I find myself pining for her affection. Yew betcha.
Sure, but what’s her stance on arbortion?
The link doesn’t work for me. Anyone got a mirror?
Well take a look at it, you’ll see.
Incidentally why am I in your sig?
In our town we have a tree that resembles a woman’s body reclining backwards. Every year the dedicated frat boys of the local college paint a bikini on her/it. It’s been going on at least twenty years.
Jeez, how much of a skin condition will some guys look past for a pair of extra firm breasts?
I wonder if she asks Pinnochio to tell her a bunch of lies.
Oh she’s fine with that.
It’s acorntion she has a problem with.
Tipper?
Makes me want to bust a nut.
Sure, just have a larch at her expense. You know she aspen trying to lead a normal life and then you just gum in and it’s just nothing but jokes. Her life’s been a living elm, you know that?
I honestly don’t know if she can teak much more.
Excellence.
I saw her.
It’s an Internet thing. Whenever anyone posts a picture of anything whatsoever, someone must within as short a time period as possible claim that it has been digitally edited, preferably using the word “photoshop” as a verb.
Winnar!!!
All these puns are really humorous. Knot!
Don’t be such a bough-breaker.
You’re all nuts.
I thought you meant this:
I’d nail her.