The woman tree

I find myself pining for her affection. Yew betcha.

Sure, but what’s her stance on arbortion?

The link doesn’t work for me. Anyone got a mirror?

Well take a look at it, you’ll see.

Incidentally why am I in your sig?

In our town we have a tree that resembles a woman’s body reclining backwards. Every year the dedicated frat boys of the local college paint a bikini on her/it. It’s been going on at least twenty years.

Jeez, how much of a skin condition will some guys look past for a pair of extra firm breasts?

I wonder if she asks Pinnochio to tell her a bunch of lies.

Oh she’s fine with that.

It’s acorntion she has a problem with.

Tipper?

Makes me want to bust a nut.

Sure, just have a larch at her expense. You know she aspen trying to lead a normal life and then you just gum in and it’s just nothing but jokes. Her life’s been a living elm, you know that?

I honestly don’t know if she can teak much more.

Excellence.

I saw her.

It’s an Internet thing. Whenever anyone posts a picture of anything whatsoever, someone must within as short a time period as possible claim that it has been digitally edited, preferably using the word “photoshop” as a verb.

Winnar!!!

All these puns are really humorous. Knot!

Don’t be such a bough-breaker.

You’re all nuts.

I thought you meant this:

http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/10cover_img/bob_totem2.jpg

I’d nail her.