# The "Would You Rather..." Game **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 28, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574 "2002-03-28T16:03:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/41 "2002-03-30T04:55:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Would you rather spend the rest of your life without a computer or without sex? I’d rather spend the rest of my life without sex. Why?- I am married with kids. I don’t have sex as it is anway. 😉 **Would You Rather…** Live the rest of your life with nuts like [This](http://www.dc101.com/timages/article/bigballs.mpeg) or Fall off the side of a mountain like [This](http://www.dc101.com/timages/article/rockclimb.mpeg), break nearly every bone in your body, and be forced to eat your food with a straw for the rest of your life. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/42 "2002-03-30T11:40:49Z")
OMG. That’s horrible. Poor man. I’ll have my food through a straw. **Would you rather:** Have a religious debate with Tom Cruise or Have sex with PeeWee Herman ---
**Author:** ![100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/a698b9/32.png) [@100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/100)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/43 "2002-03-30T12:13:38Z")
A religious debate with tom cruise! \*\*Would You Rather… Have 100 Dogs go to the toilet on your head?(Number 1’s and 2’s) or Bite the heads off 100 dead monkeys? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/44 "2002-03-30T12:40:29Z")
ewwwwwww This is the worst one so far.🙂 I’ll take the dog poop. I can keep my mouth closed, can I? 😛 \*\*Would you rather: \*\* Have some pretzels with George W. or Bring new batteries for Arafat’s cell-phone? ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/45 "2002-03-30T13:02:18Z")
I just thought you guys might get some enjoyment out of [this](http://www.whatsworse.com/) site, by the sound of your posts 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/a698b9/32.png) [@100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/100)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/46 "2002-03-31T01:13:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by käse \* > \*\* > Have some pretzels with George W. > > or > > Bring new batteries for Arafat’s cell-phone? \*\* Pretzels with the Pretzeldent. Would you rather lick the inside of 20 New York public toilets? or Eat a Big Mac (and large fries) which had been left on the floor of a New York Mens room for 20 days? ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/47 "2002-03-31T11:27:59Z")
_o gad. I’d rather die. … next poster, please_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/48 "2002-03-31T21:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 100% \* > \*\* > > Pretzels with the Pretzeldent. > > Would you rather lick the inside of 20 New York public toilets? > or > Eat a Big Mac (and large fries) which had been left on the floor of a New York Mens room for 20 days? \*\* Okay, it’s pretty obvious that the above choice has brought this game to a grinding halt. If we want to save this thread someone has to do the noble thing and throw themselves on this grenade so… flips coin… Heads… Okay, the toilets. Now, Assuming no chance of escape or rescue, and no Unimatrix Zero, Would you rather be assimilated by the Borg, or parasitized by a Goa’uld? Please give a reason for your choice. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/49 "2002-04-01T06:13:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by davidm \* > \*\* > > Okay, it’s pretty obvious that the above choice has brought this game to a grinding halt. If we want to save this thread someone has to do the noble thing and throw themselves on this grenade so… > > flips coin… > > Heads… Okay, the toilets. > > Now, > Assuming no chance of escape or rescue, and no Unimatrix Zero, > Would you rather be assimilated by the Borg, or parasitized by a Goa’uld? Please give a reason for your choice. \*\* Borg, all the way. Strength in Unity–Unity in action, Unity in pride. Do you doubt The Unity? Would you rather: A) Burn longer. OR B) Burn brighter. ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/50 "2002-04-01T08:35:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > \*\* > Would you rather: > > A) Burn longer. > > OR > > B) Burn brighter. \*\* \*\*Brighter \*\* all the way. **Would you rather** Date the pope Date Britney Spears ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/51 "2002-04-01T08:51:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by käse \* > \*\* > > \*\*Brighter \*\* all the way. > > **Would you rather** > > Date the pope > > Date Britney Spears \*\* I’d date the pope, just out of sympathy. In the words of Phil Hendrie, the poor pontiff probably needs a good lay so bad his plumbing is probably ‘backed up’. Scenario. Someone has placed a bet with you. The details of the bet are not important. Just imagine that if you win this bet–you’ll get a fabulous prize. But if you lose, you get a -bigger- prize. Do you: A) Make yourself a winner–and get a fabulous prize. OR B) Label yourself a big loser, but get a bigger prize? ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/52 "2002-04-01T09:14:59Z")
