# The wittiest posts **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 12, 2007, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188 "2007-11-12T22:43:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/41 "2007-11-16T04:16:24Z")
[QUOTE=justqwerty] Who would you nominate for the title “The wittiest poster on SDMP” ? [/QUOTE] Depends. Whatthefuck is the SDMP? [QUOTE=Anaamika] A Doper: (story about the doctor’s scale being broken, and registering him as HUGELY overweight :eek:) Some Doper: How tall are you? First Doper: 5’11" in the morning. **Cervaise** : In the morning? What’s the woody got to do with it? Cracks me up, he does. [/QUOTE] Amazingly close to [the true story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149993). ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/42 "2007-11-16T04:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Depends. Whatthefuck is the SDMP? Amazingly close to [the true story](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=149993). [/QUOTE] I didn’t want to include your name, dear. I must say, though PUNS are not worthy of being the highest humor! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/43 "2007-11-16T04:46:18Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] I didn’t want to include your name, dear. [/QUOTE] :o No offense taken, honest! Truth is, I was reading along, reading along, and got all the way to the punch line before I realized that I knew that story a little too well! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/44 "2007-11-16T05:58:47Z")
How **NurseCarmen’s** post in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=425276) (The apartment renter’s greed is killing me) was overlooked by having no one reply to it should be a crime. (See post #45) ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/45 "2007-11-16T09:55:31Z")
[QUOTE=Bearflag70] Thread: “Where did blacksmiths of yore get new iron?” [/QUOTE] Ah yes. In similar vein, a Great Debate that had wandered off into a discussion of the historicity of the Book of Daniel, and whether references to Darius the Mede should have been Cyrus the Persian (or vice versâ), produced this gem: “One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian”. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/46 "2007-11-16T15:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=InLucemEdita] I’ll be paying more attention to Cervaise after this thread. [/QUOTE] I make no promises. No pressure, now. Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/47 "2007-11-16T15:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I make no promises. No pressure, now. Nope. [/QUOTE] _pokes **Cervaise** _ Say something funny, yo. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/48 "2007-11-16T16:07:52Z")
I’ll forever hold **Sampiro** as dear to my heart, just for the epic thread about his mother and sister. I guess we differ, because I think **Vinyl Turnip** is a riot AND a tool. That is what I like about him/her. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/49 "2007-11-16T16:23:59Z")
Oh, I like Cervaise and 'luci and others of their ilk but sometimes the best ones just come along by surprise from unexpected sources. Personally, it always makes my day when something I didn’t even think too hard about makes someone snort beverages out their nose. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/50 "2007-11-16T17:42:29Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] _pokes **Cervaise** _ Say something funny, yo. [/QUOTE] [This little bit of imaginary dialogue](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9137510&postcount=66) posted by \*\*Cervaise \*\* in one of the recent “Yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed” threads made me laugh until I hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188/51 "2007-11-16T18:07:38Z")
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion] [This little bit of imaginary dialogue](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9137510&postcount=66) posted by \*\*Cervaise \*\* in one of the recent “Yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed” threads made me laugh until I hurt. [/QUOTE] thank you, i have now snorted my rootbeer and it burns. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-wittiest-posts/426188.md?page=2)