# The Women of the Straight Dope **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428 "2000-06-05T11:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/101 "2000-06-07T23:22:06Z")
VB whacks the drool off of Purplebears’ chin, and then settles down to watch Pandora sleep, her upper lip pooching out so cutely, and plots revenge for the morning… ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/102 "2000-06-07T23:38:53Z")
ooooooohhhhhhhh VB!!! PB is looking for you. In the mean time, will you give me some more advise on the house?? How about paint. Now what is the… oh never mind, we’ll talk later… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/103 "2000-06-08T00:16:43Z")
Thanks for the honey, Pandora, but it’s just not the same, you know. Leaning over to set it down, she is suddenly whacked across the mouth, and falls back into the pillows again. Then, while VB’s back is turned, watching Pandora sleep, pbear reaches down for one of the pillows, finding a really hard one, and _ **THWUMPS** _ him upside his head, making him fall down onto the pillows between Pandora and pbear. Turn your back on _ME_, willja!! Hi, GBS! Come sit down with me and let’s chat a while, seems like everyone else left again! ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/104 "2000-06-08T00:56:58Z")
Let’s run out to dinner. We’ll be back before they even know we were gone… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/105 "2000-06-08T02:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _sigh_ > \ > > damn… I have GOT to get a computer at home > > _sigh_ > > nighty night your pillow **pandora** , where the heck did my pillows go, and how am i gonna get all this chocolate and whipped cream off of me now, where’s the showers,… somebody know how i get out of here? who turned out the lights… hey… anybody!? :::stubs toe:: ouch! damn walls in the way… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/106 "2000-06-08T02:21:04Z")
_Bursts in_ What in GOD’S NAME are you doing!!! It’s a school night and your mother and I are trying to sleep! Now get to bed, turn the lights out and I don’t want to hear another peep!!! _Gives a cold stare and walks out_ ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/107 "2000-06-08T02:22:39Z")
Soulsling, payback. red\_dragon whaps him with a large but moderately soft object. He chuckles as it bowls soulsling over. PB, thanks for the help. Now, red moves on to vogue. He won’t be leaving without a fight. He grabs one of Katt’s water balloons and pegs vogue square on the chest. Ahh, youthful rebellion. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/108 "2000-06-08T12:37:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > your pillow **pandora** , where the heck did my pillows go, and how am i gonna get all this chocolate and whipped cream off of me now, where’s the showers,… > somebody know how i get out of here? who turned out the lights… > hey… anybody!? > > :::stubs toe:: > ouch! > > damn walls in the way… :mad: > \*\* \ Oh… and Soulsling darling… I never said that I was the original owner of these pillows… Just that they are mine now (possession is 9/10ths of the law you know 🙂 ) Anyway… I never said I wouldn’t share… you didn’t ask \ ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/109 "2000-06-08T13:26:26Z")
yeah yeah… i’ve got a nurse to wound, i mean a wound to nurse, be right back… ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/110 "2000-06-08T13:42:55Z")
\ eeeewwwww… the floor’s all sticky… Maybe some more of those water balloons might solve that \ ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/111 "2000-06-08T13:53:57Z")
“Next time, keep dominatrix costume fantasies in the bedroom,” she mutters to herself. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/112 "2000-06-08T14:01:32Z")
_wanders in slightly damp from her hot shower getting all the honey, feathers and chocolate off and she wrinkles her nose at the way her bare feet stick to the ground_ Eeewie _hears soulsling looking for the showers_ They’re that-a-way _points in the direction she came from_ There might not be much hot water left though. _when Occam walks in the water bucket falls on him from where it was set up over the door and she tosses flour on him_ Hmmm coffee again. You guys are gonna get me addicted again. _doesn’t have coffee much irl just cuz she doesn’t have a proper coffee pot and is too lazy to put the kettle on for instant which doesn’t taste the same_ ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/113 "2000-06-08T14:46:06Z")
ooohh… showers… nobody told me there were showers!!! \ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/114 "2000-06-08T14:54:00Z")
My God! Look what you’ve done to my thread! Who’s going to clean this mess up? Look at this place! It’s a hound’s breakfast! Do you have _anything_ to say in your defence? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/115 "2000-06-08T15:12:51Z")
> [@](#): > > Do you have _anything_ to say in your defence? _blinks innocently at Wally_ But we were having fun. ---
**Author:** ![Pandora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eada6e/32.png) [@Pandora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pandora)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/116 "2000-06-08T15:18:39Z")
but Mr. Wally sir… those fancy dresses got uncomfortable… and then, once the honey got spilled… and I don’t know where the pillows came from… but but oh heck… \ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428/117 "2000-06-09T04:35:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Do you have _anything_ to say in your defence? > \*\* :Points behind Wally: “Hey, Wally, isn’t that Amy dressed in that horrible get up? With a half dozen BIKERS??” :Gestures to everyone else to get the hell out of there. Runs: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-women-of-the-straight-dope/21428.md?page=5)