# The "Woot!" ahem aQUARium sale. . . yeah, that's it. . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2014, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758 "2014-04-23T11:48:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/1 "2014-04-23T11:48:08Z")
I just thought this was so blatant and hilarious I had to share it. > **[16-Inch Leaf Bowl Trimmer](https://tools.woot.com/offers/16-inch-leaf-bowl-trimmer-1?ref=cnt_wp_1_52)** > > 16-Inch Leaf Bowl Trimmer As an actual aquarium keeper, I was kinda excited to see Woot! getting into aquarium supplies. I really want a good LED light for my 100gal, and some of the other items were interesting too. I copied the URL and started to add it to my favorite aquarium geek message site for others to grab some good deals. Except, wait, exhaust venting?? Why would we need that?!? And what’s up with the salad spinner? Wait, leaf? bowl? trimmer? What does that do. . . Oh! :smack:…:eek:…:o ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/2 "2014-04-23T14:20:21Z")
I could never imagine that this is even a thing. Freaking potheads. They will do ANYTHING to get wasted. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/3 "2014-04-23T15:00:24Z")
So that is how the pro’s (or at least top amateurs) do it. See it in [action](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD1mFoEFOSQ)! ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/4 "2014-04-24T02:17:06Z")
Pffft. Narc. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/5 "2014-04-24T02:31:39Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > I just thought this was so blatant and hilarious I had to share it. > > [16-Inch Leaf Bowl Trimmer](http://tools.woot.com/offers/16-inch-leaf-bowl-trimmer-1?ref=cnt_wp_1_52) > > As an actual aquarium keeper, I was kinda excited to see Woot! getting into aquarium supplies. I really want a good LED light for my 100gal, and some of the other items were interesting too. I copied the URL and started to add it to my favorite aquarium geek message site for others to grab some good deals. > > Except, wait, exhaust venting?? Why would we need that?!? And what’s up with the salad spinner? Wait, leaf? bowl? trimmer? What does that do. . . > > Oh! > > :smack:…:eek:…:o There’s a lot of overlap between hydroponic gardening, aquarium lighting and pot growing equipment, especially the lighting. But a leaf bowl trimmer? Pretty sure that’s a unitasker. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-woot-ahem-aquarium-sale-yeah-thats-it/686758/6 "2014-04-24T20:52:04Z")
It harnesses the power of THIRTY SCISSORS!