the reg. requirements said nothing about age, and which was quickly rectified given current Internet standards and/or whatnot). He was re-instated a few months ago when the relevant people were informed that he is now over the age of consent … so to speak;) As his birthday is in June, and his birth year is 1988, he is not the youngest here ( **Aslan of Narnia** , for one, is younger). But I think we qualify as the family (genetically related) with the most people registered, though **phantomdiver** rarely posts unless I direct her at something. If I’m related to **Alessan** this is the first I’ve heard of it:D **whuckfistle** , [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62742&highlight=Satan+AND+banned) is the relevant thread. Fair warning: you may end up spending several hours combing over this and other related threads. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/47 "2003-07-26T20:30:26Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by iampunha \* > My brother, who was banned back in 2001 (early, I think), is named **dwalin** now, having been initially named **alloran** (I think this is where you got confused re: alloran/Alessan, b]Poly_\*). Sorry, **dwalin/alloran** and **Alessan**! Thanks for the clarification, **'punha**! > [@](#): > > But I think we qualify as the family (genetically related) with the most people registered, though **phantomdiver** rarely posts unless I direct her at something. Tied with at least two others. As previously noted, **AirmanDoorsUSAF** and **MsRobin** are married and their son **BombBayDoors** is indeed a member, and rather obviously genetically related to both of them. And there are or were two four-member families here. **Melin** (now banned), her husband who posted as **Highlander** , and two sons whose names I don’t recall were members, with three of them still officially in good standing AFAIK. And **MajorMD** , her husband **PUNdit** (formerly **PUNditOK** on SD/AOL), a son whose screen name made reference to the Texas state university he attended, and a daughter posting under **Penquin\_\_** (numbers I don’t remember) were all members and AFAIK still are. None of these people posts to any significant extent if at all any more. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/48 "2003-07-27T00:02:54Z")
There’s also me, my husband **Houseman** and my son **Zoltarb**. My husband rarely posts however. I also got my best friend **beerchick** to register. She posts more than my husband does. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/49 "2003-07-27T04:36:01Z")
_licks tip of pencil_ Thanks for the info so far. I`m taking notes. I`m getting ready to move, just bought our first house. We`re trying to get stuff together for a rummage sale tomorrow. Next week we move. Anyone out there with a weak mind and a strong back that`s willing to help? 😃 I like some of the new category details, like most family members on the boards, most posts in a single day, quickest pitted, longest timegap before a bump, etc. **White Lightning** - I`ll take your advice. Any others? I looked at that **Satan** thread **iampunha** and I saw a lot of posters that had high counts that I don`t recognise. I guess some people eventually loose interest or just get burned out. Or maybe they just get jobs. \< JK ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/50 "2003-07-27T06:00:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\*I was coming in to nominate myself for most posts to a single thread, but see that my close personal friend **Fern Forest** (anothter “a” thread alum) beat me to it. > > Heck of a record to hold, but I’ve only been here a year… \*\* What’s really crazy is that Kat was way ahead of everybody till she quit. What a fun thread. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*\*\*Most Isolated Doper \*\* (There are two that are a tie in my mind, the one who is caring for a grandparent and is essentially a shut in. \*\* Hey, that’s me. Only my Mom and sister take me out once a week now so I get out more so I probably can’t claim this record. There must be real shut-ins here somewhere. I was going to say “Ask the Gay Guy” has the most sequels but I actually think that would go to the bi-weekly Sequential Thread Titles game. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/51 "2003-07-27T06:24:09Z")
What is the mean number of posts per day and who is the most average member? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/52 "2003-07-27T07:59:56Z")
Paging **Bill H** … **Bill H** , please answer the white courtesy phone. It’s actually probably close to 0 or 2 ppd, given the mass of people registered with \<10 posts. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/53 "2003-07-27T12:08:42Z")
**Most Famous Doper:** **Wealthiest Doper:** On a scale of 1 - 10 who is the **Most Interesting Doper to Read**. **1** being totally sleep inducing **5** being acceptable but not out of the ordinary **10** being extremely interesting, look forward to seeing them here!! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/54 "2003-07-27T13:44:46Z")
**Iampunha** , I’m confident there are significantly younger Dopers than **dwalin** , and I was not nominating him for that category. Rather, I was defining a new category, perhaps “Currently active Doper who began posting at the youngest age” – and, except for the very special case of **Bomb Bay Doors, dwalin** is, ISTM, a shoe-in for that title. In fact, I would hazard a guess (subject to correction by Admin. or the relevant poster) that he is the only person banned exclusively for being underage who rejoined and became an accepted member when he passed the age requirement. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/55 "2003-07-27T14:46:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*Most Isolated Doper \*\* (There are two that are a tie in my mind, the one who is caring for a grandparent and is essentially a shut in. And a Most Self Induced Isolation is the Canuck doper who lives on an island in the middle of a lake in the middle of AssBoink. Sorry, I’ve forgotten names. \*\* The one in the ‘middle of AssBoink’ is **Miss Magic8Ball** , my neice. Let me assure you that it is not a self-induced isolation, as she is 15 years old. It is parent-induced isolation. It is also, in fact, only 20 kilometres from the Capital city of the Northwest Territories, Yellowknife. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/56 "2003-07-27T23:29:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Sorry, **dwalin/alloran** and **Alessan**! Thanks for the clarification, **'punha**! > > Tied with at least two others. As previously noted, **AirmanDoorsUSAF** and **MsRobin** are married and their son **BombBayDoors** is indeed a member, and rather obviously genetically related to both of them. > > And there are or were two four-member families here. **Melin** (now banned), her husband who posted as **Highlander** , and two sons whose names I don’t recall were members, with three of them still officially in good standing AFAIK. And **MajorMD** , her husband **PUNdit** (formerly **PUNditOK** on SD/AOL), a son whose screen name made reference to the Texas state university he attended, and a daughter posting under **Penquin\_\_** (numbers I don’t remember) were all members and AFAIK still are. None of these people posts to any significant extent if at all any more. \*\* Okay. Some clarification on the Doors situation. Aaron was allowed to register shortly after his birth by **TubaDiva**. His one post was typed by Airman, but the account has been suspended until his 13th birthday unless the rules change and he is allowed to post sooner. And the Doors are a five-poster family, if you count Aaron. Airman, I, and Aaron, plus **soccerbaby** and Airman’s stepmother are all registered posters, although I have no idea what Airman’s stepmother’s user name is. Robin ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/57 "2003-07-28T02:59:04Z")
> [@](#): > > What is the mean number of posts per day and who is the most average member? Of course, you could get a wholly different set of results by asking “What is the mean number of posts per day and who is the meanest member?” ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/58 "2003-07-28T03:34:40Z")
There was someone in my Teenage Dopers thread who was 13. I think his name was Ben-something. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/59 "2003-07-28T10:31:46Z")
Could there be a record for getting someone a million miles away addicted to SDMB because **Maleinblack** cursed me for getting him addicted. I’m in NZ and he’s in India. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956/60 "2003-07-28T19:17:18Z")
The youngest SDMB poster who was prolific and stuck around for a protracted period of time was 12 years old, and since being a member that young is no longer allowed that record should hold. She was a part of the AOL/SDMB and her screen name was **Cmmdr Zil**. (It was briefly some lower rank + Zil before she promoted herself). Like **OpalCat** , she had announced her intentions for world domination. I think she posted on this board as **Zilly** but only briefly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-whuckfistle-sdmb-thread-of-records/190956.md?page=4)