# The Women of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428 "2000-06-05T11:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/61 "2000-06-07T13:04:42Z")
OK everyone… Coffee is on… But be very quiet… PB and VB are still asleep… ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/62 "2000-06-07T13:10:51Z")
Quiet is no fun!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/63 "2000-06-07T13:36:10Z")
::leaves to go get a pillow:: …to sit on, don’t get any ideas, my clothes are staying on, and no honey or feathers touch me, got it? unless you decide to get naked too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/64 "2000-06-07T13:43:23Z")
_gets herself a big mug of coffee and sips it as she keeps tickling… giggles waiting for the guys to notice and react_ This is fun and quiet is no fun. Loud is tons of fun. Hmm _considers popping in the BSB Millenium CD to blast the guys awake_ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/65 "2000-06-07T13:54:50Z")
Topaz, don’t you dare. I assure you, boy bands this early in the morning is apt to cause a full-on attack. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/66 "2000-06-07T14:03:57Z")
\ It’s no fair being armed if you don’t want to play… Now where did I leave that chocolate… hmmmm? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/67 "2000-06-07T14:22:43Z")
_laughs_ Okay Swimming I won’t do that. Just the thought of it though is interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/68 "2000-06-07T14:49:11Z")
VB stretches and yawns… “Hmmmmmmm…WHAT THE!!! **SHAVING CREAM!!!** ” "Oh well…may as well take advantage of it… Now where’s my razor?" VB walks toward the bathroom, singing softly to himself… “Shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always look keen!” “GBS hon, be a sweetie and pour me a cuppa; I don’t do coffee! Thanks love!” ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/69 "2000-06-07T14:52:01Z")
::rips pillow out of Pandoras hands:: thanx, i’ll be needing that to enjoy the entertainment ::promptly slams Pandora in the backside with pillow, smirks, and sits down again with cuppa joe:: nice Pandora, very nice 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/70 "2000-06-07T15:02:33Z")
Well, Soulsling… since you have stolen back your pillow, I guess I just have to sit here in front of you and lick the chocolate off my fingers (chocolate goes soooo well with coffee) ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/71 "2000-06-07T15:18:30Z")
:Yawning: Slowly getting to her feet and stretching her arms over her head, PB looks around to see who all is awake; and starts heading over in VB’s direction. She sees him headed for the bathroom, and turns towards Topaze and Pandora. picking up the pillow dpr so graciously gave her yesterday, she comes up behind them and :_ **THWACKS!** _ them across their behinds. Good morning ladies! Quickly moving over behind Swiddles, who is still distracted by watching the guys, and :_ **THWOMPS** _ her across her back, knocking her over \. dpr, my dear. It was just that I had so _much_ on me, that it couldn’t _help_ but drip off! As for the rest of my night: I did have pleasant dreams 😉 once I finally got to bed. And, never you mind what I did with the rest of my night! 😛 GBS, I’ll take a cuppa also, I absolutely _never_ do coffee! You’re such a sweetie, as always!🙂 Giggling to herself, PB then wanders over behind soulsling, who is busy ogling Pandora, and _ **THWACKS** _ him upside his head! G’mornin’ to you too, soul! Now, where’d VB go… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/72 "2000-06-07T15:20:47Z")
Yipes! _jumps when she gets whapped across the bottom_ Heeeey _finds her spritz bottle and spritzs Purple a few times with the cool water_ Take that! And that! ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/73 "2000-06-07T15:43:08Z")
VB steps out of the bathroom. “Whew! Someone light a match!” Freshly planed off, he slips up behind PB and delivers a resounding swat to her bottom while she blinks Topaz’s spritz water out of her eyes. “Sorry babe, couldn’t find my pillow!” ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/74 "2000-06-07T15:52:06Z")
Taking advantage of PB’s moment of distraction (with VB and Topaz, who wouldn’t be distracted…) \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/75 "2000-06-07T15:55:45Z")
_whispers to PB to keep VB occupied_ Oh Vestal hon… _THWACK!_ Gotcha! Not nice to mess with a busty redhead. We’ll getcha back. _evil grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/76 "2000-06-07T16:11:09Z")
:: Looks into room, shakes head and slowly backs out:: No way do I want any part of this. Certian body parts still sting from naked pillow fight/ pepper sauce/cinnomon fight. ::turns and flees:: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/77 "2000-06-07T17:06:22Z")
Oh no you don’t, Lioness! “HEY EVERYONE! LIONESS IS HERE!” VB ducks as a plethora of plump pillows pummels our puissant pussycat! ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/78 "2000-06-07T17:11:30Z")
::goes to get another pillow to sit on, brings back an umbrella, sits down and starts licking his fingers…:: ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/79 "2000-06-07T17:12:05Z")
VB steps into the ambush planned by red\_dragon. He is assailed not once, not twice, but three times by pillows. Shaking off the grogginess and the feeling of too much tea imbibed last night. “wow, that was a nice party. we are going to have one tonight, right?” Being the only guy in the room at this point that is conscious, he savors the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/80 "2000-06-07T17:22:55Z")
VB shakes off the groggies, and looking around sees _two_ Falcons! “GAHHHHH!” “OH! Phew! Double-vision!” He’s not sure he could handle so much red-headed bustiness, but just to make sure, he aims his pillow between the two of-em: “Stee-rike! Gotcha! Bwahahahhahaha!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428.md?page=5)