# The worst of the worst (SDMB version)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693 "2016-04-20T00:54:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/141 "2016-04-21T16:41:51Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> But you need something that’s specific to Nazis.

A godwin of Nazis?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/142 "2016-04-21T17:01:51Z")

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A blitzkrieg of Nazis.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/143 "2016-04-23T02:11:26Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> But you need something that’s specific to Nazis. Any group that’s hanging out together is friends.

You’re beginning to annoy me. It’s a lot like when Inga says of the Frankenstein monster, “he vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker”. Sometimes German is just funny. Don’t overanalyze it, you small-schwanzschtückered schweinhund. Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I gave you a putsch of Nazis and a heil of Nazis and now I blow my nose at you and all your silly German kanitpicking.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/144 "2016-04-23T02:17:43Z")

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Nazis goose-step. Therefore it’s obviously a gaggle of Nazis. It’s fucking science, people.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/145 "2016-04-23T02:24:23Z")

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“Graveyard” works for me.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/146 "2016-04-23T02:30:28Z")

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This collective-noun problem is quite the puzzle.

A regular Gordian Nazi…

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/147 "2016-04-23T02:32:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> This collective-noun problem is quite the puzzle.
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> A regular Gordian Nazi…

I dunno, since '45 we use knots to \*solve \*the Nazi problem.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/148 "2016-04-23T06:19:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …A regular Gordian Nazi…

You want outages? This is how you get outages, you know.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/149 "2016-04-23T10:37:23Z")

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> [@leftfield6](#):
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> Did I miss **dalej42** on the list somewhere? Since he got a topic ban I haven’t seen him around as much anymore, but whenever he posts he lowers the level of discourse in the thread.
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> Yeah, and handsomeharry is a real piece of work.

If dalej42 posted more (God forbid), he’d definitely qualify. Post-gag order, he probably sits in some dark corner muttering “gold digging slut.”

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/150 "2016-04-23T15:48:51Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Post 11.  
> We need **Zeldar** to get in here and make a list.

What’s wrong with Zeldar?

Edit: Derp. Nevermind.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/151 "2016-04-23T15:49:39Z")

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> [@Ephemera](#):
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> What’s wrong with Zeldar?

Would you like a list?

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/152 "2016-04-23T16:11:08Z")

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From a two-year-old thread which just got resurrected, **aceplace** goes on and on how it’s fine for 7th grade girls’ breasts to be commented on by their fathers’ friends.

> [@Kate Upton: Such a problem you have](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kate-upton-such-a-problem-you-have/686048/9):
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> Comparing a girl to Dolly Parton used to be considered a compliment. Now its sexual harassment. Welcome to the new politically correct world.

Later he claims that he meant 15-year-olds, as if those two years meant that his fucking creepy behavior would somehow be acceptable.

Troll, idiot or asshole? Does it matter?

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/153 "2016-04-23T16:24:40Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> … idiot or asshole? Does it matter?

[Can’t it be both?](https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/43193710.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-of-the-worst-sdmb-version/752693/154 "2016-04-24T21:29:22Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Would you like a list?

Now, this is funny.

You Sir, are a genius.

I don’t care that people say you smell like Christmas Trees. You are a True Gentleman.

To the rest of you peeps, you know that I love you, right?

Especially your butts!  
Call your loved ones. They love you and they miss you.

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