Jeez, I had no idea some of my own disasters were so common!
Pregnant? Check. Me, about 7 months along with my first, and my then-husband. Just east of Cullman, Alabama. Middle of the night (of course!) on a weekend (of course!) The clutch went out on the Nissan, and my husband made me get out of the car and push while he steered to the shoulder. (There’s a reason he’s my EX husband!) Tow truck turned out to be an old F100 with some logging chains. (After spending most of Sunday learning that no one in or near Cullman had parts to repair it, a very nice tow truck driver - who happened to be from Crane Hill, Alabama - towed us home to Rome, Georgia, for $125. And he even let us go to the ATM in Rome before being paid, because we didn’t have the cash with us. As it happens, I have family friends in Crane Hill, Alabama, so “old home week” ensued during the drive.)
Out of gas? Around 2004 or 2005, I had to go to the bank before I could afford to put gas in the car. I had just cashed that check, and was driving the three blocks to the nearest gas station. Naturally, I hit a red light next to the court house… and the car died. I could see the gas station right across the intersection, for pity’s sake! (Gas was $4.289 per gallon that day.) And I had my kids with me - ages ~ six and three at the time. Happily, a nice deputy pulled up behind me and made his two prisoner transportees push the car into a parking space, and then he went and brought me a gallon of gas. Thanks deputy! (And prisoners!)
On a date? My first story happened on a first date. It was his car. I was driving it to get my own car, after he had been arrested for a bench warrant for a traffic violation! So there I was, trying to go get him out of jail, and I wreck his car, then I got arrested on suspicion of DUI (I was hyperventilating after the wreck - couldn’t blow the breathalyzer. Of course, I had just lived one of my worst nightmares, and, when the car hit the bridge abutment, I was glad to be wearing my seatbelt - I hit the door hard enough to open the door, plus open up a nice gash on my ankle, and bruise my face, hip, and shoulder quite beautifully.) Eventually, my mother came to get me at one police station, at which point I asked whether we could go pick up my date at the county jail! It was epic! (And, it was a first date. We went out for several months after that. I figured he must be insane!)