# The worst way possible **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062 "2001-01-15T01:33:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/1 "2001-01-15T01:33:23Z")
We’ve all heard the expression. As in I want you in the worst way possible. So Ok \*WHAT is \* the worst way possible. I vote for Standing up in a hammock ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/2 "2001-01-15T01:37:05Z")
Alone. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/3 "2001-01-15T02:49:47Z")
I defer to Euty. However, WITH A PARTNER, it would be “standing up in a hammock-wearing roller skates!” ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/4 "2001-01-15T03:29:36Z")
Each of you standing in separate canoes.MTS ---
**Author:** ![nowalls99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e68b1a/32.png) [@nowalls99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nowalls99)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/5 "2001-01-15T04:28:05Z")
Unwilling, with a stranger of the same sex, in the back seat of a Volkswagen Beatle. ---
**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/6 "2001-01-15T04:44:48Z")
On a tight rope over a pit of hungry aligators perhaps ? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/7 "2001-01-15T04:51:05Z")
On an airplane wing wearing false noses and flippers. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/8 "2001-01-15T05:05:23Z")
Without passion, wishing you were with someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/9 "2001-01-15T05:46:16Z")
**evilbeth** wins, hands down. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/10 "2001-01-15T05:50:28Z")
A naked necrophiliac, coated in rancid motor oil, who–with his thursts–is furiously pushing an elderly, semi-fresh corpse that is trailing long gray ropes of guts that are being worried by a stray dog around the broken glass-covered asphalt of the parking lot of an abandoned YMCA while fireworks explode in the Fourth of July sky. God Bless America [sub]well, you asked for the Worst…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/11 "2001-01-15T06:01:47Z")
Trapped with their hands and feat imbedded in a block of concrete at the bottom of East River in New York wearing SCUBA gear with only 10 minutes of air remaining and you know there’s only 10 minutes of air remaining because you can see the timer. You can also see the huge cage of hungry electric eels trying to get at you and the timer on the door to the cage telling you it will open when you still have 2 minutes of air left… after eating a huge currey supper… I mean i can’t think of a worse way to possibly want someone, but they would have had to get me really, really mad if i wanted them that way. Some times i wonder just what the hell my mind is doing when i’m not paying attention… Upham ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/12 "2001-01-15T06:04:32Z")
And once again, someone beats me to the punch… Bloody timing… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/13 "2001-01-15T16:34:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Upham \* > \*\*Trapped with their hands and feat imbedded in a block of concrete at the bottom of East River in New York wearing SCUBA gear with only 10 minutes of air remaining and you know there’s only 10 minutes of air remaining because you can see the timer. You can also see the huge cage of hungry electric eels trying to get at you and the timer on the door to the cage telling you it will open when you still have 2 minutes of air left… after eating a huge currey supper… > Upham \*\* Wow you get 10 whole unterrupted minutes to have wild freaky scuba sex at the bottom of the river? Frankly, this excites me. Don’t worry about the eels, I have chunks of them in my stool every morning. (I have been dying to use that line) ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/14 "2001-01-15T18:43:58Z")
You think eels are bad, i’d tell you what i’ve been finding in mine… but who am i to hijack? I’ve always kinda thought hanging upside down out of an apple tree would be kind of an interesting way to get the job done to. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-worst-way-possible/50062/15 "2001-01-15T23:08:15Z")
\*Originally posted by Lexicon \* > [@](#): > > **A naked necrophiliac, coated in rancid motor oil, who–with his thursts–is furiously pushing an elderly, semi-fresh corpse that is trailing long gray ropes of guts that are being worried by a stray dog around the broken glass-covered asphalt of the parking lot of an abandoned YMCA while fireworks explode in the Fourth of July sky.** Whoa, deja vu…