# The Women of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428 "2000-06-05T11:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/21 "2000-06-06T18:36:58Z")
Whoops! _blushes down to her roots_ I’m sooooo sorry about that. _can’t believe she made that mistake_ I’ll go hide in my corner now and not come out until this is all forgotten. _goes to her corner and hides under her blanket in mortification_ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/22 "2000-06-06T18:42:42Z")
VB saunters over to the corner, and thwacks topaz square in her mortified pile! “That’ll larn ya!” “Say… You ain’t built bad yourself, babe!” Speaking of built: “Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Falcon! Where is ya hon?” ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/23 "2000-06-06T18:50:35Z")
Wiping banana cream pie off her face, as some of it drips down her lowcut top \, purplebear licks her lips \ and grabbing her pillow, sneaks up behind VB while he’s flirting with Topaze. _ **THWAAACKK** _!! Right upside his head, knocking him to the ground… BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA Haven’t you learned yet not to turn your back on me, my dear? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/24 "2000-06-06T18:53:16Z")
Turning around, she then hits kunilou from behind for belting her with the pie! Hehehehe! Hey, you can’t leave yet! Get back in here and finish what you started! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/25 "2000-06-06T18:58:43Z")
_Silo pulls out his firehose and hoses everyone down_ Techie, you tease. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/26 "2000-06-06T19:21:55Z")
_peeks from her flowered comforter at VB… uncovers herself and looks up at him_ You think so? _smiles… giggles at Purple… looks at Silo now soaked_ Hey hey hey I didn’t do anything _takes her spritz bottle from the fridge and chases after Silo with it_ ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/27 "2000-06-06T19:40:20Z")
Can anybody play? I brought my pillow… And I brought CHOCOLATE Oh… and Mr. Wally Sir… my dress is Black… Is that ok? 🙂 -Pandora ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/28 "2000-06-06T19:50:49Z")
Oh ooh! Can I join? I can breathe fire! And you know what they say about dragons with big feet- they have big shoes. ::Smacks Pandora with an oversized pillow:: Hit the new person! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/29 "2000-06-06T20:17:48Z")
VB sez: > [@](#): > > **Speaking of built: "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Falcon! Where is ya hon?"** You rang? _sneaking up and whapping VB over the head with a pillow from behind_ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/30 "2000-06-06T20:23:16Z")
rubbing the back of his head, admiring the pretty stars… Hey Falcon! howya doin’, babe? VB catches Falcon in the middle with a kingsized pillow; as she doubles over, he thwacks her on the back with the follow through! Heheheheheheh! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/31 "2000-06-06T20:34:58Z")
Grabbing her oversized pillow again, purplebear comes up behind red\_dragon and _ **THWACKS** _ him upside his head for picking on a newbie. Take _that_! Turning around quickly, she catches VB across his rumpus with her pillow for hitting Falcon twice in a row. Heheheheehe! I just _love_ pillow fights!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/32 "2000-06-06T20:38:39Z")
red\_dragon snatches up his pillow and thwaps purplebear in the legs, making hewr fall down like a house of cards. He pulls out a jar of honey. Now the party begins! ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/33 "2000-06-06T20:41:48Z")
_discards chasing Silo and jumps in the middle of the pillow fight and twaps VB and red\_dragon with one swing which spins herself around as well… pauses a moment blink dizzily_ Whoa… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/34 "2000-06-06T21:05:51Z")
Oww! Hey, the pie thing was a legitimate mistake on my part and I tried to apologize. But if you want a fight (Pulls out a giant bottle of honey and slings it at Purplebear, who is immediately covered in a thick goo of honey and feathers.) Nice top, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/35 "2000-06-06T21:39:13Z")
Suddenly finding herself on the floor and covered with honey from both red\_dragon and kunilou, purplebear sits up and tries to brush some of the feathers off her face. What was _that_ for? Okay, this means **WAR**! She gets up, slips down in the honey, and gets up again… \ and looks around for her pillows, or what’s left of them… Anybody got an extra pillow for me to use?? Please?? Suddenly noticing the state of her top, she stops to quickly adjust it to cover as much as it can, considering the state of gooeyness it’s in, and the rip on one side. \ :o ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/36 "2000-06-06T21:47:48Z")
Here PB… You can use both of my pillows… I’m busy fixing drinks… You know these men… Always need a cold one… ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/37 "2000-06-06T22:19:52Z")
Actually we like them hot… Oh! You meant the drinks! Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/38 "2000-06-06T22:40:58Z")
Red\_dragon stumbles up, and mustering all of his strength, executes a whirlwind attack with the pillow. At the end, TopazAntares lies with her head spinning on the floor. Then he dips his finger into the honey covering Purplebear. Mmmm, honey, he remarks, turning to Girlbysea. “green tea, cold. Shaken, not sti-” He manages almost to get out the cliche, when he whirls around just in time to be smacked by… ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/39 "2000-06-06T22:41:20Z")
Pausing for a moment of gallantry, VB helps Topaz and PB up, even though they’re covered in honey. “Hmmmm tastes pretty good! And the honey isn’t bad, either!;)” “Oh, GBS! It’s so good to see you! Yes, m’dear, a cold one would be good right now.” “Hey Falcon! Do you want a drink too?” \< BTW, _loved_ your picture! \> ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/40 "2000-06-06T22:55:08Z")
Thanks, GBS, for those! I’m sure they’ll come in handy… purplebear…running up behind red\_dragon, and _ **THWACKING** _ him with her new pillows, right upside his head, knocking him over.So, you like honey do you? She says with an evil grin, as she drips honey all over his face… Thank you, VB for helping me up again. Whew! \ So, you _like_ the honey, do you? 😉 oh! You meant… Oh! :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428.md?page=3)