# The without a single thought MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [November 24, 2014, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476 "2014-11-24T12:34:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/101 "2014-11-25T21:32:34Z")

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OK. More for me! 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/102 "2014-11-25T21:55:30Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I have achieved oatmeal cookies!!! Some plain, some with raisins. I have one more tray of raisin-types to bake, Yum yum!!
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> If you were here, you could have some. Don’cha wish you were here??? 😃

Yes. I’ll take **nino** ’s

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/103 "2014-11-25T21:56:34Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Irk is over for the day. ‘Tis a dreary day so I’m glad to be in my warm, dry abode. I have turkey innards on to boil. OYKW is swipin’ The General’s dindin. Life is good.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/104 "2014-11-25T22:24:56Z")

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This can not end well. DH was called in to work tonight, so there’s been a schedule upheaval and I will have to go to the grocery store tonight. Not looking forward to doing hand-to-hand combat with the Housewives of Contra Costa County to get the last bag of cranberries.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/105 "2014-11-25T22:25:13Z")

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Sounds like **swampy** ’s DQ thinks the rhinestones in his tiara are actually diamonds. I’ve run across a few of those.

**{{{Midget}}}**

Fried apples 'n onions is so much better with potatoes.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/106 "2014-11-25T22:26:14Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **spidey** fwiw DQ is also one of my names for a cow.

Today was procurement day for (almost[sup]\*[/sup]) all of the food for Thanksgivish weekend cook-a-thon(s). Some of said procurement involves daid aminals that used to have fins & scales. This year it is king salmon instead of sea trout. This is the _only_ reason that you will not be whacked with a wet trout. However, please hold still so you can be thwacked on the upside of the haid with a piece of fresh king sa{silent L}lmon! :mad:

- I forgot to get the peppers. However, they are not needed until Part II of cook-a-thon, on Sat.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/107 "2014-11-25T22:29:01Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> This can not end well. DH was called in to work tonight, so there’s been a schedule upheaval and I will have to go to the grocery store tonight. Not looking forward to doing hand-to-hand combat with the Housewives of Contra Costa County to get the last bag of cranberries.

Well then, make sure you [accessorize](https://www.google.com/search?q=hand+%26+a+half+sword&rlz=1C1SAVI_enUS598US598&es_sm=122&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=OwJ1VIfsIIHmsAS7woKYAQ&ved=0CB8QsAQ&biw=1600&bih=799) properly! 😉

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/108 "2014-11-25T22:44:13Z")

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Supper was sketties. The bag of sauce I pulled out was frozen last June. It was still yummy! Cookies for dessert. Life is good.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/109 "2014-11-25T22:51:03Z")

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Just a note that the 2014 [Christmas Cards for Doper Kids](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17928457&posted=1#post17928457) thread is open.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/110 "2014-11-25T23:11:14Z")

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I think I’ll go recline, crochet, and eat some oatmeal cookies. _ **MWAH!!!** _

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/111 "2014-11-25T23:56:16Z")

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It is indeed time to crochet. I’m making [scarves](http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/74/25/8a/74258a40339053f0b8e8675c26cfe7bf.jpg)for my sisters. I’m learning a new stitch and crocheting two skeins at the same time. 'Tis a tad befuddling, but I think I’m figuring it out.

The executive housekeeper at irk lost her hat the other day. I’m going to make her one like my spiral beret to replace it when I’m done with the scarves.

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/112 "2014-11-26T00:34:12Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I have achieved oatmeal cookies!!! Some plain, some with raisins. I have one more tray of raisin-types to bake, Yum yum!!
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> If you were here, you could have some. Don’cha wish you were here??? 😃

Any hope of a batch with butterscotch chips instead of raisins? 😃

I so do not want to go to class, do laundry, or anything else that’s awaiting my attention.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/113 "2014-11-26T00:52:29Z")

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OK round one of cookin’ is over and everything is cooled down and in da fridge. 'Tis still dreary and rainy out. Glad to be in my nice warm cave.

**gotti** this is why I buy the stuff in the can. Always plenty of it on the shelves, and I get to hear that _schwump_ sound when it slides outta da can. Have fun with the housewives of Contra Costa County!

Also, it would appear DQ (the tiara wearin’ one as opposed to to the bovine one)has given up. OK, most everyone has him on ignore, but JDD Partner called to report that the two who did not put him on ignore have heard nuttin’ from him this evenin’. I reckon he got the hint. Really. He is not a friend. He has all kinds of family around here. Mayhaps he has poed 'em all. Again. Let him eat a [Banquet Frozen Turkey Meal](https://www.google.com/search?q=banquet+frozen+turkey+dinner&biw=1280&bih=888&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nCN1VPWGC4mkNsTJgIAL&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=DqEr-atx_tZx_M%253A%3BqPTm_3jbf_9ILM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fheateatreview.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2006%252F06%252FBanquetTurkeyMeal.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.sodahead.com%252Fliving%252Fdo-you-buy-tv-dinners-and-what-are-your-favorite-kinds%252Fquestion-2163471%252F%3B224%3B261) I say.

On that note, I shall now go check out a couple sites and then betake myself beddy bye. OYKW has announced his intentions to turn in as well. He’s better than a blanket on a chilly night. 😃

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/114 "2014-11-26T01:10:21Z")

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**{{{Emily}}}**

I’ll tak a cookie with the raisins, **Mooom**. I’ll even BYOM (bring your own milk). 🙂

Happy birthday **BooMum**!

Today was a productive day in the studio. By the end of the day tomorrow, all of my holiday cards plus the ones that have sold will be finished. It looks like I’ll likely go back to irk Friday. Yay! (If anyone wants to check my headspace, feel free. 😛 )

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/115 "2014-11-26T01:18:31Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> On that note, I shall now go check out a couple sites and then betake myself beddy bye.

Don’t forget to say, “Hi” to [Mr. Sandman](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM)

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/116 "2014-11-26T01:23:58Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> In England we practice equality- everyone apologises, all the time! Someone stands on your foot? Say sorry! You have a dead rat in your salad? Call the waiter over, and say sorry before pointing out the problem!

Rip someones ear off in a scrum? “Sorry old chap; beers on me after the match - my ear should have been stronger than that”

Yeah ---- I’ve noticed that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/117 "2014-11-26T01:59:52Z")

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Worked, came home. Got into the holiday spirits(s) by having a martini.😃

{{{{ **Midget** }}}} And don’t sweat talking to a pro. Thye can help, maybe.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Leather strips with tiny skulls at the end.

That would be so metal. \m/–\m/

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**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/118 "2014-11-26T02:23:25Z")

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What means MMP?

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**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/119 "2014-11-26T02:27:41Z")

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> [@EmilyG](#):
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> So this MMP’s title is a tribute to **Idle Thoughts**?
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> Got up later than I intended, as happens all the time. darn me.
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> “Turkey week” for North American mumpers? Umm, not in Canada, we had Thanksgiving last month. I do wish I could have turkey this week, though, because I like it.

SO what’s the hurry ice people why Thanksgibbering in October?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-without-a-single-thought-mmp/705476/120 "2014-11-26T02:45:08Z")

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> [@DingoelGringo](#):
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> What means MMP?

[Monday Morning Post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=627530)

> [@DingoelGringo](#):
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> SO what’s the hurry ice people why Thanksgibbering in October?

See post #70

BTW, if you intend to stay, Welcome! You’ll need to supply the guys with beer & the women with chocolate & we’ll supply you with a nickname.

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