# The worst of the worst (SDMB version)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693 "2016-04-20T00:54:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/121 "2016-04-21T13:51:37Z")

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Yeah, holy crap, I had no idea we had an out-and-proud Nazi on our boards. His one virtue is that he normally shuts the fuck up, but he’s apparently off that wagon.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/122 "2016-04-21T13:59:31Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Yeah, holy crap, I had no idea we had an out-and-proud Nazi on our boards. His one virtue is that he normally shuts the fuck up, but he’s apparently off that wagon.

Hey, this board wouldn’t be complete without at least one Nazi, would it?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/123 "2016-04-21T14:20:30Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Hey, this board wouldn’t be complete without at least one Nazi, would it?

Isn’t that like saying a basket of assorted apples wouldn’t be complete without at least one rotten apple? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/124 "2016-04-21T14:28:42Z")

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If we had just one Nazi, that would be fine. But we seem to have a gaggle of them.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/125 "2016-04-21T14:32:53Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> If we had just one Nazi, that would be fine. But we seem to have a gaggle of them.

Now, now, all that stuff about Moderator jackboots is just a figure of speech.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/126 "2016-04-21T14:36:38Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> If we had just one Nazi, that would be fine. But we seem to have a gaggle of them.

“Gaggle” does seem to go with “goosestep”, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/127 "2016-04-21T14:39:05Z")

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Is “gaggle” the proper collective noun for Nazis? “Gaggle” is for geese.

How about “a jackboot of Nazis”?

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/128 "2016-04-21T14:39:08Z")

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Did I miss **dalej42** on the list somewhere? Since he got a topic ban I haven’t seen him around as much anymore, but whenever he posts he lowers the level of discourse in the thread.

Yeah, and handsomeharry is a real piece of work.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/129 "2016-04-21T14:47:04Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Is “gaggle” the proper collective noun for Nazis? “Gaggle” is for geese.
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> How about “a jackboot of Nazis”?

A concentration of Nazis.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/130 "2016-04-21T14:49:42Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> A concentration of Nazis.

Too campy.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/131 "2016-04-21T14:54:26Z")

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A surprise of Nazis, because you did Nazi that coming.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/132 "2016-04-21T14:59:51Z")

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Now that **handy** is gone, no one poster contributes the least amount of actual substance, yet has a dizzyingly large post count, as **ElvisLives**. His signal to noise ratio is insanely low, yet he’s so delusional that he actually thinks he’s contributing.

And what is super-frustrating is that he and I are kinda on the same side of the political spectrum. So whenever I try to engage someone in an actual debate, with like facts and law and stuff, he pops in, spouts nonsense, and makes liberals look like gibbering idiots. And, because it’s a ton easier to shoot fish in a barrell, those of the more conservative bent will engage him, rather than deal with the actual issues. So any potential debate turns into a “pay attention to me!” fest of idiotic namecalling, substanceless rhetoric, and sad attempts at humor. So I’d take Shodan, Starving Artist, or even Bricker, over him anyday. At least they contribute something, even if it is just an occasional bon mot, a paper tube meme, or pedantic, legalistic wrangling covered by a sheen of smug superiority.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/133 "2016-04-21T15:09:20Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Now that **handy** is gone, no one poster contributes the least amount of actual substance, yet has a dizzyingly large post count, as **ElvisLives**. His signal to noise ratio is insanely low, yet he’s so delusional that he actually thinks he’s contributing.

Oh yeah. Hell yeah. He’s hands-down the most embarrassing liberal on the board.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/134 "2016-04-21T15:18:18Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Oh yeah. Hell yeah. He’s hands-down the most embarrassing liberal on the board.

Damn! I actually thought I had a shot at that one. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/135 "2016-04-21T15:21:47Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Damn! I actually thought I had a shot at that one. :mad:

Bush league.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/136 "2016-04-21T15:27:58Z")

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Getting back to Nazis for a moment, I believe the formal collective term would be a putsch of Nazis, as in “I wrote a brilliant post but a putsch of goddam thread-shitting grammar Nazis showed up and mocked my sentence structure”. But if there are an awful lot of them then what you’ve got is a veritable heil of Nazis, sometimes incorrectly described as a heil of a lot of Nazis. In the original language, of course, it has always been a Freundschaftsbezeigungen of Nazis.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/137 "2016-04-21T15:38:42Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Getting back to Nazis for a moment, I believe the formal collective term would be a putsch of Nazis, as in “I wrote a brilliant post but a putsch of goddam thread-shitting grammar Nazis showed up and mocked my sentence structure”. But if there are an awful lot of them then what you’ve got is a veritable heil of Nazis, sometimes incorrectly described as a heil of a lot of Nazis. In the original language, of course, it has always been a Freundschaftsbezeigungen of Nazis.

“Demonstrations of Friendship”? For Nazis?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/138 "2016-04-21T15:45:08Z")

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Don’t be a putsch. Obviously if you have a bunch of Nazis hanging out together they must be friends. They just didn’t like anybody else. Geez, tough crowd tonight.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/139 "2016-04-21T15:52:34Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Don’t be a putsch. Obviously if you have a bunch of Nazis hanging out together they must be friends. They just didn’t like anybody else. Geez, tough crowd tonight.

Hey, dude. You putsch me, I putsch you right back.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/140 "2016-04-21T16:06:54Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Don’t be a putsch. Obviously if you have a bunch of Nazis hanging out together they must be friends. They just didn’t like anybody else. Geez, tough crowd tonight.

But you need something that’s specific to Nazis. Any group that’s hanging out together is friends.

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