# The word "fuck" is not against the rulrs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707>\
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**Created:** [May 17, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707 "2010-05-17T01:51:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/141 "2010-05-20T16:29:38Z")

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> [@MTCicero](#):
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> Not to be too much of a phallus, but if there’s no “arguing”, what’s the fucking point of a having a message board in the first place? And, really, (though this is a whole separate topic) why is much moderation needed on the SDMB in the first place? I mean, snark aside, the board’s posters, in aggregate, are a fairly intelligent, composed lot. Why not just focus your attention (“you” meaning the mods) on the most obvious examples of assfacery (soliciting, posting links to porn, etc.), and acknowledge that the majority of us are reasonable adults, and that while we may get snippy from time to time, that that’s what gives the threads character, and largely stay out of our way? Why do we have to be policed by people who, at times, act like, well, fucking cops?

Heh, you must be new here. As I could have sworn I’ve read this argument at least once every 6months.

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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/142 "2010-05-20T16:35:37Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> Heh, you must be new here. As I could have sworn I’ve read this argument at least once every 6months.

So, tell me what’s inherently wrong with the argument? And saying “the owner(s) of the boards want it that way” holds no water. I’m looking for the answer to the bigger question of “Why”? I mean, at the very least, it would make the mods’ jobs easier. My guess is, though, that none of the mods will come forth with a reasoned answer as to why it isn’t this way. Because, you know, it makes them feel like more of an authority if they can say “Because that’s just the way it is”, or “Because I say so. Nyaah.”

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/143 "2010-05-20T16:44:30Z")

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There is no answer, n00b.

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**Author:** ![padabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@padabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/padabe)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/144 "2010-05-20T16:46:11Z")

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> [@MTCicero](#):
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> So, tell me what’s inherently wrong with the argument? And saying “the owner(s) of the boards want it that way” holds no water. I’m looking for the answer to the bigger question of “Why”? I mean, at the very least, it would make the mods’ jobs easier. My guess is, though, that none of the mods will come forth with a reasoned answer as to why it isn’t this way. Because, you know, it makes them feel like more of an authority if they can say “Because that’s just the way it is”, or “Because I say so. Nyaah.”

This is a good premise for a thread in its own right–I’m not sure how many people are still reading this one beyond us hopeless rubberneckers. I’d start a thread myself, but I don’t have the time at the moment.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Poster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Happy\_Poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Poster)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/145 "2010-05-20T17:36:02Z")

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> [@padabe](#):
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> This is a good premise for a thread in its own right–I’m not sure how many people are still reading this one beyond us hopeless rubberneckers. I’d start a thread myself, but I don’t have the time at the moment.

Occupational hazard, bro!

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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/146 "2010-05-20T17:42:24Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> There is no answer, n00b.

Thanks for that.

But would you care to enlighten me as to _why_ there’s no “Why”?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/147 "2010-05-20T17:56:30Z")

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> [@MTCicero](#):
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> Not to be too much of a phallus, but if there’s no “arguing”, what’s the fucking point of a having a message board in the first place? And, really, (though this is a whole separate topic) why is much moderation needed on the SDMB in the first place? I mean, snark aside, the board’s posters, in aggregate, are a fairly intelligent, composed lot. Why not just focus your attention (“you” meaning the mods) on the most obvious examples of assfacery (soliciting, posting links to porn, etc.), and acknowledge that the majority of us are reasonable adults, and that while we may get snippy from time to time, that that’s what gives the threads character, and largely stay out of our way? Why do we have to be policed by people who, at times, act like, well, fucking cops?

I’ll use an analogy - imagine the Straight Dope as a huge highway, going in many different directions with many off and on ramps, etc. Most posters if left to their own devices would drive with the flow of traffic and cause no trouble. Then you get the occasional poster who would take advantage of the lack of traffic cops (mods) to drive wherever they wanted, cutting across traffic, creating traffic jams and pile-ups. The ability of a few assholes to ruin everything for everyone is not to be underestimated.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/148 "2010-05-20T18:19:54Z")

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> [@MTCicero](#):
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> Thanks for that.
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> But would you care to enlighten me as to _why_ there’s no “Why”?

That was my way of saying this question has been asked and unanswered enough times for me to to know that there will never be a sufficient response, and you will not be the Golden Doper to get that much-sought response.

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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/149 "2010-05-20T18:23:29Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> That was my way of saying this question has been asked and unanswered enough times for me to to know that there will never be a sufficient response, and you will not be the Golden Doper to get that much-sought response.

Well, fuck.

I wanted to be the Golden Doper.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/150 "2010-05-20T18:33:44Z")

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> [@MTCicero](#):
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> Well, fuck.
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> I wanted to be the Golden Doper.

Too bad – _I_ am the Golden Doper, worm. BOW BEFORE ME!!!

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/151 "2010-05-20T23:52:54Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Too bad – _I_ am the Golden Doper, worm. BOW BEFORE ME!!!

I always thought that **Eve** was the Golden doper. 😛

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/152 "2010-05-21T00:14:34Z")

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I feel a title change coming on…

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/153 "2010-05-21T09:02:21Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Too bad – _I_ am the Golden Doper, worm. BOW BEFORE ME!!!

And shit… 😃

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/154 "2010-05-21T09:07:13Z")

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Are the rulrs metric or imperial?

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/155 "2010-05-21T09:14:49Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Are the rulrs metric or imperial?

Neither. We are trying out a new standard. Do you like it? Its called the “and shit”… 😃

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/156 "2010-05-21T09:24:41Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> Neither. We are trying out a new standard. Do you like it? Its called the “and shit”… 😃

Yeah, it’s just super.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/157 "2010-05-21T09:32:14Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Yeah, it’s just super.

The proper term is not “super”, it’s “uber”. Get with the program, here, dude!

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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/158 "2010-05-21T12:27:38Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> The proper term is not “super”, it’s “uber”. Get with the program, here, dude!

I would think it would be über. Because _how_ could you leave off the umlaut?

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/159 "2010-05-21T14:32:59Z")

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154 posts before we got the rulrs joke? Impressive.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-word-fuck-is-not-against-the-rulrs/539707/160 "2010-05-21T15:32:25Z")

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> [@Cheshire\_Human](#):
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> The proper term is not “super”, it’s “uber”. Get with the program, here, dude!

Whoosh, and shit.

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