# The woman tree **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977 "2008-12-13T03:05:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/1 "2008-12-13T03:05:35Z")
[The woman tree](http://img114.imageshack.us/my.php?image=coolphoto1qt6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/2 "2008-12-13T03:10:48Z")
Ha! That is how I always pictured a [dryad](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryad)… ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/3 "2008-12-13T03:35:53Z")
That Birch! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/4 "2008-12-13T03:50:22Z")
That’s one fine piece of ash. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/5 "2008-12-13T04:03:22Z")
It’s Twiggy! ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/6 "2008-12-13T04:29:17Z")
HUGE photoshop bullshit. I’m just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/7 "2008-12-13T05:10:20Z")
> [@chacoguy420](#): > > HUGE photoshop bullshit. > > I’m just sayin. Obviously. Still, gives one something of a woody doesn’t she ? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/8 "2008-12-13T05:25:35Z")
I dunno…she looks board. ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/9 "2008-12-13T05:34:58Z")
I get sycamore I look at it. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/10 "2008-12-13T08:06:44Z")
> [@horsetech](#): > > I get sycamore I look at it. Yes, but take the picture away and you’ll pine for it. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/11 "2008-12-13T09:01:40Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > I dunno…she looks board. Now that you mention it, she looks in fact very much like a witch. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/12 "2008-12-13T15:26:31Z")
> [@chacoguy420](#): > > HUGE photoshop bullshit. I’ve seen this pic before. I think it’s body painting, not photoshop. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/13 "2008-12-13T16:35:52Z")
Nice knobs. To me, it looks like a 3D model of a woman, textured with the original shot of the tree, rendered with matched lighting, then composited back into the shot using PhotoShop. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/14 "2008-12-13T16:57:23Z")
Holy cow, it’s [Dryope](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dryope)! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/15 "2008-12-13T18:22:21Z")
What a fake. You can tell she had her branchs done. And she’s obviously not a natural birch. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/16 "2008-12-13T18:43:20Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Now that you mention it, she looks in fact very much like a witch. Witch hazel? ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/17 "2008-12-13T18:47:14Z")
Hmm. Word to the wise. Do not google, ‘‘the woman tree.’’ ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/18 "2008-12-13T18:50:03Z")
I guess she spruced up for the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/19 "2008-12-13T18:53:25Z")
and the boy was happy. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977/20 "2008-12-13T19:13:49Z")
Perhaps an Entwife? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woman-tree/476977.md?page=2)