# The worst sandwich you can think of that someone might actually eat.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 22, 2011, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-sandwich-you-can-think-of-that-someone-might-actually-eat/607045 "2011-12-22T04:43:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-sandwich-you-can-think-of-that-someone-might-actually-eat/607045/82 "2024-12-26T21:47:26Z")

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I haven’t tried it yet, but I’d use it as I’d use any other Spam: fried with eggs, fried or uncooked to make a sandwich, hell, musubi if I felt like it.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-sandwich-you-can-think-of-that-someone-might-actually-eat/607045/83 "2024-12-28T16:56:59Z")

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One last word on spam sandwiches; an online conversation with my daughter, telling her how I decided on what to make for dinner.

_Got to go, time to make dinner. It’s spamwiches tonight. That’s because earlier today the phone rang, then quit after one ring. I said to Mom ‘what do you want for dinner’. She thought I said ‘what was that phone call’ so replied ‘spam risk’ (the standard warning from robonomo). I thought she said spamwiches, so announced I could make that for dinner._

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Doesn’t take a whole lotta tomato to mush out a sandwich. Pass.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-sandwich-you-can-think-of-that-someone-might-actually-eat/607045/85 "2024-12-28T17:07:34Z")

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For me, a perfect sandwich has several slices of tomato, thinly sliced onion, salt and pepper on top.

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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-sandwich-you-can-think-of-that-someone-might-actually-eat/607045/86 "2024-12-28T17:10:26Z")

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> [@The\_Hamster\_King](#):
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> How about anchovies and limburger?

My dad was fond of sardines and onions on rye. I think he only did it because he knew he wouldn’t have to share.

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