LOL \*Posted by Ashtar: Do you: A) Make yourself a winner–and get a fabulous prize. OR B) Label yourself a big loser, but get a bigger prize?\* I’ll make myself a winner, for a change. \*\* Would you rather: \*\* Get caught shoplifting or Kill a spider ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/53 "2002-04-01T09:19:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by käse \* > \*\*LOL > > \*Posted by Ashtar: Do you: > > A) Make yourself a winner–and get a fabulous prize. > > OR > > B) Label yourself a big loser, but get a bigger prize?\* > > I’ll make myself a winner, for a change. > \*\* Would you rather: \*\* > > Get caught shoplifting > > or > > Kill a spider \*\* DEVIL-SPIDER…MUST…DIE!!! Would you rather… A) Go peacefully in your sleep OR B) Meet the reaper head-on? ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/54 "2002-04-01T09:25:49Z")
Posted by Ashtar:A) Go peacefully in your sleep OR B) Meet the reaper head-on? what kind of question is that. ? LOL It’s my favourite dream! A \*\*Would you rather: \*\* Have Woody Allan’s “love-baby” or Kiss Rodney Dangerfield ---
**Author:** ![Aleq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@Aleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aleq)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/55 "2002-04-01T19:19:33Z")
Kiss Rodney Dangerfield–it’ll be over sooner! Would you rather: Have a horrible car wreck that’s your fault, or be in a horrible car wreck that somebody else involved you in? ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/56 "2002-04-01T19:55:28Z")
**Aleq** > [@](#): > > Kiss Rodney Dangerfield–it’ll be over sooner ?? You think so? He’s old.😉 > [@](#): > > Have a horrible car wreck that’s your fault, or be in a horrible car wreck that somebody else involved you in? The second- but I don’t drive a car. Do bikes count? 🙂 \*\* Would you rather\*\* Wear Monica’s dress [with stain] to meet your future parents in-law or Lend an ear to Mike Tyson? ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/57 "2002-04-01T20:16:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by käse \* > \*\* > > Wear Monica’s dress [with stain] to meet your future parents in-law > > or > Lend an ear to Mike Tyson? \*\* Monica’s dress. Even though the dress was butt-ugly, I could always pass the stain off as mayo. 😃 Would you rather Eat a cup of Ernest Borgnine’s toe jam, or Re-enact _The Poseidon Adventure_ with him in the bathtub, every day for three years? ---
**Author:** ![bartev](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bartev](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bartev)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/58 "2002-04-01T22:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\* > So, it’s a choice between drinking bathwater and getting caught with a transvestite prostitute by my SO? I’ll have to go with the bathwater on this one. > > Would you rather spend the night in a maximum security prison or a mental institution? \*\* Naturally, the mental institution would be my choice. Supposing there’s far better conversation going on in there, plus where’s the fun in sanity?? Sorry, this one’s kinda men only: would you rather stumble into a gay-bar darkroom naked, or crash a militant feminist-party?(hope i’m not offending anyone here…) ---
**Author:** ![100](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/a698b9/32.png) [@100](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/100)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/59 "2002-04-02T07:45:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bartev \* > \*\* > > Sorry, this one’s kinda men only: would you rather stumble into a gay-bar darkroom naked, or crash a militant feminist-party?(hope i’m not offending anyone here…) \*\* Feminists party. Would you rather… a) Be buck naked and stuck in a cage with a pack of anal raping apes? OR b)Let a small dog knaw through your leg? ---
**Author:** ![Aleq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@Aleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aleq)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574/60 "2002-04-02T16:11:13Z")
Eh, I’ll take the apes–apes have small peepees, I can fight and I need my leg… Would you rather have sex with someone who really repulses you and get $50K for it, or have sex with the person of your dreams, but it’ll cost you $50K? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-would-you-rather-game/100574.md?page=2)