# The worst squeeze of all. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 6, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956 "2012-04-06T00:24:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/1 "2012-04-06T00:24:21Z")
Ouch! Be sure to read the police report. :eek: That picture of the blue ball being squeezed is just evil. šŸ˜‰ > [@](#): > > Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and ā€œsqueezing as hard as she could.ā€ The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he ā€œwas in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.ā€ > > The victim recalled that Reber ā€œrefused to let go of his scrotum,ā€ but that he was ā€œfinally able to pry his scrotum from Reberā€™s handā€ after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital. > > A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and ā€œa long wide tear on his scrotum,ā€ which had been ā€œcompletely torn loose from his body.ā€ > **[Ex-Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123)** > > APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his ā€œon-again, off-againā€ girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the womanā€™s arrest on several criminal ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/2 "2012-04-06T00:27:57Z")
Ball Memorial Hospital indeedā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/3 "2012-04-06T00:33:38Z")
Duuuuude! Why you gotta post that? **goes to curl up in a corner** ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/4 "2012-04-06T02:41:40Z")
Takes the term ball-buster to a whole new level. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/5 "2012-04-06T05:10:58Z")
The URL does NOTHING to make me want to click itā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/6 "2012-04-06T06:03:43Z")
smoking gun is a popular crime reporting site. They always include the original police report to go along with their reported story. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/7 "2012-04-06T06:11:29Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > smoking gun is a popular crime reporting site. They always include the original police report to go along with their reported story. I think he was referring to the part of the URL that says ā€œIndiana scrotum horror.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/8 "2012-04-06T07:40:44Z")
I wonder if thereā€™s a civil suit here? Especially for potential infertility or even childbirth defects? An attack to the testicles like this could really screw up a guys equipment. If heā€™s even still producing sperm thereā€™s no telling how messed up they may be. Pain and suffering is another obvious big issue too. But, Iā€™d be a lot more concerned about the equipment still functioning. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/9 "2012-04-06T11:30:06Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > The URL does NOTHING to make me want to click itā€¦ Yeah, the Indiana Scrotum Horror really went downhill after album three. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/10 "2012-04-06T13:58:59Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > Yeah, the Indiana Scrotum Horror really went downhill after album three. They gave their producer the sack. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/11 "2012-04-06T14:00:30Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > They gave their producer the sack. šŸ˜ƒ Thatā€™s nuts. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/12 "2012-04-06T14:32:35Z")
Iā€™m sure the only reason they posted the hospital pic is so they could use the flagpole to make the name read, ā€œBall Meā€. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/13 "2012-04-06T14:43:39Z")
I think the woman took the concept of being his ā€œmain squeezeā€ a bit too far. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/14 "2012-04-06T14:50:08Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Iā€™m sure the only reason they posted the hospital pic is so they could use the flagpole to make the name read, ā€œBall Meā€. Something puzzles me. Shouldnā€™t he have been taken to Scrotum Memorial Hospital? ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-squeeze-of-all/617956/15 "2012-04-06T15:10:13Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Something puzzles me. Shouldnā€™t he have been taken to Scrotum Memorial Hospital? No - too far away. Getting him to the nearest hospital made a vas deferens in his prognosis.