# The world's first Jet Powered Beer Cooler!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 13, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435 "2002-04-13T14:17:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/1 "2002-04-13T14:17:38Z")

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I saw the post about the ascii animated Star Wars movie and remembered that this brilliant invention was tucked away at the same site.

[Jet Powered Beer Cooler](http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/)

This guy has quite a bit of freetime, no?

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### Author: ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/2 "2002-04-13T14:28:11Z")

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Who ever said the desire to tinker and drink was useless? You can further modify the equipment to grill a hamburger at the same time as it’s chilling your beer!

I don’t suppose we could substitute this for the Newell Shredder that **Ginger** won’t let **Dave** buy?

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### Author: ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/3 "2002-04-13T14:48:20Z")

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Sell it to the cops and you have an all-in-one crowd control/burger broiler/beer cooler.

It’s all about the marketing!

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### Author: ![MarkyDeSade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@MarkyDeSade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkyDeSade)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/4 "2002-04-13T14:58:02Z")

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Sell it to the cops and you have an all-in-one crowd control/burger broiler/beer cooler.

It’s all about the marketing!

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### Author: ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/5 "2002-04-13T16:32:46Z")

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I just can’t wait until I get my own garage…

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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### Author: ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [April 13, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-first-jet-powered-beer-cooler/103435/6 "2002-04-13T18:44:55Z")

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Kiwis. hmmmmmmmmm. A weird lot. 😃  
(Runs like hell from **Ice Wolf** )  
Good to see this site again though.

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> If I ever do get a car it will be something to tinker with and be small, old and British. Just like my mum.

I _like_ this guy.