# The WORST films ever made ?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 25, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-films-ever-made/59373 "2001-03-25T01:52:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-films-ever-made/59373/41 "2001-03-26T21:53:30Z")

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My only nomination:

Mystery Men

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-films-ever-made/59373/42 "2001-03-27T03:05:42Z")

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Yeah, _Mystery Men_ was pretty bad. I liked the idea - people with not so “super” powers becoming caped crusaders - but it fell flat.

_Reggie’s Prayer_ produced by Reggie White (yes the football player) was horrid, but what can you expect.

The fact the _Titanic_, _Blair Witch Project_, and _Exorcist III_ made the list while _Romie and Michelle’s High School Reunion_ didn’t pretty much tells me to give no credance to the list at all. (I own _Exorcist III_ because I like it. One of the scarier movies out there, IMHO. The conversations between Kinderman and the Gemini are both humorous and disturbing at the same time.)

The list names too many movies that people like to rip on but aren’t all that horrid, while ignoring some that are much, much worse.

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**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-films-ever-made/59373/43 "2001-03-27T22:35:17Z")

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**Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins** 1985  
I just finished watching this and am busy thanking whatever sixth sense prompted me to video it -

Fred Ward is an NYPD cop who ‘dies’ on the job, is ressurected by a shadowy crimefighting organisation who then have to alter his face for security reasons - actually they just shave off his ridiculous Bandito mustache. Which in itself is bizarre considering each time we meet another member of this underworld organisation (there’s only four of 'em, including our Fred) they’re guaranteed to have evermore ludicrous facial-hair attachments.

Cue Cabaret’s Joel Grey in full-on Mr Miyagi mode as an inscrutable oriental-type training OurHero to be the ultimate fighting machine, and Captain Janeway as the love interest wandering about in heels, military uniform and too much lipgloss (no real change there then).

Nearly as bad as Beastmaster III - you mean you didn’t know there were _two_ sequels? For shame.

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