# The World's Worst Sandwiches (a partial list) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432 "2001-03-10T07:14:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![5CentCigar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/ea5d25/32.png) [@5CentCigar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5CentCigar)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/1 "2001-03-10T07:14:40Z")
FROM THE JUDGES: All entries will be served on white Wonder Bread (lightly toasted over a burning tire) unless otherwise noted. Bologna and lime Jello. Sliced Twinkies and artichoke hearts. (ketchup optional) Sardines with chocolate sauce. Open-faced fried egg with raw oysters Tapioca pudding and onion rings on Pumpernickel Peanut Butter and Spam Raw ground beef and Froot Loops Mashed potatoes and strawberry jam with Dijon mustard. and finally, Haggis, Lettuce and Turnip your contributions welcome, W.W.S. advisory board ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/2 "2001-03-10T07:23:01Z")
I think it’s quite hard to pass up: Peanut Butter & Monkey Brains yum yum! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/3 "2001-03-10T07:36:15Z")
My grandmother _loves_ peanutbutter and tomatoes. Yuk. I love tomatoes, and I love peanutbutter, but often mixing two good things is not a good idea. Blegh. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/4 "2001-03-10T07:38:27Z")
I’m partial to tuna, sour cream and onion potato chips, provolone cheese, peanut butter and honey on a sub roll. What? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/5 "2001-03-10T07:50:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5CentCigar \* > \*\*\ > Mashed potatoes and strawberry jam with Dijon mustard. > \ > \*\* Hey, now…I don’t recall authorising this… Anybody up for a fistful o’ tongue-n-tripe? Vegemite on the side? Lutefisk and marmalade? Anybody? ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/6 "2001-03-10T17:02:21Z")
OK!! Who’s the one that took my cookbook?? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/7 "2001-03-10T17:34:19Z")
ok, this needs a little prep: 1. get 30-40 chickens form the really cheap industrial food pantry in your local metropolitan area. the older and nastier, the better. 2. in a church commercial kitchen boil 50Gal tanks and throw chickens in - NO seasoning!!! 3. when fully cooked, remove and drain. 4. use meat for various casserole dishes to feed homeless, church members, hated enemies, etc. 5. take (now congealed and cold) chicken skin and give to children of Church members to have as a TREAT!! (yes, they called it a treat!) 6. place on stale government wonder bread type substance [thius is technically a violation of the OP as Wonder bread is a far superior product to this sawdusty, chewy and unevenly ground wheat(I presume) substance] 7. add two part govt margarine. (what? you’ve never seen the industrial grade margarine you have to mix like epoxy that the govt uses for its mass feeding programs?) poor you…not 8. eat and chase with the 1 ounce liquid little creamers that you steal from the coffee area. Sad but true part of my childhood…and people wonder why I am so obsessed with having good food and plenty of it at all times… ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/8 "2001-03-10T18:07:18Z")
I once made a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich to see what it tasted like. Answer: death. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/9 "2001-03-10T18:14:49Z")
In the sounds-horrible-but-is-actually-quite-decent category, I once made myself a **pork loin and baba ghannouj** sandwich. Very pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/10 "2001-03-10T22:21:04Z")
In an Archie comic Archie asks Jughead what he is eating. He answers, “An oatmeal sandwich.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/11 "2001-03-10T22:31:13Z")
**liverwurst & marshmellow cream** ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/12 "2001-03-10T23:08:41Z")
“I spent 10 whole days in Jerusalem… And all I ate was olives Lots of olives Mountains of olives Olives on sandwiches It was a good 10 days. I like olives!” ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/13 "2001-03-10T23:21:44Z")
Matt - that sounds wonderful! I love baba ghanouj and it would be great with pork loin. Not to mention the irony… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/14 "2001-03-10T23:30:33Z")
Peanut butter and KY Jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/15 "2001-03-11T00:01:45Z")
When I was a kid, I once made a sandwich with peanut butter, grape jelly, ham, baloney, salami, liverwurst, fake American cheese and butter on white bread. I don’t remember what it tasted like, but I did eat the whole sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/16 "2001-03-11T00:09:38Z")
Chitlins and jelly on rye. Sardines and cool whip. Marshmallow fluff and tuna. ---
**Author:** ![fenrir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/43a26b/32.png) [@fenrir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fenrir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/17 "2001-03-11T00:50:21Z")
A guy i use to work with loved penut butter and tuna with munster cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/18 "2001-03-11T01:19:56Z")
Once in home ec class, we made tinned pea sandwiches. They were really vile. We also made Brown Stew which is beyond vile… ---
**Author:** ![5CentCigar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/ea5d25/32.png) [@5CentCigar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5CentCigar)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/19 "2001-03-11T06:48:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Peanut butter and KY Jelly. \*\* This would stick to the roof of your…? In my youth I was partial to peanut butter and bologna sandwiches. Not sure if this is gross or not. ---
**Author:** ![City\_Gent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@City\_Gent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/City_Gent)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432/20 "2001-03-11T07:06:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fenrir \* > \*\*A guy i use to work with loved penut butter and tuna with munster cheese. \*\* I didn’t know Herman, Lily, Grampa and the gang were in the cheese business, but it sounds pretty gross. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worlds-worst-sandwiches-a-partial-list/57432.md?page=2)